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Sophie Simmons’ Juicy Bikini Pictures

I never watched Gene Simmons Family Jewels , because I respect my eyeballs more than that, but I think that after these latest bikini pictures of Gene’s daughter Sophie Simmons , I finally understand what those jewels were. Who knew they were hiding between Sophie’s shoulders and stomach this whole time? Doesn’t matter though, I’m just glad to see that they came back out for display. Enjoy.

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Kimberley Garner Brings Her Cans To Cannes

I guess my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner wants to get into movies now, because here she is walking around during the Cannes Film Festival to attract attention. Now, I never watched Kimberley’s reality show, but since I want to be a good Twitter boyfriend and support her, let me just say that she looks really talented in these pictures. I think she could have a long career as Bikini Girl #2, or maybe even #1 if she keeps this up. Dream big. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sofia Vergara’s Applying Make-Up of the Day

This must be a fetish somewhere… Sofia Vergara has two people working her face to make her look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom of a 25 year old….you know when you’re not looking at her breasts…..and take the time to see what her face actually looks like…which I assume only happens sometimes….like right now when she’s not showing off her tits…even though showing off her tits is the whole reason she exists….making the whole thing so backwards… Most girls hide their smoke and mirror secrets, their SPANX, their EXLAX and whatever else they use to make themselves look hot….but this girl’s putting this out there….making me think is just a front for the other 3 dozen other people she has airbrushing her into looking like a babe….but we don’t care about that…we just care that she’s making everyday 50 year olds feel inadequate….cuz an inadequate feeling woman is one who gives good head….

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Helen Flannagan in Lingerie for Some Magazine of the Day

Helen Flannagan is some UK soapstar who quit her soap opera to re-invent herself and she’s doing it by posing in lingerie….so that people who never watched that shitty soap opera know….she’s here, she’s serious, she’s willing to get naked for the right gig, and she’s got big tits that should lead to more fame…She’s young and making the right moves that I endorse….cuz any girl who takes her mid-level fame and starts stripper for higher level fame is my kind of girl…

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January Jones Isn’t Giving me Boners in Vs. Magazine of the Day

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl in the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….and the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…that she did a good job keeping secret…because I guess it is the only interesting thing she did in her life….and now she’s in VS magazine….celebrating her recent breakup….because no one wants to get stuck with a single mom….they are against Jesus’ way… Here are the pics.

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Stella Hudgens Looks Fun of the Day

When I was 16, girls wore ill fitting jeans, oversized sweaters, didn’t shave their bush (which I loved), but getting them to put out too actual work…there was no let’s be like the internet and fuck…it was more like “My parents would be so disappointed in me”….you know girls who never watched porn and if they did they’d get shy and run away…who never took nudes cuz there was no delete button…..probably the way 16 year olds are meant to be….thanks to their mental capacity or lack there of….and now…the under 18 crowd is dressing like this…thanks to society, the internet, accessiblity to porn, their favorite reality TV stars and their sex tapes, and old sisters who took their career to the next level with nudes…. I don’t know what these leather cat pics of Stella Hudgens doing what 16 year olds do best….duckface…are all about…but they happened…and you probably really like em. Pervert.

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Maria Sharapova Works The US Open

Maria Sharapova is no Anna Kournikova when it comes to hotness but she does play a mean game of tennis. Here she is competing at the US Open and if only pictures had sound these shots would be so much hotter. If you’ve never watched a Maria Shaparova match, I suggest that you do and turn up the volume. She’s a screamer.

Megalyn Echikunwoke Titties in House of Lies Episode 6 of the Day

There is a show called House of Lies that I’ve never watched, but that is supposed to be the next big thing in bitches getting naked for cable TV…..like this bitch Megalyn Echikunwoke….who didn’t change her name to be more accessibe to white people….but who did get cast to be IN A BIKINI FOR 90210 prior to deciding to be a real actor…and I’m just putting this up because I like tits…but also cuz I like to support Black History Month especially on Valentine’s Day…the day created to take attention away from Black History Month…. even though every black guy I know hates black history month, cuz black history should just be absorbed into American History, andd not be segregated on the Calendar like this was a bus, public washroom, school, water fountain, restaurant, in the 50s…. Either way, Down with Valentine’s Day….Happy Black History Month…

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Tyra Banks Scaring the Kids of the Day

It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate…. I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything… Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model… Now she just sucks…

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SNL Scorecard: Miley Cyrus’ Show Was Not ‘Pretty Cool’

Anytime Saturday Night Live brings on a “young, hip” entertainer, they have a history of dumbing down their material for the mass audience — which is exactly what happened last night with host Miley Cyrus. It’s obvious that there’s a concerted effort to appeal to the 16-year-old out there who has never watched SNL before, but was watching last night because Cyrus was hosting — a Cyrus, I should add, who came off a bit smug at times (her monologue is a good example) and seemed to never really win over the studio audience.

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