These are some possibly old pics of a model named Shana Payet for BAMBI Magazine by a guy named Marijo Cobretti, because after staring at UK Tabloid Whore tits all day, I felt the need to purify my soul with a hot little hipster model in a hot little hipster photoshoot for the sake of fashion, or art, or whatever…that I am just happy isn’t tabloid for fame..but rather because girls like being in front of a camera…
I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them. That said, she did Cosmo, she looked good, she showed some cleavage and was a little conservative, which I think is nice to see in this world filled with gutter attention seeking naked everywhere sluts… There’s a science behind seduction, and even in this over exposed, sexed up world, I like to think, a girl who knows what she is doing, doesn’t have to show the world her anus to get loved or wanted…even though I love looking at anus. You see I’m not conflicted, there are porn whores for the nudity, but the girls I actually want to jerk off on and to are the opposite of that. That’s not to say I want to jerk off on or to Lucy Hale, but I would…here are those cosmo pics…but more entertaining than the pics themselves is her dad’s text to her about the cover… Daddy’s little girl posing next to sex articles…bad girl.