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Emily Ratajkowski Skinny and Wet Pic of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski posted this picture of her on her instagram looking pretty fucking skinny, and busty, which I guess is a good thing because that’s really her job description and if she was anything but skinny, or busty, she would have nothing but a giant, weird looking belly button to distract from her bird face that I think is overrated, but that I also think was maneuvered really well to to this level of fame. I mean in ways she’s the Pam Anderson of this generation. Titty Model, to Topless Music Video Vixen, to getting cast in movies like she originally wanted to do….it’s like a modern day story of overcoming all obstacles she faced as a rich LA scenester with big tits..and fake lips…up against so many other rich LA sceneters with big tits and fake lips… I don’t hate what she represents, tits get hits, tits lead to fame, if you got tits, show them to me, it may work out for you, I just kinda hate her.

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Caitlin Stasey Australian Ass of the Day

Caitlin Stasey is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents, despite how much money or class they may have…that’s not to say I don’t like trashy Australians, in fact I am in love with at least one Australian, but it’s not this Caitlin Stasey chick I’ve never heard of, who is putting her ass on twitter like some kind of common hooker, it’s some other Australian who when you get a few drinks in her all she wants to do is strip down, rail lines of cocaine, gamble and fuck whoever is around…and as long as I am the one who is around…that is a good thing…it’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance….

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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Lesbianism of the Day

Some people like to think they are just Besties, you know straight up BFFs, but I like to think there is nothing straight going on here. I like to think that Taylor Swift is less about collecting models and hoarding them in her luxury apartment, in a room that apparently has pictures of Karlie Kloss all over it, like some kind of rich as fuck stalker who can buy anything she wants, even lifesize, living baries…and more about suffocating on their tall skinny girl clits… It’s like sure maybe they just watch movies and bake cookies in their Pajamas, up on some Michael Jackson “I’m worth 100 million dollars and never had a normal childhood” kick… But I like to think they sit on each other until one of them passes out or squirts…you know modern day schoolyard games thanks to the internet. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Shanina Shaik TITS for GQ Russia of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a nice enough set of Australian tits, doing the GQ Russia, showing off her nice enough set of Australian tits, because like most models, landing a Russian billionaire is a pretty much the best gig you can get, way better than the cover of Vogue….not because models are hookers, I would never imply that, they are talented individuals who spend years learning the craft of just showing up on set and letting people take pics of them for a lot of money… She’s Half Pakistani, obviously not the half that works my convenience store. She was a reality show contestant. She has modelled for pretty much everyone probably best known for Victoria’s Secret….and that’s enough of a recap of her career you don’t care about – because you’re just into staring at her GQ Russian tit…and I’m with you on that…her bio is only interesting to the weirdo fans and I don’t endorse that kind of behavior…but I do endorse tits.

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