I’ve been a fan of these SFW / PG Porn videos and pictures since I fist saw the crude MS Paint sketches over porn pics a long time ago. Whether the PG Porn is just a comedic take on porn….or if it is a take on acts that happen on a porn set….or if it is an animation over actual porn…shit’s funny and worth watching Here are the best 3 PG Porn videos I found today…but keep in mind…I didn’t look too hard. 3- THis one is straight from Diesel Jeans and it’s a pretty genius marketing campaign that isn’t necessarily original, cuz PG porn has been going on for a while, but it is pretty fucking funny regardless. 2- Here’s SFW Porn with Jenna Haze, that is pretty much real porn, but without the sex. Turning the porn into a rock opera musical. 1- The freaks over at GGW break down some classic porn stunts from Creampies, Squirts, and Salad Tossing….with a couple of babes…clever enough for me to watch cuz the girls are in bikinis….
I knew it was just a matter of time before Taylor Momsen and her underage tramp show would turn to sexy lesbianism. Here she is getting a lap dance by pornstar Jenna Haze at one of her shows the other day. I love it. I know I should be all up in arms about this kind of thing, women aren’t just pieces of meat you know, but I love when women slut it up. I’m sorry but it’s true. Keep up the good work.
Taylor Momsen did a concert at the House of Blues in LA last night and she invited her friend Jenna Haze….who has been seen IN HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO and IN BED WITH HER and for those of you who don’t know…. JENNA HAZE IS A PORNSTAR star of her new video JENNA HAZE , the pornstar….and these are the pictures of what happened….fascinating to some…as obvious and cliche as when my dog pees on a fire hydrant to others….but a little more exciting, because it takes a certain identity crisis to leave her easy life getting decent acting jobs, being wholesome and non sexual, to strip down and whore out for a band that only gets House of Blues gigs, not selling out arena gigs… The good news in all this is that at least they are playing it up, even if it is for college level girls trying to get the boys to notice them, obvious, it’s still happening….and that’s more than I can say for some girls who won’t even entertain the idea of eating a pussy, even though every girl I know only masturbate to lesbian porn, figure that one out you fucking dykes…you’re all fucking dykes… Here’s some video of the concert I refuse to watch…
Taylor Momsen did a concert at the House of Blues in LA last night and she invited her friend Jenna Haze….who has been seen IN HER NEW MUSIC VIDEO and IN BED WITH HER and for those of you who don’t know…. JENNA HAZE IS A PORNSTAR star of her new video JENNA HAZE , the pornstar….and these are the pictures of what happened….fascinating to some…as obvious and cliche as when my dog pees on a fire hydrant to others….but a little more exciting, because it takes a certain identity crisis to leave her easy life getting decent acting jobs, being wholesome and non sexual, to strip down and whore out for a band that only gets House of Blues gigs, not selling out arena gigs… The good news in all this is that at least they are playing it up, even if it is for college level girls trying to get the boys to notice them, obvious, it’s still happening….and that’s more than I can say for some girls who won’t even entertain the idea of eating a pussy, even though every girl I know only masturbate to lesbian porn, figure that one out you fucking dykes…you’re all fucking dykes… Here’s some video of the concert I refuse to watch…
Jenna Haze is the reason I am not a judge at the AVN Awards anymore….not that it was a paying gig….but I still fucking hate her for it….see getting thousands of pornos a week before Christmas that I never watched made me feel so fucking relevant in society… The reason she hates me is simple, 99 percent of bitches in porn are insane. They have these egos, they think they are imoportant, or that they matter, when they are really interchangable with any pussy willing to fuck on camera…its not really a talent to fuck on camera…if anything, it’s serious bottom feeding….. See I’ve banged many girls in my life, and those girls all fuck just as good as porn pussy, they just aren’t as loud and theatrical about it, most of the time, and that’s a good thing…cuz that’s phony shit is what I hate about porn…. Anyway, I made fun of her in bikini pics years ago, saying she shit her pants, she cried to her boyfriend and possible faggot, Jules Jordan, Jules Jordan cried to AVN threatening to pull shit sponsorship, I got kicked out of judging….cuz money talks and that’s ok…. I still get to go to the awards and laugh at these dumb cunts who want so desperately to be mainstream, they’re just too busy escorting to take the time to make smarter career moves….dumb cunts…. So Jenna Haze, one of the biggest stars in porn in the last 4-5 years is now starring in Taylor Momsen music videos and the future must seem bright for this piece of shit hooker….big moves….for a big cunt….literally…all while Taylor Momsen pulls this poser, phony, rock and roll lie….trying to be edgy and dangerous…smoking…drinking…lesbianism…topless bitches…pornstars…..shocking…..what a fucking joke….try harder you fake…..even if nothing is actually authentic….at least do a better job being believable…. Here’s the video…. TO SEE PICS OF HER PERFORMING THE OTHER DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK
Taylor Momsen turned out to be some pretty hot pussy….her teenage rebellion led her to dropping out of Hollywood to start some rock and roll band….that she realized did better if she performed in lingerie…like she didn’t give a fuck…giving us something to jerk off to…and I’ve Posted a Ton of Her Smut …. But the good news is that she hasn’t done a Miley and turned all non-slutty and wholesome and toned down while preaching love instead of giving us something to want to fuck as hard as we did when she was illegal…..kinda like her 18th birthday stopped all that hard half naked work cuz there was no point as the scandals wouldn’t get as much reach…. cuz no one gives as much of a fuck about about a slutty teen girl the day she turns 18…. She’s instead started hanging with Jenna Haze….who you can see in various AMAZING PORN CLIPS OF HER BY CLICKING THIS LINK …..and although Jenna Haze is not a huge fan of mine….She got mad when I made fun of her for looking like she shit herself in a bikini , causing issues in my AVN Judging sideline work, thanks to her manager/boyfriend contesting me….I still think she’s one hot, passionate about being a whore, whore…and really that makes these pics…a good thing…hoping to see more of them togeher in Vegas next weeek….
It looks like now that Taylor Momsen is eighteen, she hasn’t wasted any time getting her fingers dirty. Here she is lying in bed with pornstar Jenna Haze. This is what I’m talking about, more eighteen year olds should have role models like pornstars. Apparently this is for FHM magazine, not that I really care, I’m just excited for the future lesbian scene. Hot.
Do you like a set of bleach blond twins posing together in trashy little outfits as much as I do? Of course you do, or you wouldn’t be wasting your time on this site while you’re supposed to be doing a spreadsheet or whatever it is you do all day in your cubicle. Here are Kristina and Karissa Shannon at some sort of party where wearing see through skirts and a thong is not only acceptable, but encouraged. Where the hell was my invitation? Those booties could use my attention.
I’m not sure if any of you are as into pornstars as I am, who am I kidding of course you are, but I couldn’t resist posting this shot of Jenna Haze with her cute little booty popping out of her low cut jeans while she poses on some lucky dude’s car. I’ve heard about Muffin Tops before, when a chicks fat gets squeezed out of the top of her jeans like a muffin, but this is ridiculous. Jenna is by no means fat or anything, but this has got to be the hottest Muffin Top ever.
One of my favorite things about the invention of Twitter are all the desperate for attention pornstars who like to post pictures of themselves naked or half naked or wearing tiny seductive outfits all over their Twitter page. I’m sure that’s what the nerds had in mind when they invented it, but I like it. Here’s Jenna Haze taking a few shots of herself in a cute little trashy schoolgirl costume. She must be on the set of one of her movies… Working hard.
