The mall brand is doing their infomercial tonight so they are aggressive on the publicity kick…and still releasing their self published book shot by one of their photographers…because why not hit us from every angle with their “angels”… So here are a couple of their nudes, to go with all the paparazzi following the other girls around, doing whatever it is they are doing to hype the shit up…and it works and I think it’s lame but at least they have hot chicks in half nakedness to inspire other chicks to get half naked leading to the weirdness we are into today…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Old Models Getting Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: High Road Tour 2016 Featuring: Wiz Khalifa Where: Austin, Texas, United States When: 21 Aug 2016 Credit: Jessica Alexander/Future Image/WENN.com This past weekend we learned that Teyana Taylor was set to become the new face of Wu-Tang Clan’s upcoming lipstick line and now to kick off the week we get a new visual for fan favorite cut off her latest album K.T.S.E. . Coming through with a visual for “Gonna Love Me,” TT uses footage that documents her love story with Iman Shumpert and the family life she balances with her music career. Wiz Khalifa meanwhile gets his infomercial on and sells a stoner’s workout named wizaerobics in his clip to “Late Night Messages.” A word to the wise, never lift heavy weights while you’re lifted. You’re just asking for a trip to the emergency room. Check out the rest of today’s drops and some joints you might’ve missed over the weekend including work from El Alfa featuring Cardi B, Phor, and more. TEYANA TAYLOR – “GONNA LOVE ME” WIZ KHALIFA – “LATE NIGHT MESSAGES” EL ALFA FT. CARDI B – “MI MAMI” PHOR – “HELP” DUCKWRTH – “FALL BACK” DISTRICT 21 – “HARDLY” H.E.R. FT. BRYSON TILLER – “COULD’VE BEEN” TROUBLE FT. OFFSET – “KESHA DEM REMIX”
I find it fascinating that the media treats the WWE as if it’s an actual sport. They have people interview these people like they are actual athletes and not just some weird fetish for half retards who watch it. I mean sure, Ronda Rousey, before taking the cash grab from the WWE to be one of their overpaid characters, was an actual fighter, to give some legitimacy to the sport, or to give her a good second career that pays….while giving the fans some real shit to jerk off to..you know because the other WWE girls are weird stripper looking bitches…there to make the homosexual undertones, or is it the overtones of the sport, less homosexual to the half retard fans… I am assuming most dudes jerk off to WWE every time they watch it…because that’s just the kind of testosterone release these bros need…but this dyke on dyke wrestling shit just straightens it out…cuz these bros don’t like dick on dick half naked rubbing, that’s queer, but they love watching it, that’s queer, but these girls make it not queer…. This is so ridiculous. You fucking perverts. The post Ronda Rousey WWE Erotica for the Perverts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s weirdo daughter who really isn’t that hot, but she is definitely as annoying as you’d expect her to be, with her weird hippie hipster artist gender fluid outfit…because she is an art project by her annoying mother is Madonna and being Madonna means you are in and of yourself – fucking annoying as shit…and that will trickle down into your kid trying to navigate her way through the world with a trust fund, access and a moustache. I saw these last week, but needed the time to write this brilliant post about it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lourdes Leon Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
What’s there to say about Sadie Newman….other than her name is that of a dog I once new in the 80s, Sadie….she was a sweet lab / Collie mix who loved playing in the outdoors, loved chasing her tail, loved to cuddle on cold winter nights…she was one of the best there every was…. Newman, better than the old man, is the new man, or pussy that the people at victoria’s secret have been dabbling with and now issuing press releases on because they feel she’s madde it, good enough, top quality and walking their infomercial holiday fashion show that I assume no one will watch and that will have the lowest ratings ever because none of this shit matters and TV doesn’t matter…and we can see half naked girls, even the ones in the show all day. The only way this would be exciting is if they used Nuns, or Mormons, or Amish women in their show…because you can’t see them half naked or full naked all the time… Instead they keep up the marketing hype around it, they are rich and can and their pussy is top tier so we agree to participate enough…like posting this nonsense news item about their new pussy. The nice thing about her…is that she’s