Farrah Abraham will not play any role on Days of Our Lives, despite reports that she auditioned to play a hooker , which did seem to make sense logically. Abraham definitely did try to secure the part of call girl Destiny on the long-running NBC soap opera, but a new report says she will play no part on it . “That is false,” a rep for the soap opera said regarding the casting rumors. The audition tape has surfaced online, however, and it’s hilarious. Watch: Farrah Abraham Audition Tape Yeah. At least she can swear and play with her hair a lot. So convincing! Farrah Abraham auditioned for the soap opera part earlier this year, and the above video “leaked” much like her “private” sex tape with James Deen did. Overall, her acting is pretty terrible, but at least she can fall back on her singing career (see below) if all else goes south for her down the line. Actually, on second thought, better stick to the porn. Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own
Barbara Palvin is on the Victoria’s Secret major push…you know they cast her last year and all of a sudden a day doesn’t go by without seeing pics of her…they have her in the grind….cuz the more exposure she gets…the more celebrity she gets….the more longevity she gets…and the more likely she’ll be the rookie who takes over the glory of the Veteran….as all the other Victoria’s Secret girls are pushing 30….and it will be time for them to follow Heidi Klum into old lady obscurity…giving this string a chance for the glory…it’s the circle of Victoria’s Secret life…and as long as there is pussy being born…they’ll be ready for it…. That said, they should try to get some better pics of her body when they get her in magazines…I mean I don’t need to see her hair and face…I want ass and titties people…. TO SEE DIANE KRUGER AND LENA LOMKOVA IN THE SAME MAGAZINE FOLLOW THIS LINK
This must be a fetish somewhere… Sofia Vergara has two people working her face to make her look like she’s not a 50 year old single mom of a 25 year old….you know when you’re not looking at her breasts…..and take the time to see what her face actually looks like…which I assume only happens sometimes….like right now when she’s not showing off her tits…even though showing off her tits is the whole reason she exists….making the whole thing so backwards… Most girls hide their smoke and mirror secrets, their SPANX, their EXLAX and whatever else they use to make themselves look hot….but this girl’s putting this out there….making me think is just a front for the other 3 dozen other people she has airbrushing her into looking like a babe….but we don’t care about that…we just care that she’s making everyday 50 year olds feel inadequate….cuz an inadequate feeling woman is one who gives good head….
Helen Flannagan is some UK soapstar who quit her soap opera to re-invent herself and she’s doing it by posing in lingerie….so that people who never watched that shitty soap opera know….she’s here, she’s serious, she’s willing to get naked for the right gig, and she’s got big tits that should lead to more fame…She’s young and making the right moves that I endorse….cuz any girl who takes her mid-level fame and starts stripper for higher level fame is my kind of girl…
Actor’s cameo in Tim Burton’s big-screen adaption of soap opera will be his last onscreen appearance. By John Mitchell Jonathan Frid in 1988 Photo: Getty Images Actor Jonathan Frid, best known as the man who brought vivid life to one of the most iconic undead characters in TV history, vampire Barnabas Collins in the soap opera “Dark Shadows,” died on Friday at the age of 87. He died of natural causes after a fall at his home in Ancaster, Ontario, though his family chose not to release the news until now. Frid was a classically trained stage actor, who began his stage career after a tour with the Royal Canadian Navy during World War II. He studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London before going to receive a Master of Fine Arts degree in directing from Yale in 1957. His talents were a strange match for “Shadows,” but Frid’s training brought an unexpected subtly to his performance, capturing the imaginations of viewers, including Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, both of whom were rabid fans of “Shadows” when they were young and labored for years to turn the soap into a feature film . Playing a 200-year-old vampire who is unearthed in the late-1960s, Frid’s Barnabas was not a villain but a complex and often sympathetic antihero, who through the soap’s 1966-71 run continued to mourn the loss of his true love while trying to crave his bloodlust and protect his descendents from the evil witches and monsters that plagued their beloved family mansion, Collinwood. The big-screen version of “Shadows” is set to open on May 11 and is easily one of the most anticipated films of the summer. Frid shot a cameo for the film, marking his first film role since 1974’s “Seizure” (Olive Stone’s feature-directing debut). While on set in London, he got to spend time with Depp, who plays Barnabas, and as Frid’s “Shadows” co-star Kathryn Leigh Scott told The Wrap , both Depp and Burton were effusive with their praise for the actor and his most famous character. “Both Johnny Depp and Tim Burton looked at Jonathan and said, ‘We wouldn’t be here without you,’ ” Scott said. After being based in New York City for more than 40 years and working to great acclaim both on and off Broadway, Frid retired to Canada in 1994, though he continued to act, performing one-man shows for charities in both Canada and the U.S., and appearing at “Dark Shadows” conventions, which have only grown in popularity over the years. He reportedly always felt a close connection to “Shadows” fans and maintained a website so they could follow what he was up to. Frid’s cameo in Burton’s “Shadows” will be his last onscreen performance.
Filed under: Neil Patrick Harris , Twitter , Eric Braeden , Celebrity Feuds Neil Patrick Harris is seriously ticked off at soap star Eric Braeden — NPH took to his Twitter page to call the soap star a “D-Bag” after he claims Braeden bailed on filming ” How I Met Your Mother .” NPH went on to say that Ray Wise took on the role… Read more
News trickled out of Cuba earlier this summer that filmmakers there planned Juan of The Dead , a horror comedy in which the titular hero takes aim at commie zombies with an oar. His husky ally tags along for comic relief and moral support. Sound familiar? Of course it does. It’s also actually happening , if two new teasers are any indication.
I truly, sincerely apologize for this, but: Talk about late fees! Blockbuster has told Hollywood movie studios that they plan on filing for Chapter 11 next month with the hopes of restructuring a “crippling debt load of nearly $1 billion” and escaping the leases on at least 500 of their 3,425 stores. Guess I should return that copy of My Cousin Vinny before it’s too late. [ LAT ]
Before going on vacation, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert addressed Glenn Beck’s upcoming Restore Honor rally, which will take place on the same date and the same place where Martin Luther King delivered his famous “I Have a Dream” speech. Elsewhere on late night, Christina Applegate remembered seeing Justin Long naked, Charlie Day discussed his upcoming nude scene with Jennifer Aniston and David Letterman forced Anne Heche to revisit her soap opera days.
Helen Mirren was recently featured in our caption contests when she pulled out a Gatling Gun in the upcoming movie Red , but now she’s fumbling around for another semi-automatic weapon on the set of Arthur , and it may be underneath the soap suds surrounding star Russell Brand.
