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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Nipples of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson who is fat and famous from on shitty TV show I never watched…..and Cara Delevingne who is ugly as fuck, but who managed to go viral like she was a Jenner or Hadid….generating a lot of hype around herself and having people throw jobs at her….are in some weird lesbian relationship…which means they put things in each other’s vaginas…from fists…to dick shaped objects…lesbians..despite hating dick…love being penetrated…. They went to some fashion week event together…and Benson’s nipple was exposed…something that would be exciting when she was a set of big tits on TV, before being fully dumpy and fat about it….and something that I guess is exciting to me…because I love big sloppy tits, see through shirts, on weird broken lesbian relationships….it’s quirky…conversation pieces…you know… More Cara tits at the Dior event JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Posted on December 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 50 and who is probably best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson…because I like to reduce some Hot German’s chick existence to dating some twat from Dawson’s Creek…you know substantially less famous than her…..or successful than her…but because he was on some shitty Katie Holmes TV show I’ve never watched….he defines her….( CLICK HERE TO SEE A KATIE HOLMES LOOKING LIKE SHE’S DYING OF CANCER WITH SURI She’s been in so many shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3…. I like to think of her more as a German weirdo, with Nazi ancestors, who is pragmatic but also likes shitting on and being shit on….or doing the shitting…in the Berlin Sex clubs to off set their weird history… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter posted a butt shot…and she’s laying on her stomach…because she doesn’t want to take away from her butt shot by ruining it with her big round belly….even though people only like her for her tits…and this posting the ass is just confusing what she’s known for, what she’s about.. I think she looks like a vile little troll, but I never watched the show and I never developed an emotional relationship with her tits that keep on growing….I didn’t cry when they were reduced and reshaped….and I didn’t celebrate when they grew back in from eating… I just know that all 18 year olds are firm, tight, and even the fat ones are good enough to stare at – because they haven’t hit their mid 20s – early 30s slump all girls experience – where girls start to melt and turn sloppy because the best years are behind them…where their boyfriends jerk off to pics of them in high school because her body caught up with her big tits.. who cares The post Ariel WInter’s Butt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day

Posted on November 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out. IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you. Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir.. BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH… Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy… Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it… Either way, here are the pics… The post Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Feeds her Inner Thighs of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The biggest question that comes up when it comes to Ariel Winter – besides “who is Ariel Winter?” and not in a philosophical way – but in a I’ve never watched Modern Family, so I am not one of the creeps who fell in love with her teen character – and watched her teen character grow out her tits – before chopping off her tits only to grow back her tits – is “How did her chopped off tits grow back to massive tits”….and the answer is “IN AND OUT”… We can assume that she’s not getting paid by In and Out for the product placement, but rather that she’s paid them for Two or More burgers she’ll stuff her fucking face with and hope for the best – and by best I mean the least amount of fat deposited on her inner thighs, gut and already round face….while keeping fingers crossed that it ends up back on the newly shaped tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Feeds her Inner Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Janet Montgomery Hot Outfit of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Janet Montgomery is from SKINS…the UK version, that I never watched, but I am sure was better than the USA version, because the USA ruins everything, they just rape and pillage, it’s their colonial, missionary, GIVE ME YOUR oil way. It’s like why come up with their own show, let the people in the UK be edgy, or cutting edge, or interesting with their brains and education – and repurpose it for AMERICA..make it bigger…with more money… So as USA turns everything they touch to shit, it is also the HUB, the place to be, the industry lives there…and if you’re a citizen of the world, you’ll know that the USA, despite their shitty content and execution on good ideas, is the place to be, it is the best world in the country, and that’s probably why this Janet bitch lives in the USA…to get fucking paid…and like all international actors – she’s in the USA living the fucking dream… Going to premieres in see through dresses – because get noticed when you can – it’s hard to stand out amongst all the noise out there… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Janet Montgomery Hot Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know you’d assume that Madonna’s daughter couldn’t possibly have nipples, like every human that hasn’t had a mastectomy has….because Madonna is some slippery snake, who tricked the world into thinking she was some Lady Gaga artist of her generation with pop songs and glamour- all sexed up that spoke to the ever loyal and passionate gays – who helped carry her geration to generation since the early 80s….but apparently she breeds humans…latina humans…who don’t wear bras because no one wears bras – this is the selfie / instagram / self involved / porn generation…bras are a sign of the oppressive past, except for the 60s and 70s when no one wore bras, or the 80s when bras didn’t have underwire… The post Madonna’s Daughter Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard….. Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days… I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files… The post Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gillian Anderson Back of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…like Gillian Anderson…here is her back…many years later…from the Hannibal teaser…because when your fan base is pathetic…they kinda stick it out with you..for life… Apparently this is from a teaser for Hannibal… The post Gillian Anderson Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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