The most exciting thing about Halle Berry doing a booty workout is that she’s got a triangle shaved into the back of her head – to represent that she’s part of the illuminati, you know because they needed a relatable and accessible black girl to be white famous, and packaged as black famous, despite having never met a black guy in her life…she’s from the white part of town with the white mom – doing white things…like working out with her personal trainer…because she’s rich and famous… I have mixed feelings…about her marketing of herself…because I think it’s just fake news, the media lying to you, manipulating the governement and the overall social fabric that makes up our society….you know population control…and general social norms… The post Halle Berry Workout Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It may seem like Kate Middleton never has a care in the world. She’s freakin’ royalty, after all, which means she can snap her fingers and have you beheaded for showing up someplace wearing the same outfit as her. According to the people who keep track of such things Kate and Prince William are lazy even by royal standards, which we assume means they refuse to lift their heads to make things a little easier for the people who feed them grapes for a living. But toddlers are toddlers, and they care not for your titles, tiaras, or cozy relationships with the Illuminati lizard people who control the weather. Which means that when it comes to disciplining 3-year-old Prince George, Kate has the same problems as every mom. Well, maybe not every other mom. She doesn’t have to find someone to stay with her kids overnight because she got stuck working a double at whatever the UK equivalent of Wal Mart is, but you get the idea. The first clear indication that George could possibly be anything other than the prim and proper offspring he’s been depicted as came during Pippa Middleton’s wedding last month. Kate was spotted losing her temper with George and Princess Charlotte, and we imagine Kate Middleton getting pissed is either hilarious or pants-wettingly terrifying. It was tough to tell from the photos. Anyway, around this time Will and Kate lost their head housekeeper , reportedly because she quit over their excessive demands. So there’s a vacancy in the house of Windsor, and at least one of Will and Kate’s two kids is turning out to be a royal pain. What to do? Why, this is England, so the answer is to bring in a proper nanny, of course. And we’re not talking some spoonful of sugar, flying umbrella type. No, sources say Will and Kate shelled out 250,000 pounds (about $320,000 or 5 Chris Christies) for a so-called “supernanny” who’ sworn to whip their kids into shape. “The new nanny is a graduate of Bath’s prestigious Norland College,” a source tells Grazia. “She’s fluent in six languages and will speak to the children in French and Spanish, as well as using her skills as a qualified child behavioural specialist to help Kate and William deal with tantrums and other issues.” Yes, she may speak six languages, but she doesn’t understand sass talk, ya hear? Anyway, that’s how we like to imagine her introductory speech to the kids going. View Slideshow: 19 Times Prince George Proved He Was Ready To Be King Naturally, they’ll fight back with various hijinks, up to and including ingenious booby traps. We basically stopped learning new things about the world around the time Home Alone came out.
Trump Model Says The Pope Is In The Illuminati A model represented by Trump’s modeling agency recently said that because the pope doesn’t slam organizations like Planned Parenthood or open his speeches with prayer, he is clearly a false prophet — and she’s pretty sure she saw him toss up some of those tell-tale Illuminati gang signs that all the YouTube conspiracy theorists know about… Via NewYorkPost : Alexandra Tomlinson, one of Trump Model Management’s most successful catwalkers — she’s been the face of De Beers diamonds and posed for Chanel and Valentino — posted a rant on Facebook over the weekend in which she called the pontiff a “False Prophet” and even linked him to the Illuminati. Her modeling agency was founded and is still run by the billionaire presidential candidate. On her Facebook page, the right-leaning Tomlinson decried the fact that Francis didn’t open his speech to Congress with a prayer or use the platform to condemn Planned Parenthood. “Strange for a man of God,” she writes. “As I see the egregiously positive reaction to Pope Francis by the citizens of this country and this world, I’m left dumbfounded. He is completely transparent, how is he pulling the wool over so many soul’s eyes? And I use the word soul on purpose. For I believe more and more that this man is the False Prophet,” Tomlinson’s posting reads. She goes on to say that “Pope Francis worships a different God, the antithesis of Christ” and that he flashed a hand gesture she claimed links him to the “sect of satanists called The Illuminati.” Of course, as soon as her post caught attention her modeling agency came out and told everyone that those were not her views and her account had been hacked. However…the post is still active with no mention of a hacking. Do these sound like the rants and raves of a slight religious fanatic with a lot of time in her hands to cruise the conspiracy corner of the internet…or might she be onto something??
