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Ariel Winter’s Young Hollywood Party of the Day

Ariel Winter is a young slut…and dresses like a young slut…because this is what young sluts are like now…they are all empowered sluts, who hate being called slut, but own being sluts, because they watch porn and they took a woman’s studies class that didn’t teach them how to wash dishes and cook dinner, but instead whine and feel empowered – like feminists – thanks to the cocks they put in them….but they aren’t actually woman power or woman supporters but instead they are more bitchy and judgemental to other girls than guys are… When they see this bitch, they see fat, they see average acting, they see a busted face……. When guys see this bitch…we see tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Others there were: Elle Fanning – Worth Fucking CLICK HERE And Kelli Berglund’s Ass in No Pants of the Day CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Young Hollywood Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day

Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be…. She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that… Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE To see her tits Lift Weights… #Repost @benbrunotraining ??? Kate Upton (@kateupton) crushes “1.5 rep” trap bar deadlifts with great technique. Strong! She makes it look easy, but trust me, these are brutal. Great for the legs and butt ???????? A video posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Aug 10, 2016 at 2:30pm PDT The post Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Ass Cheek of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is wearing a romper – as girls do without factoring in going to the bathroom in public bathrooms, and I guess picking things off of high shelves, or maybe this is intentional, like all the nudes she’s released over the years, one with her bush that she pretended were taken when she was 17…and some when the fappening happened a year ago..because she wanted to redeem herself…not that she had to, all girls getting naked in selfies and showing ass in stores are doing all the right things… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Ass Cheek of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez’s Braless Tits Get the X-Ray Nerd Treatment of the Day

Selena Gomez is another one of these Disney Trained whores who is in bed with Taylor Swift, both leveraging each other as BFFs because it makes a good storyline, cashing in and making stupid amounts of money, rumored as the most followed girl on social media in the world, while she’s not milking her lupus like it was her breast implants for the dudes she fucks… I am not against Selena Gomez, she’s fine in her chipmunk face way, it’s a hustle, manipulative, nothing is real, 100 percent fake and not authentic…it’s just too bad she’s not aggressive in her whoring so that I could jerk off to her.. Instead I’m given weird photoshop jobs – by weird dudes who sit around doing this – drawing on nipples to make it seem like that’s what her tit looks like or something…and that makes me uncomfortable, especially since I know anyone who comes to this site would come to this, or at least sit around doing the work on photoshop to get this, if they weren’t so half retard.. NONE OF THIS MATTERS…I wonder if people realize how far off humanity and living life we actually are…and if they believe their own bullshit they are spewing..for greed…it’s weird… Here she is at a club in Australia…braless because implants are like a bra… The post Selena Gomez’s Braless Tits Get the X-Ray Nerd Treatment of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con…. Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use… Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con…. Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use… Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Shitty Zara Catalog Pics of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute has big tits…Zara has big budgets…together they came together and made fucking garbage… It’s like when you see too really hot people together in love – with some ugly retard kid in a bike helmet with thick glasses on at the age of 3….all autistic from Vaccines, and mutated because TWO RIGHTS don’t always make a RIGHT…. The world is saturated with boring catalog pics that look like they are shot on an iphone.. The world has too many, even though we can never have too many, people playing model on the internet like a bunch of fucking losers who should be beat up, and bikini pics and nude pics are everywhere – shot for under 100 dollars for props for the most part… So when you have 100k or you’re paying a model 100k…a titty model…who has worked with all the brands…for some big production thing – why not go fucking big – instead of this… It’s like I can’t even see her pussy slit in her bikini bottoms – what the fuck is this shit…I’m going back to looking at nobodies on instagram… The only good pic is her fake laugh so I can imagine stickin’ my dick in her mouth like I was the one who helped her escape eastern europe at a price.. The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Shitty Zara Catalog Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day

I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days… I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files… The post Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gillian Anderson Back of the Day

I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…like Gillian Anderson…here is her back…many years later…from the Hannibal teaser…because when your fan base is pathetic…they kinda stick it out with you..for life… Apparently this is from a teaser for Hannibal… The post Gillian Anderson Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for Porter of the Day

Lara Stone is one of the only models who has tried to sue me in the history of this site. Sure other random people have sent lawyers letters. Like Vanessa Hudgens’ team for her nude pics they pretended were her at 17, to Jake Gyllenhaal and Disney for a story I wrote of him pushing a girl at the time…..and Victoria Silvstedt, some Playboy hooker with a billionaire john who has eaten her out in public before… The reason was because I posted her bikini honeymoon pics….even though WE’VE SEEN HER NAKED SO MAY TIMES BEFORE , that’s pretty much the basis of her big titty model career….but I guess she felt her Honeymoon marriage for money was scared…bullshit… So she’s my enemy, dead to me, but her tits…live on…and I’ll stare with anger in my soul knowing she tried to bring this ship down…

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