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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Selfie of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Jennifer Lopez is pretty fucking high maintenance. I guess that is what happens when you’re a vapid twat the world seems to think is talented. You know the kind of girl who is living her dreams – worth a fortune – and who still seems to think it is ok to TWERK. She posted this video her sister, who I assume is her sister, posted. If you aren’t too turned off by the horrible accent she’s got, you know straight to the core of all your rage…you’ll see her calling out her sister for being ridiculous – because of how dolled up she is at the pool…hair/make-up/a wrap – always ready for a paparazzi invasion – just in case…gotta look her best… She also posted the above bikini pic, cuz I guess when the paparazzi aren’t there, she is, and that’s enough to get a bikini pic from the right angle – to keep the vanity train rollin’…. I hate to admit it, especially considering her age, but her body is good.

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Anna Ewers Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day

Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite. You’re the kind of sick fuck who will spend a Saturday night rolling around in feces that belong to people you don’t know – because people that you do know – find you so repulsive they won’t even take the time out of their days to shit on you…and you know when you’re not even good enough for someone to want to shit on you out of anger…you’re pretty fucking low level on the human chart of relevance.. Where as Anna Ewers, is totally relevant, doing a huge magazine spread for huge photographers, showing her huge tits…for people like us who don’t care about fashion to say Anna Ewers, a model we’ve got to watch… I should date her.

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Girls Plot Fake Murder Via Text Message, Thwart Annoying Bus Snooper

As a general rule, text messages are pretty funny. Take the time Justin Bieber told Selena Gomez to keep her talentless p–sy away from him . Or take these 19 Text Message Fails by Mom . Or take the following amazing exchange, in which one girl complains to her friend that some shady dude on the bus is looking over her shoulder and reading her phone messages. What awesomely evil plan does the friend come up with? We should plot a fake murder and see how he reacts! And that’s exactly what they do. Flip through the following screen grabs to see the plot unfold and to learn how the snooper responds… Fake Murder Text Messages 1. So it begins…

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Barbara Palvin is Boring in the March Glamour UK of the Day

Barbara Palvin is on the Victoria’s Secret major push…you know they cast her last year and all of a sudden a day doesn’t go by without seeing pics of her…they have her in the grind….cuz the more exposure she gets…the more celebrity she gets….the more longevity she gets…and the more likely she’ll be the rookie who takes over the glory of the Veteran….as all the other Victoria’s Secret girls are pushing 30….and it will be time for them to follow Heidi Klum into old lady obscurity…giving this string a chance for the glory…it’s the circle of Victoria’s Secret life…and as long as there is pussy being born…they’ll be ready for it…. That said, they should try to get some better pics of her body when they get her in magazines…I mean I don’t need to see her hair and face…I want ass and titties people…. TO SEE DIANE KRUGER AND LENA LOMKOVA IN THE SAME MAGAZINE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara’s Applying Make-Up of the Day

This must be a fetish somewhere… Sofia Vergara has two people working her face to make her look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom of a 25 year old….you know when you’re not looking at her breasts…..and take the time to see what her face actually looks like…which I assume only happens sometimes….like right now when she’s not showing off her tits…even though showing off her tits is the whole reason she exists….making the whole thing so backwards… Most girls hide their smoke and mirror secrets, their SPANX, their EXLAX and whatever else they use to make themselves look hot….but this girl’s putting this out there….making me think is just a front for the other 3 dozen other people she has airbrushing her into looking like a babe….but we don’t care about that…we just care that she’s making everyday 50 year olds feel inadequate….cuz an inadequate feeling woman is one who gives good head….

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Rihanna Assumes Position In Her Swimsuit

Let’s all take the time to thank Rihanna for giving us a sample of her money shot face. I know I’ll save that image in my mind for later and put it to good use. Anyway here she is still on vacation in France. I hope she never gets back to work.

Kristina Shannon Lesbian Kiss For Attention of the Day

Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER … To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Britney Spears Bikini for Facebook of the Day

Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late…. All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good.

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BIEBER NBC SPECIAL this Wednesday and Thursday at 8pm

make sure to tune in This WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY at 8pm each night for my 2 part NBC SPECIAL “AROUND THE WORLD” as we take you behind the scenes of my worldwide promo run for my new album #BELIEVE . This special we gave as much access or more as my movie Never Say Never so I hope you like it and get to see what it is like behind the scenes of my life. oh yeah…we also perform new song from the new album. thanks. SEE U TOMORROW NIGHT! BELIEVE the new album out now! – smarturl.it http://www.youtube.com/v/o3UMUJI8YgM?version=3&f=user_uploads&app=youtube_gdata Read the original: BIEBER NBC SPECIAL this Wednesday and Thursday at 8pm

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Justin Bieber & Big Sean- ‘As Long As You Love Me’ (Audio) [Believe Album 2012]

www.dangerusdiva.com Justin bieber- As Long As You Love Me (Live)…I love the words to this song. I think who ever wrote it was inspired by all the crazy things in the world going on right now. Sometimes we take allot of things that we have for granted. We should all take the time out to reassess our lives and count our blessings. Be sure to thank God and realize what is truly important in life. God bless, ~Dangerus Diva Justin bieber- As Long As You Love Me Justin bieber- As Long As You Love Me Justin bieber- As Long As You Love Me Justin bieber- As Long As You Love Me “justin bieber drake right here” “justin bieber boyfriend” “As Long as you Love Me lyrics” “as long as you love me cover” “justin bieber today show live” “Dangerus diva” “boyfriend justin bieber” “justin bieber nicki minaj song” cover “beauty and beat” “justin bieber Believe” “justin bieber big sean” “justin bieber concert” “justin bieber concert 2012″ “justin bieber cover” Justin bieber- As Long As You Love Me http://www.youtube.com/v/A_MHw828Ho0?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata View post: Justin Bieber & Big Sean- ‘As Long As You Love Me’ (Audio) [Believe Album 2012]

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