Kanye West has something important to pass along. The rapper is featured in Paper Magazine (actually wearing clothing, unlike those Kim Kardashian nude photos in Paper that nearly broke the Internet last year), looking dead serious on the cover and answering a serious question in the accompanying article. Is he a member of the Illuminati? With Kardashian having already answered no , Kanye stepped up and addressed the controversial topic as follows: “I’m tired of people pinpointing musicians as the Illuminati. That’s ridiculous. We don’t run anything; we’re celebrities. We’re the face of brands. We have to compromise what we say in lyrics so we don’t lose money on a contract.” Oddly enough, there really has been chatter over the years of certain artists being a part of this Enlightenment-era secret society, one whose mission was to oppose pretty much all things religion. Some folks believed Beyonce flashed the Illuminati sign during her Super Bowl halftime show in 2013. But anyway. Kanye was also asked by Paper about something even more dear to his heart than secret non-religious sects, responding to a question about daughter North West with surprising sentiment. “When I look in North’s eyes, I’m happy about every mistake I’ve ever made,” he says. View Slideshow: 11 Ego-Inflating Quotes by Kanye West
You know we’re living in our last days when people go for a stroll on the beach and see headless animal carcasses. Headless Animal Carcasses Found On Beach This is beyond cray-cray. According to AJC: Police in coastal Georgia say they’re investigating the deaths of several headless animals that were found on a Tybee Island beach. Authorities say the headless bodies of a goat and four chickens were found on the beach last week and were removed by the Department of Public Works. Mayor Jason Buelterman told the Savannah Morning News city officials are doing everything in their power to find the person responsible for the carcasses. Tipsters are asked to call Tybee Island police at 912-786-5600. Has the Illuminati been hangin’ out down south?? Shutterstock
Earlier this week, Tila Tequila donned a Nazi uniform and defended Hitler as a misunderstood artist who was just seeking some love. Now, in an epic rant that would make Kanye West jealous, the deranged Z-lister has a message to Jews who were offended by those words: Take a chill pill! Tequila blames Jews for “refusing to forgive and forget” in the following video, while also saying her Nazi garb was “satire” and the Illuminati are out there and she’s been alive for thousands of years and there’s a “fourth dimension” and the New World Order Zionists have attacked her. It’s confusing. It’s funny. But it’s really very, very sad. Watch now: Tila Tequila Rants Against Nazis, Perez Hilton and More Tequila also believes Paul Walker was murdered .
I know that when it comes to Illuminati, New World Order, Satanist, etc conspiracies…I generally like to turn to Tila Tequila, who despite being a fake titty implant whore from the internet who really has nothing to offer the world, she did get rich and her own show, so she must know a little something about fooling motherfuckers…and even if she’s fallen off because that’s what the Illuminati does to the people they allow on TV, and can’t spell through her meds they have her on…she’s making an effort to get the truth, at least the truth according to her out there… I also know when it comes to the TRUTH, you won’t find it on the media. I get all kinds of celebrity gossip stories from insiders that never get published ever…because the media is a fucking joke… So she’s claiming that she’s got scoop on Paul Walkers death and maybe she does, but if she does, she’ll be played out being a crazy person and a “suicide” will happen, because that’s the life she chose..
But wait! Mark Dice… how does this correlate with the Illuminati Mission? SMH… Turn the pages for more footage from Kim’s Birthday Party and performances from Yeezy last night.
