Victoria Justice , her sister and her friends’ Jamaican trip is over and sadly that means no more pics of them in their bikinis. I guess they need a vacation from all that hard work they’ve been doing for their social media pages. It’s a tough life!!! If any one of them needs a soothing massage give me a call.
Lindsey Pelas is one of my favorite big titty InstaModels. However, I only wish she stop using the early 90s lip liner. It makes her look like the Joker. I know you’re probably wondering how I even pay attention to minor details like that with HUGE boobs in my face. I’m a professional! I’ve been doing this for 15 years. » view all 16 photos
As you can tell, I’ve been doing many posts on Dua Lipa . She delivers the goods almost daily now and because of that I’m a fan. I like hot chicks who are consistent and show their titties. It’s a simple formula and it works. That said, do you see me posting Katy Perry anymore? NO! Did her last album tank? Yes! lesson of the day: Show the titties.
I like to creep on as many Instagram models as I can. It’s time consuming and most aren’t worth mentioning, but today I came across cutie Cindy Mello and she is a gem. The girl has a beautiful face and awesome body, however, she needs to step up her booty game. I could not find one decent shot! Booty=followers and if she sprinkled a few in, she would def get over the million follower mark. Seriously, I should manage every single Instamodel out there. I would work for free too. Just pay me with booty on face rubs. » view all 12 photos
I’ve been doing this for a very long time. I’ve seen many natural breasted wonders come across the pages of Hollywood Tuna, but not since Lucy Pinder has there been one like http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?tag=Sophie-Mudd. Now I don’t know much about her, other than her boobs are the 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th , 13th etc… wonder of the world and that she likes to spread her legs open and squeeze her boobs on social media. I feel Sophie and Little Tuna are going to have a very long and hard relationship. I think the little guy is in love. » view all 15 photos
I’ve been doing this for a very long time. I’ve seen many natural breasted wonders come across the pages of Hollywood Tuna, but not since Lucy Pinder has there been one like http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?tag=Sophie-Mudd. Now I don’t know much about her, other than her boobs are the 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th , 13th etc… wonder of the world and that she likes to spread her legs open and squeeze her boobs on social media. I feel Sophie and Little Tuna are going to have a very long and hard relationship. I think the little guy is in love. » view all 15 photos
Here’s German model/hottie Jasmine Sanders doing an ab workout for LOVE’s Day 14 Advent video, and I just hope Hailey Baldwin is paying attention . Because now this is how a real model makes a sexy workout video. I’m not sure how useful it is as a workout though. I tried exercising along with it, and my abs are fine, but my wrists are burning. Yow! » view all 14 photos
I’m glad to see Sarah Hyland is finally starting to master the fine art of Instagram “modeling” — AKA posting topless pictures and gym shots every chance you get. I just wish she hadn’t waited so long. Her Modern Family co-star Ariel Winter has already been doing this for years, which means Sarah’s got a lot of catching up to do. I figure 2-3 topless selfies a day for the next 6 months ought to do it. Better get back to work.
I’ve been doing posts on Candice Swanepoel for years now, but somehow I just found out she had a kid almost a year ago. I didn’t even realize she had a boyfriend. Although I guess now I understand why she never replied to any of my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, point is, Alessandra Ambrosio finally has some competition for the coveted title of world’s hottest Victoria’s Secret MILF. Let the battle begin.
I guess Rosie O’Donnell Lite — sorry, Katy Perry — had to take a break from all that “hard work” she’s been doing lately. Because here she is relaxing at the beach with a few of her friends and/or personal assistants (and a professional photographer). It’s a tough life being a pop star/professional nobody! Anyway, if Katy ever really wants to get away from it all, I know a place that’s extremely private and that no one else ever goes: my bedroom in my mom’s basement. Call me!