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James Franco is Twilight’s Newest Fan

Esquire has a new multimedia feature profiling James Franco, and there are two highlights: when he admits to his actor brother Dave that he’s never watched a single thing Dave has appeared in, and when he tells his Esquire interviewer that he’s currently reading Twilight (“for a project,” he clarifies). “It’s crazy how much sexual tension there is,” he says. “It just builds and builds. I mean it never stops. It’s sort of explosive by the end. Crazy. Like they’ll blow up with it. And of course, they don’t. Which is the point too, I guess.” [ Esquire ]

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Katie Holmes Tits for Old Times of the Day

I never watched Dawson’s Creek cuz I am not a chick, gay or a virgin. That shit was too fucking boring for me and it portrayed small town kids in a horrible light…you see I don’t like my small town kids acting all mature and college with an annoying vocabulary and emo issues, I want to kill people like that when I get stuck behind them in line at the coffee shop. I want my small town kids high on meth, getting knocked up out of boredom, and doing real dirty shit that only happens to bored kids in the middle of fucking no where when they aren’t busy beating up the gay kid…..But I did think Katie Holmes was great when that movie she gets topless and killed in… But then Tom Cruise happened….and those tits were put on lockdown, but here she is showing off tit for old times and for the Tony Awards, because as a closet gay man, the Tony Awards are the one night a year Katie Holmes can go out and slut out, cuz he’ll be too busy chocking out on cock backstage… Pics via Fame

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Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day

I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS , now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong…. This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related…. Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.

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Tila Tequila Ruins A See Through Moment

What the f@#k is this supposed to be? Here’s Tila Tequila out the other day looking like an absolute retard

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Ashley Tisdale’s Best Side

Ashley Tisdale isn’t exactly one of the worlds top beauties, her face is downright ugly, but she’s got a good little body on her so I’m featuring her good side for most of this post. Besides, I like women’s asses in jeans, who doesn’t? Even when it’s attached to a mousy looking nobody I’m going to take a look.

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Sarah Chalke Bikini Pictures

I’ve never watched Scrubs because that douche annoys the f@#k out of me and it doesn’t look all that funny, but after seeing these pictures of Sarah Chalke in a bikini I’m… Still not going to watch that garbage. I am however going to make angry love to myself while staring at these screen caps taken from an upcoming episode. Now if you would be so kind as to give me a few moments alone it would be greatly appreciated

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Audrina Patridge and her Little Dress of the Day

Audrina is looking different to me. I’ve never watched The Hills, but know I hate it, so I could be totally wrong and maybe she always looked like this and really it doesn’t matter

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