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Khloe Kardashian Terrifies Me in Women’s Health of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Monster Kardashian, who isn’t actually a Kardashian, because she looks like her mother’s Ex-Lover and famous murderer OJ Simpson, and/or a Sasquatch…but I guess who is a Kardashian because her Kardashian father didn’t bother questioning his whore wife’s vagina, because she was a whore then and he knew what he got himself into, so might as well just keep up appearances, it was the 80s…and she could pass for Armenian so whatever… That said, she’s got a TV show coming out, where she pretends to be Oprah, and I guess shes’ been working out/getting plastic surgery, doing media that photoshops her, as part of her attempt to shine , to be the focal point, instead of the basement baby, she looks like, and pretty much was, because it is LA and no one wants an ugly baby… Here are the cheesy pics.. Fuck the Kardashians. The post Khloe Kardashian Terrifies Me in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When not looking at Ashley Tisdale’s face…she’s alright… Not the hottest girl in Hollywood who lies about her age…and who is hardly in Hollywood now that High School Music has been cancelled… But better than when her botched plastic surgery gets in the way… Proving my life long thesis…that short short tight shorts make everything better….if by everything I mean a girl who isn’t too fat to make it terrifying…but rather just a skinny little thing who may ore may not be ridden with cellulite because she’s in her 40s…but that I can’t tell because I’m looking for vagina from behind definition… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you don’t know anything and you live in a cage in the basement because you were a cute kid and some pervert abducted you for his religious cult to be his child bride…like Courtney Stodden and her sex tape… You probably have heard about the riots happening in Baltimore, and in some sister cities fighting police brutality against black people, even though I’ve seen stats that more white people are killed by cops yearly, and that some of the people killed by cops have been veteran criminals…not that that makes it right…and not that cops are awesome, don’t profile, or whatever…but the whole idea of protesting is so irritating…it’s a good opportunity to loot and get a free TV, but that in and of itself is annoying…because it diverts from the real issue at hand…and I guess this dude’s mom agrees with that as she punishes her kid for participating… The post Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Face of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face. I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth… Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Marks & Spencer Lingerie

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Huntington-Whitely brings hope to bald guys everywhere, that if they go to the gym, become action star millionaires, they too will land pussy that is of this caliber… She’s modelling lingerie, because she can…sometimes she models topless, because she can, and sometimes she out acts Megan Fox in shitty movies, because a well trained pile of shit could out act Megan Fox… I am a fan of this Rosie bitch, I have a feeling she’s going places…

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Magdalena Frackowiak in Her Bikini for VS of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model who they are training to replace some of the older bitches who they need to put to pasture, and Magdalena Frackowiak is loving every second of it, but then again, who wouldn’t take St Barts bikini modelling over web cam masturbation in the basement of some shitty warehouse in war torn Eastern Europe, you know like the other girls who are human trafficked, this one was so top tier they threw her into legit modelling, and not peeing for me at 6 dollars a minute… All this say, she’s pretty fucking spectacular…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Underwood Shows Some Tit for Maxim September of the Day

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Attention whore Sara Jean Underwood, world reknowned as the bitch from Playboy who tried to go mainstream by fucking Ryan Seacrest and getting a job catered to virgin loser nerds who are totally sold and committed on girls they watch talk about shit they are into….especially when they can google her and see her naked for masturbation purposes….even though they prefer the fantasy and not having everyone know the nipple size of their future wife who they already think is their wife as they World of Warcraft all day in the basement…where their Second Life is their first life…who cares.. She’s in Maxim, showing implants, making big moves….for a bottom feeding slut.

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Octomom’s 10,000 Dollar Nude Pic of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Octomom is NEWEST FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….and she’s totally uninteresting because all she does is promote her fucking dial a celeb bullshit that makes her money everytime an idiot calls her when about to cum….so that they can say they came to her hot mom voice….I was hoping her facebook would be more bottom feeding like this photoshoot she did for 10k in order to upgrade her house for her obscene amount of kids….but she’s a non sexual being who doesn’t exploit her shit proper….she should have sex tapes…fuck sex tapes…she should have her own line of fisting porn…she’s built like a sloppy tank…and busty and hormonal…all woman….fertile and amazing….and she needs more smut that this shoot to keep things interesting….but at leastshe was desperate enough to do this shoot….cuz we all know 10k doesn’t go too far when you have 2 dozen kids…meaning more of her crazy, ideally naked….is on the fucking way….this a good start for what I’m looking for.

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Jessica Hart Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Hart has a modeling contract, which is her all access pass to me wanting to have sex with her skinny little ass, because if the world thinks she’s hot enough to pay to get half naked in bikinis, then I think she’s hot enough for me to want to fuck…even if the world is a homo at a modeling agency with great connections…..it doesn’t matter…cuz she could have a modeling contract with the pervert in the basement of the stripclub running a human trafficking ring…or even a contract with a cellphone company….or even a piece of paper with her signature on it…and I’d still want to wear her vagina as a condom…if you know what I mean…..and if you don’t….it’s that half naked chicks….especially skinny ones….are may favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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