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Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day

Bella Thorne must be feeling like her hustle is getting old or tired – because the last 5 posts before this one were her in winter gear…even though she knows that no one wants to see her in winter gear…we’re here for the TITS….bro… So luckily she didn’t totally fall off course, and figure it is time to hang that coat up, and get back into her damn bikini because either her period is up, her attempt to prove she’s not just jerk off material….or the bet with her friend that she’s not addicted to slutty conversations…and posts….and she’s back because when you’re a creepy old pervert like me…18 year olds in bikinis are hot… The post Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid very little, but who get a whole fucking career…makes sense. The models are… Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill This commercial is garbage. It is as anti-climatic any of his shitty fucking movies, but more interesting and doesn’t even have the special effects… The girls look like shit. The product looks like shit. The 15 seconds is shit. They could have done something with their 10,000,000 dollar budget, fucking close minded idiots. Fuck Victoria’s Secret. Here’s Candice, their old timer, pre-retirement, being replaced, which is almost sad because VS is all she knows… The post Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Terrifies Me in Women’s Health of the Day

Monster Kardashian, who isn’t actually a Kardashian, because she looks like her mother’s Ex-Lover and famous murderer OJ Simpson, and/or a Sasquatch…but I guess who is a Kardashian because her Kardashian father didn’t bother questioning his whore wife’s vagina, because she was a whore then and he knew what he got himself into, so might as well just keep up appearances, it was the 80s…and she could pass for Armenian so whatever… That said, she’s got a TV show coming out, where she pretends to be Oprah, and I guess shes’ been working out/getting plastic surgery, doing media that photoshops her, as part of her attempt to shine , to be the focal point, instead of the basement baby, she looks like, and pretty much was, because it is LA and no one wants an ugly baby… Here are the cheesy pics.. Fuck the Kardashians. The post Khloe Kardashian Terrifies Me in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Works Out for the Paparazzi of the Day

Christina Milian is really reaching to get noticed…I mean there is no doubt in my mind that she called the paparazzi to watch her whoring ass workout in efforts to get sites to post the shit and pay attention to her so that her attempt at being a Kardashian works out, but like her attempt at being Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj….probably won’t… I figure, if someone goes to the level of work to get some press and attention, she’s one or two career chess moves away from a sex tape…so encourage this..nonsense…by staring at that round as fuck mom booty… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Madonna: Do-Gooder or Home-Wrecker?

Madonna’s heart might be in the right place. Now about those bulldozers… In her attempt to pull an Oprah Winfrey, the Material Mom has dreams of establishing an all-girls school in…

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