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Bella Thorne’s Orange Tongue Photoshoot

Posted on June 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s time to take a break from our regularly-scheduled programming — AKA Bella Thorne shaking her booty on Snapchat — for some “professional” “modeling” pictures from the hardest-working hottie on social media. AKA some lazy, boring photoshoot for some brand that’s probably paying Bella way too much money for about 10 minutes of work. They didn’t even take the time to Photoshop it so her tongue wasn’t bright orange. But hey, at least now I learned Bella eats Cheetos at work too. I always knew we were meant for each other! I’m sure she’s already got an assistant for it, but if Bella ever needs someone to lick the orange dust of her fingers, let me know. I have years of relevant work experience.

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Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone’s favorite bootleg hooters girls from South Florida with the tits…was working out for the Paparazzi, because she’s at the level of famous that call the paparazzi, it’s the only way she has managed to get to this level of relevance…which is really not any level of relevance…if you ask anyone…they probably won’t know who she is…unless they are white trash who watch Dancing with the Stars…or dudes who visit sites like this…who like really big tits…tits so big that they make her garbage face disappear… She has done very little career wise, she wasn’t a star when Dancing With the Stars Cast her, it was just part of the lie that she is probably paying someone whether through sex or through sex…to set up for her.. This set up for the paparazzi is so fucking weak, but bit tits, short shorts, lean body…bent over…works..even if Charlotte McKinney doesn’t and never has. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Going to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tara Reid’s Shitty Honeymoon Pics of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tara Reid’s shitty Honeymoon Pics with her Weird Looking, Likely Gay, Husband she’s probably paying were posted to twitter by what I can only assume was her publicist because Tara Reid definitely still has a staff behind her that needs to get paid and what better way to get work or at least money than to remind us assholes that she exists…I mean if I was a drunken party slut who was running out of American Pie money, I’d pretend to get married too…shit doesn’t fuck with a schedule like trying to hang on with Dancing with the Stars… She/ her publicist wrote inspiring messages like “Happiness”, “Peace”, “Bulgaria we Love You”….insane… She’s still hot…damaged…pushing 40 and still down to party hard in luxury cuz she was famous once…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s perfection…

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Jennifer Aniston’s Ass in Denim of the Day

Posted on November 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jennifer Aniston’s Ass in Denim of the Day

I was just complaining to a friend about how the paprazzi fucking suck cuz they never get solid ass shots. It’s like they have contracts with these celebrity cunts that says “no ass allowed” and I’m the kind of guy who needs to look at that shit….but then I came I saw these Aniston ass shots, but that doesn’t really count cuz she’s so fucking desperate to get pregnant, that she’s parading her shit around, hoping anything hits and sticks to her uterus, probably paying the paparazzi to make sure they get her ass, cuz I’ve watched the nature channel and I’ve seen how monkey’s seduce each other when they are ready to get knocked up during mating season…. The desperation has set in, the biological clock has probably stopped ticking, and I am surprised these aren’t pics of her bent over smearing cum she pulled out of a used condom she found on the side of the street inside herself, hoping it works….

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