In cased you missed the Vitamin of The Day on the Quick Silva Show….The Vitamin was “Relax and Stay focused.” A lot of times in life we can take the time to stop worrying and relax for a second it could change the course of the path we’re on. Quick suggested instead of getting upset or stressed, get relaxed and focus! If you want to hear the full vitamin listen to the video above.
Source: Roy Rochlin / Getty Lil Uzi Vert fans are freaking out after the Philly rapper announced via his Instagram Story that he’s officially done with music. He wrote in a cryptic post, “I wanna take the time out to say I thank each and every one of my supports, but I’m done with music. I deleted everything. I wanna be normal… I wanna wake up in 2013.” No word on whether or not Uzi is just having a moment or if he’s really done with the game. But if he is telling the truth, does that mean his highly anticipated album ‘Eternal Atake’ won’t be seeing the light of day? Lil uzi verts quitting music pic.twitter.com/rrsIF4soGq — Olivia (@livytynanx) January 12, 2019 2013 Lil Uzi Vert would not approve of this. Continue reading →
It’s time to take a break from our regularly-scheduled programming — AKA Bella Thorne shaking her booty on Snapchat — for some “professional” “modeling” pictures from the hardest-working hottie on social media. AKA some lazy, boring photoshoot for some brand that’s probably paying Bella way too much money for about 10 minutes of work. They didn’t even take the time to Photoshop it so her tongue wasn’t bright orange. But hey, at least now I learned Bella eats Cheetos at work too. I always knew we were meant for each other! I’m sure she’s already got an assistant for it, but if Bella ever needs someone to lick the orange dust of her fingers, let me know. I have years of relevant work experience.
Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke. Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom? Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight. The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chad Johnson Says He Did His Daughter’s Makeup Chad Johnson recently shared photos with fans of his adorable daughters including his teen Jicyra Johnson who’s preparing to graduate high school. In the caption for the pictures, the former NFLer credited himself with “slaying her face” with MAC cosmetic products and says he’s booked to do makeup till 2020. “Yes I did her eyebrows, makeup and hair […] I used Studio Fix NW 45 on her face,” wrote Johnson. Oh Chad… But wait, did he really “slay” the teen’s face??? Hit the flip to see.
Ashanti Shares More Bikini-Clad Photos From Her Birthday Week In Paradise Photos of Ashanti don’t really require much hype or hoopla. She’s the kind of attraction that sells itself. That said, fellas (and some of you ladies), you should DEFINITELY take the time to check out these photos of Murder Inc.’s former first lady in all her birthday suit splendor! Hit the flip to have a look see. Images via Instagram
Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”… The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right? These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world… The post Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras… I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence… Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true… The post Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a thriving community, we celebrate the achievements of Black women every day, but during Black History Month we wanted to take the time to highlight an esteemed group of groundbreaking African American women in the realms of sports, entertainment and business whose accomplishments you may not know. So, to keep you up on your Black history, we, along with Comcast Xfinity, present more little known facts about Black female pioneers… < > X