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What ever happened to Emmanuelle Chriqui ? She used to be everywhere back in the day, then Entourage ended and so did her 15 minutes of fame. But after stumbling across these bikini pictures, I think it’s time to restart her clock, because I think she’s definitely due for another 15 minutes. Or another 30-45 seconds, at least.
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Emmanuelle Chriqui . It was probably years ago. But once upon a time, Emmanuelle was my #1 favorite B-list hottie. I guess she’s probably down to the C-list these days now that Entourage has been off the air for a while, but judging from this picture, she’s still every bit as hot as she used to be. So here’s hoping we’ve only got another year or two before Emmanuelle slides down and joins me on the D-list and we can date. Fingers crossed!
Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like her Jewish Grandparents…unless the Moroccans weren’t involved in that… So she knows that she can you make sure to wear a ridiculous bikini top to distract from the fact that she’s 40…with that titty spilling out…. She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and I like her tits… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Tit Spilling Out of her Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well this is a little dramatic for an instagram pic. It’s like this 40 year old Canadian from Entourage, a show I never watched, but that everyone seemed to watch, because every girl I know seems to know all about it, but that’s probably because they’ve all had sex with Jeremy Piven, that little man has the ability to stick his dick in everything – you’d think “there’s not enough time in the day for every girl I know to have had sex with him”…yet they’ve all had sex with him…he’s the most accessible famous person around – rocking tinder hard….. Either, Chriqui, lives in LA because she’s all famous, but she’s still some immigrant Moroccan from Canada, a brat….and in being a tacky, gaudy, and annoying woman, I would assume she has pictures of herself all over her house…and that posing like this, in a serious way, being serious and posting it without thinking she’s an asshole – takes some kind of narcissism – I don’t and never will understand… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on more important stuff like celebrity bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been following this whole Hilary Duff on Tinder thing. But I just heard Hilary stopped using it after a bunch of dudes swiped left on my second-favorite MILF. And I don’t get it. Sure, maybe Hilary’s legs are looking a little thicker these days, but I’d still kill to take her out on a date. In fact, I know a great little pizza place as long as she doesn’t mind cold leftovers that’ve been sitting on my floor for weeks. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I guess now that everyone’s stopped talking about the Entourage movie, my #1 favorite B-list hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui has stopped getting invited to big Hollywood movie premieres, and instead she’s back to just looking her usual smoking hot self at random events in LA. Like this jewelry store grand opening. Which actually gives me an idea: if Emmanuelle’s free next week, I’d like to invite her to the grand opening of my bedroom door. She can even cut the ribbon if she wants. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Sure, I wish Emmanuelle Chriqui had decided to bust out some of that great B-list cleavage of hers at the San Andreas premiere in LA — actually, in a perfect world, she would’ve showed up in a bikini , but hey, I’m trying to stay realistic here. And either way, I’m determined to make the most of it. Because I know that pretty soon the Entourage movie’s going to come out, and Emmanuelle’s going to stop getting invited to fancy movie premieres again. And I’m going to be stuck hoping for a random beach vacation or errand run just to get to see my favorite Montreal hottie again. So enjoy it while you still can. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m not sure what happened to Emmanuelle Chriqui ‘s brief hotness comeback last year, but all I know is, it’s good to have her back. Here she is at something called the Crackle Summer Premiere Event and I guess that explains what Emmanuelle’s been up to lately, starring on some original web series. You might think I’d be a little disappointed about that news, but actually, I’m really excited. Because maybe now I can finally convince her to star in my own web series idea, Emmanuelle and the Tuna . See, it’s kind of like The Odd Couple , only with way less clothes. Call me! » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I haven’t done a post on Emmanuelle Chriqui in what feels like forever, I guess because she’s dropped off the hottie map ever since Entourage ended. But seeing her in these bikini pictures in Miami is bringing back all sorts of fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. I guess it’s true what they say, absence does make the heart grow fonder. But I didn’t know it also made funbags grow bigger. Wow. More please. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews