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Ariel Winter Ass Hanging Out of Shorts of the Day

Ariel Winter is a chubby girl..who everyone, at least the media, fucking loves – because she’s from TV….and 18 and old enough to finally whore out the way she wants to whore out…which is in a way that would make me think she doesn’t think she’s a fat chick and is just owning it…in a trashy, slutty and I guess amazing if you’re into her kind of way…I mean shorts where asses hang out are exciting…and it’s the style… Yesterday, I saw a girl with her mom wearing shorts like this, full ass out…it was like a thong bikini but denim shorts…walking the streets….and two days ago…I saw three or four of these girls…probably barely 18…in the same kind of shorts…full ass exposed…it might as well been a thong…it’s fucking great…I love it.. The only problem is for every skinny hot chick – is 8 fat girls…at various levels of fat and for a trend to be a trend – we need the fat girls to wear it too – otherwise the skinny girls will feel like sluts – instead of just being the hotter version of everyone else… But unfortunately I hate this new found fat girl confidence, I like fat girls who know they aren’t hot…it’s the way the world is supposed to work. Sure there was always the loud fat girl with big tits showing cleavage who fucked a different guy every night and wasn’t awful, just annoying, but nowadays all fat girls are that girl – because they don’t even know they are fucking fat.. I wonder where fashion will go from here, maybe it will be girls walking around with pussy exposed, or clamped to their legs spread open with a speculum or something equally exciting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Ass Hanging Out of Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy

The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes… Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids…. She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker… More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock… Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage… The post Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy

The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes… Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids…. She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker… More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock… Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage… The post Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here she is for Paola & Murray Swimwwear…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is licensing her out…seeing as she is property of theirs as they made her…. I mean we don’t even know if she’s human or from a lab…because she’s pretty much perfect enough to not be fucking human…even in her old model age…which is a funny concept..because she’s probably barely 30…yet almost done. At least she cashed the fuck in when she had the chance, not that she needed to, her family are South Africa blood diamond farmers…this is just more of a Gigi Hadid level of “I did it on my own” vanity…and I’m glad it happened…because not enough girls in the world look like Candice Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale Slutty Enough for Cosmo of the Day

I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them. That said, she did Cosmo, she looked good, she showed some cleavage and was a little conservative, which I think is nice to see in this world filled with gutter attention seeking naked everywhere sluts… There’s a science behind seduction, and even in this over exposed, sexed up world, I like to think, a girl who knows what she is doing, doesn’t have to show the world her anus to get loved or wanted…even though I love looking at anus. You see I’m not conflicted, there are porn whores for the nudity, but the girls I actually want to jerk off on and to are the opposite of that. That’s not to say I want to jerk off on or to Lucy Hale, but I would…here are those cosmo pics…but more entertaining than the pics themselves is her dad’s text to her about the cover… Daddy’s little girl posing next to sex articles…bad girl.

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