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Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself… In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote: “Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …” Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit… The post Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it… I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more… I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me… Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot.. The post Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone in Calvin Klein of the Day

Lara Stone tried to sue me once, I don’t know if that was just her flirting with me, you know playing hard to get, or maybe she is just a bratty cunt who thinks people who post paparazzi pics of her shitty honeymoon deserve to be punished, since it is her private moment of officially winning at gold digging…. The lawsuit never went anywhere, because her shitty honeymoon pictures she wanted off the site were hardly as interesting as her model pics, that are for the most part topless and busty, and photoshopped and lit proper that make her look like less of a vile hag….and more of a lovely girl you’d masturbate to…like in this Calvin Klein campaign…that’s not all that amazing, but that made her more money than I’m getting for posting it, since Calvin Klien isn’t one of our corporate sponsors…even though they should be…. Here’s a Commercial…. Here’s another Commercial….

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Rita Ora’s Big Tits for some Event of the Day

Rita Ora was at some event…because she’s always at an event. It’s her everyday hustle because the more people see her big tits, the more they will think she actually matters and is an actual talent who deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…because she feels like she deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…it’s called being an egotistical and entitled cunt…who is talented enough for the execs to shove ideas in her head that she’s more important than she is – because they need to make money when Rihanna’s not touring…and they might as well do it with this one. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means… So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up… So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

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Lucy Pinder’s Awesome Tits in her Calendar Preview of the Day

Lucy Pinder tweeted this preview picture of her 2013 Calendar shoot, and it is amazing…it has forced me to embrace these Glamour models more than I already have, because up until a month ago, I ignored they existed, cuz their not quite hot enough to be an actual model, not quite talented enough to be more than a Cashier, Stripper or Waitress, and not quite eager enough to do porn….really pissed me off…..but now…I like all girls who get topless in pictures…especially when they have something to prove…. So I am going to start writing them love letters instead of mocking them, cuz tits like this are just fucking outrageous….like an amusment park ride for my mouth, hands and dick that I never want to get off….ever after I get off… If you know what I mean…. To See Lucy Pinder Huge Tits On the Red Carpet Last Night in an Unrelated Photoshoot

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Britney Spears Nasty Panty Flash of the Day

I never used to understand why girls wear underwear, and when I’d get down with a girl who wasn’t wearing underwear, I’d always get excited. I was like shit, this bitch is ready, there’s just one piece of clothing between her pussy and my dick and I love it…I remember being at bars so many times and walking upstairs behind hot pussy in front of me that was not wearing panties and I’d get a fucking hard on on the spot….but then I started dating a hippie bitch who thought underwear was repressive and that her thick bush was underwear enough or some shit and I realized the importance of underwear because it traps all their discharge and smells so that it doesn’t accumulate all over their jeans the bitch never washed and make me want to vomit every time I had to sit next to the bitch…..not that I generally get grossed out by pussy smells…but I do after seeing the inside theme of her jeans….not that you care…but here are some Britney Spears pictures of her underwear to remind us that despite being insane it’s always smart to put on a pair of underwear especially in jeans so that you can show the world that you’re not totally unable to care for yourself….which is what I assume Britney’s doing in these pics…and when I try to imagine what’s brewing in those panties…some kind of natural disaster or tropical storm part of me gets excited…the other part of me wants to throw up and unfortunately my dirty panty fetish always wins. Here are the pics.

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Amanda Seyfried is Boring in a Stupid Wig of the Day

This bitch is exactly like every stripper I’ve ever met. She’ll get naked, or dresses slutty and desirable, or put on heels and lace for a movie role, when she’s getting paid stupid money, but in her everyday life, bitch just fucking sucks and walk around unshowered, sloppy and looking like she just spent the last month camping. Despite liking me some stinky, dirty, unshowered pussy every once in a while, cuz it’s got more flavor, it’s not something I generally jerk off to…especially when it’s Hollywood, since there are enough unshowered disgusting bitches in my everyday life…. Amanda Seyfried, even when in stupid costume, annoys me…because she just doesn’t try unless she’s getting paid, and that may be good work ethic, but it’s not the way celebrities are supposed to act, and I don’t think she’s talented enough to reinvent our expectations and the whole thing just pisses me the fuck off, I like bitches who are whores to their core, attention seeking and insecure, not just sloppy twats comfortable being seen in their pig-state cuz they think it’s cool not to care, especially when they make stupid much money cuz we pay to see her shit…it’s a total lack of respect and Amanda Seyfried half naked or not irritates the fuck out of me.

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