not a huge social media attention seeking whore which I like….in a world of everyone being a whore… She’s more high brow, high end, cunty than that….more of self promoter in other ways, like doing press releases for her new role as promo model for the biggest and best….allowing her to live that full rich expensive life her skinny frame deserves… The post Sadie Newman is Walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hayden Panettiere dressed like a german, beer maid…or maybe this is some despardo Mexican hooker, either way it’s up on some random gypsy kick that doesn’t give enough attention to the fact that her little circus clown vagina is capable of handling a 7 foot tall boxer’s probably massive penis, that she could probably do pole dancing tricks on, thanks to be a dwarf…with little midget arms and legs… I don’t know why I am posting this… Seriously. The post Hayden Panettiere Weirdo Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome. The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Looks like snitching is a habit in this family… Phaedra Parks Plans Sit-Down Interview With Ellen Degeneres Phaedra is finally ready to give the real on Apollo’s crime & dirty dog deeds . Rumor has it that she’s giving a no-holds-barred interview in an upcoming appearance on The Ellen Degeneres show, and plans to give all the gimey details of the illegal activity and marital messiness that led the seemingly happy duo to prison and divorce . Via DishNation : ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Phaedra Parks has remained relatively mum since her husband Apollo Nida was sentenced to eight years in prison in July, but Dish Nation has learned she will open up for the first time in an interview with Ellen DeGeneres later this month! “I can confirm Phaedra will be doing an exclusive interview with Ellen DeGeneres on October 14 that will air on October 15,” the reality TV star’s rep, Steve Honig, told Dish Nation. “She will be very candid about what happened with Apollo, her life now and plans for the future.” On Sept. 10, Nida was ordered to check into the FMC Lexington prison in Kentucky but instead showed up unexpectedly to Parks’ home in a blind fury, leaving the Atlanta-based attorney shaken up. Nida checked himself in the next day. “Phaedra is eager to set the record straight and have a candid, no-holds-barred conversation with Ellen,” Honig exclusively told Dish Nation. This is an interesting choice. Ellen Degeneres isn’t exactly known for hard-hitting interviews…do you think Phaedra really plans to get down to the nitty gritty of her and Apollo’s split in the middle of the day between games and dancing?
Can’t be too safe! Full-Pelvic Condom Released For Added Safety Fellas: Ever lay down with a lady so questionable you weren’t sure a condom was enough? Well an Atlanta-based firm has just the answer for you. Peep the infomercial: Via The Daily Dot : For millennia, mankind has been working on developing a smaller, more effective, less intrusive barrier method than the traditional condom. Yet one Atlanta-based manufacturer has managed to reverse the evolution of male contraception in one fell swoop with the Scroguard, a giant jockstrap that covers not only your penis during sex, but your pelvis and scrotum as well. Basically, the Scroguard is a giant latex Mormon diaper with a little hole poked through for your member. It’s intended as a barrier method that “comfortably reduces skin-to-skin contact during sex in the genital areas not covered” by a traditional peen sheath. To a certain extent, the Scroguard isn’t totally insane: Although condoms offer a fair amount of protection against STIs, it’s still possible to contract some STIs, like herpes, via skin-to-skin contact, even if a condom is being used. The Scroguard is also intended to be “lightweight” enough to not prove cumbersome or irritating during sex (though we can certainly imagine the sound of rhythmically squeaking rubber would serve as a form of contraception in itself.) That having been said, the Scroguard is not FDA-approved, nor is it particularly sexy, unless you have a latex fetish and/or a particularly bad case of OCD. Seriously, guys — if you have these many concerns about the pestilence and hellfire that could possibly be swirling between your partner’s legs…maybe it’s best to just keep your pants on altogether? Read a book or something instead. HuffPo/Facebook
Bar Paly , straight from the Holy Land of Israel…is doing the natural thing anyone from the birthplace of modern relgion..and more importantly Jesus Christ, our lord and savior…and that’s exposing her bare ass in an amazing way for Tatler Russia…. Anyone named after my favorite place to self destruct can’t be that bad…especially when flashing her ass…for money… She looks awesome…