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Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

It is funny how people are so emotional about celebrities they jerk off to. I call Cameron Diaz, who I assume is over 40, a menopausal looking box, unable to have children, possibly from being too old, maybe from all the drugs, or maybe front he herpes and or other STDs that have ravaged her lady parts…not that I care if she’s a slut or not – I mean based her talent alone, she’d have to be… The truth is, I find it offensive that she’s still cast as the love interest or the hot girl in a movie, when so many hotter girls who actually have talent can do a better job and more importantly, will make me want to have sex with them, while this one…I don’t even want to look at.. Her ass – sloppy – because that’s what happens when you get old. You can run as hard as you can, and squat as much as you can, but eventually, you start to fucking melt…I think that’s what Frosty the Snowman story is all about….Cameron Diaz…you see that’s a part bitch should be playing… I guess seeing her climb her yacht ladder as her Good Charlotte boyfriend stares at her ass, remembering the good times with Paris Hilton’s ass…because clearly he has very very very good taste…if you think no control of an asshole and herpes puss is palatable.. Either way…Cameron Diaz is a monster. Send me hate mail. It makes me think at least one of you reads this nonsense, even though I know as well as you know, that Cameron Diaz’s ass in a bikini, climbing a ladder of a yacht, really doesn’t matter….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cameron Diaz’s Bikini Ass on a Yacht of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Selfie of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Jennifer Lopez is pretty fucking high maintenance. I guess that is what happens when you’re a vapid twat the world seems to think is talented. You know the kind of girl who is living her dreams – worth a fortune – and who still seems to think it is ok to TWERK. She posted this video her sister, who I assume is her sister, posted. If you aren’t too turned off by the horrible accent she’s got, you know straight to the core of all your rage…you’ll see her calling out her sister for being ridiculous – because of how dolled up she is at the pool…hair/make-up/a wrap – always ready for a paparazzi invasion – just in case…gotta look her best… She also posted the above bikini pic, cuz I guess when the paparazzi aren’t there, she is, and that’s enough to get a bikini pic from the right angle – to keep the vanity train rollin’…. I hate to admit it, especially considering her age, but her body is good.

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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Selfie of the Day

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means… So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up… So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

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Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Tip of the Day

I don’t really know what this fitness move is, I just know it’s being performed by Izabel Goulart, the hard-faced, hard-bodied, fitness model sent from Fitness heaven/Brazil to make instagram a better place and remind all your fat sluts that if you got to the gym, you may be a model too… I just know i want to Lick it… If you don’t like that…here’s a bikini pic…with her hairy legs…because this is a self shot bikini pic, not a Victoria’s Secret studio shot bikini pic…

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