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Sophie Simmons Gets All Meaty For Paris

I’ve done a few posts on Sophie Simmons before (aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter), because I’ve got a thing for celebrity daughters, especially ones this stacked in the front meat department. So here’s Sophie at the release party for Paris Hilton ‘s new single, and I know I’ve called her meaty in the past (or was it juicy?), but either way, I don’t think that should stop us from going motorboating sometime. I mean, I’m willing to look past it if she can. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah… I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…

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Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

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Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Perfect Chilly Nipples

It’s labour day and of course I’ve been forced to work because the blogging industry doesn’t believe in holidays, especially ones that would allow me to BBQ and drink some adult beverages. So I thought that if I absolutely have to work, if you can really call this work, I’m still having a few wobbly pops. Delicious. Speaking of delicious, here’s Lindsay Lohan giving us a little labour day love with a few great shots of her cute little nipples protruding through a very thin, low cut, amazing t-shirt. You’re welcome.

Stripping “Pole Dancing” Miss America of the Day

In case you were wondering….Donald Trump makes sure the biggest scandal wins…an arab chick representing Miss America who has pole dancing pictures leaked….and really who cares, the bitch is hot and it’s a fucking beauty contest…and I think Arabs best represent America regardless…it is all you people every talk about… As far as I’m concerned, shit is far better than stuffy Jesus loving white chick from a rich family in the south pretending to have bullshit morals like waiting for marriage and staying a virgin viriginity and don’t talk to people like me, despite the fact that they are taking it up the ass by their plantation owner father’s black workers cuz all girls are horny little sluts…especially the ones who pretend they are good… All that to say, she Pole dancing is going to be an Olympic sport and pictures of a bitch pole dancing shouldn’t take away from her “Miss America” title, since all girls are sluts, especially ones cocky enough to enter a beauty contest cuz they think they are so pretty and have so much to offer and who really cares, just remember that Trump did this on purpose and that we’ll be ok…unless I get the chance to actually suicide bomb this pussy….. Someone out there must have nudes…an ex-boyfriend….let’s get those sorted out.

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Stripping “Pole Dancing” Miss America of the Day