I think Nina Dobrev is on a permanent vacation and is totally an Instagram Model now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie or TV show that she has been in, but I’m guessing it wasn’t working out as well as being a social media star. Anyway, here she is in a bikini again. I think she needs to hire me as a photographer cause these pics suck!
So Bella Thorne is now a rapper and singing about pussy. Since, I am not a rap expert, I don’t know if it is good or not, but I’m guessing that people will hate it. Personally, I like any song sung by a female about pussy. This deserve a Grammy!
With a combination of corn, beans, tuna, eggs and sausage, it’s hard to know whether this dish is going to be good or not. Follow along with our writer to see what they thought!
Rita Ora Rihanna Impersonator posts slutty enough videos to her instagram, you know self promoting herself, like every girl on the internet, and I figure as long as their tits on the internet, I’m not going to complain….I don’t care if this girl is authentic in this world of zero authenticity, I don’t care if this girls is a hack, or an impersonator or if she’s talented or interesting, or producing compelling content….I don’t care that she got Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…I don’t care if she’s good or not…I just care that she’s half naked, and I don’t even really care about that, but if I am going to look at her shit in the media, I’d rather it be like this…because I am a pervert…and so is everyone else… The post Rita Ora’s Stripper Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…
I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….
I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….
One of my favorite things about the invention of Twitter are all the desperate for attention pornstars who like to post pictures of themselves naked or half naked or wearing tiny seductive outfits all over their Twitter page. I’m sure that’s what the nerds had in mind when they invented it, but I like it. Here’s Jenna Haze taking a few shots of herself in a cute little trashy schoolgirl costume. She must be on the set of one of her movies… Working hard.
I keep posting pictures of Selena Gomez doing pretty much the exact same thing in every post. Singing and dancing around on stage. I’ve never heard her sing, I have no idea if she’s any good or not, but I know she’s popular with the kids today and that’s about it. Not to mention she’s pretty cute…. If you’re into young, hot millionaire types. Enjoy. more pictures of Selena Gomez here