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I still can’t believe that Halle Berry is forty-five years old, it just doesn’t make any sense to me, she’s a freak of nature. Not that I’m complaining, the woman is hot and she’s got some of the best breasts in the business no matter how old they are. Is she considered a cougar now? Because she doesn’t really look like the cougars I’m used to seeing, she’s not orange or wearing a lifeguard tank top that says something like “Party Saver” or chain smoking flavored cigarillos and I highly doubt her breath smells like day old wine. I like it.