Source: Jamie McCarthy / Getty Kevin Hart Lets Go Of Some Retired Potential Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart says he’s done talking about anything relating to the Oscars–but of course, he’s still talking about the Oscars. In the comedian’s latest stop, he visited The Late Show where Stephen Colbert asks Kevin about how he doesn’t want to talk about his former hosting gig anymore…before going on to talk more about his former hosting gig. Since there’s no use for it anymore, Hart ends up trying out the material he was once preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
THIS NEW YEAR'S EVE: Ball drops: 1 Chappelle specials: 2 You do the math. pic.twitter.com/S79dykE5Ka — Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) December 22, 2017 Dave Chappelle is doubling down on his New Year’s Eve stand up dropping two specials in one night. In addition to the previously announced Dave Chappelle: Equanimity, Netflix will also drop Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation on December 31, 2017. The second special was filmed at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago on Nov, 20th. So the material is very fresh.
Man Used Syringe To Squirt His Man-Milk At Walmart Shoppers A West Virginia man has been busted squirting his jizz at random women at an Ohio Walmart. Timothy Blake, the syringe squirting man, was charged with pandering obscenity, sexual imposition and two counts of menace by stalking reports CBS News . The 26-year-old at first allegedly told police he had thrown egg yolks at the women, but when an officer told him they had tested the material, he allegedly admitted it was semen. He then said he had used syringes to spray egg, spit or semen on women on a dozen occasions, according to the affidavit. Blake allegedly said that before each incident, he masturbated into the syringe either in his vehicle or in the Walmart bathroom. He allegedly said he aimed for the buttocks of his victims. In the case of the victim on Nov. 2, Blake allegedly said he targeted her because he believed “she displayed exhibitionist characteristics and wanted to be noticed,” according to the affidavit. YUCK ON YUCK ON YUCK!!!!!
Every warm-blooded female on the planet would want to date Idris Elba. He’s suave, he’s handsome, he’s a talented actor and have you ever heard his accent?!? You will melt into a million tiny pieces once you do. But this doesn’t mean Elba wants to date every warm-blooded woman on the planet, of course. And the actor (who has been rumored for ages to be taking over for Daniel Craig as the next James Bond) made that clear on Monday morning via a somewhat scathing Tweet. It was directed as a certain iconic singer who likes to pretend she’s British. “Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherfu**ers… ‘Don’t believe the Hype,'” wrote the attractive star. Well, okay then! Pardon us for thinking otherwise! It seems as if this dating rumor started to circulate around the Internet around the Internet after Madonna instagrammed a video of Elba boxing on Friday. She wrote as a caption to this footage, which we’ve shared below: “Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall!” We suppose we can see how people got the wrong idea from this post. It’s not everyday that one celebrity goes to see another celebrity box. A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:58pm PDT Moreover, last November, the British actor Tweeted a picture of him holding hands on stage with the Material Girl. The two really did appear to be lost in each other’s eyes at the time, with Elba referring to Madonna as a “legend” in the caption of the image. So it’s not as though this rumor came out of nowhere. Elba’s three-part documentary, in which he trains to become a professional kickboxer, will air on Discovery next year. We know at least one person who will be watching it. As for why Elba might have shot down this chatter with such passion, despite being pals with Madonna? He perhaps didn’t want to be just another notch on her long and famous bedpost. The singer has slept with such famous people as Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty and Lenny Kravitz. She also recently offered to give, like, millions of men a blow job: Madonna to Hillary Clinton Voters: I’ll Blow You! So we can see why Elba wanted to disassociate himself from her bed. With no offense to Madonna intended, we’re sure.
The first part of this season’s Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta reunion came and went with no injuries or arrests … but there was still plenty of drama. If you watch Love and Hip Hop Atlanta online , you know that the fourth season perhaps fell short of last year in terms of scandals and controversies. However, that’s more of a commentary on the insane, Mimi Faust sex tape -driven Season 3, which also featured the reunion fight for the ages. Seriously, see below. That is worth another look. While the first installment of this year’s reunion did not feature anything close to the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta reunion fight , the tension was thick. Yet in an unexpected twist, viewers actually saw Joseline Hernandez defending Mimi Faust, despite their complicated relationships with Stevie J. Stevie plans to bring her and their daughter to L.A., as we learned on last week’s finale; Hernandez was asked about this by VH1 host Nina Parker. Joseline was surprisingly cordial on that subject, but less so when it comes to Mimi’s current situation with her other ex-boyfriend, Nikko Smith. Nikko is on Mimi’s case for a cut of the proceeds from her memoir, but Joseline believes she should never agree to give that lowlife leech a cent. (Yes, Mimi has a memoir out. It’s unclear why.) “He didn’t do nothing. Who the f–k is he?” Joseline said … then implied that rumors about Nikko’s homosexuality may be legit, since he has no kids. If that’s not hard evidence, we don’t know what is. Joseline also tore Margeaux (Nikko’s estranged wife) a new one, furthering the unlikely alliance – however tenuous – between herself and Mimi. Margaux wisely came in with her guard up, though, knowing what happened last year and understanding Joseline’s volatile temperament. “For me it’s like whatever, I don’t care if someone punches me in the face, I just hope they show my shoes or something,” Margeaux said. Truer words have never been spoken. Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Fight Video
We have a new addition to our list of special Taylor Swift concert guests . On Monday night in Los Angeles, Swift praised Alanis Morissette as a singer-songwriting role model, giving the artist props for being one of the first to talk so openly abut heartache in her material. It's something Swift certainly knows a lot about. From there, Taylor introduced Morissette and the stars broke into a fun duet of “You Oughta Know,” with those in attendance needing earmuffs for lyrics that included whether or not one's girlfriend would “go down” on one “in a theater.” Tweeted Swift after the show: “I don’t know how to process how amazing she was. Just absolutely magnificent.”
Lenny Kravitz ran into a slight problem during a recent concert in Stockholm: The rocker's penis decided to fly away. Doing his thing on stage in front of a group of rowdy fans, Kravitz bent down at one point in his leather pants, only for the material to tear in a rather unfortunate spot. Or a rather fortunate spot, depending on your point of view. Check out the revealing footage below and then compare this incident to other famous wardrobe malfunctions in recent memory.
