According to my sources, Mariah Carey had her first DJ set in Las Vegas over the weekend, and she celebrated by showing up pantless, because sure, why not? Anyway, I’d make fun of Mariah and her meaty booty, but honestly, I think more hotties should be following her lead. Not the becoming a DJ thing. I meant the not wearing pants in public thing. Now that’s a trend I could get behind. Photos: WENN.com
I’ve done a few posts on Sophie Simmons before (aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter), because I’ve got a thing for celebrity daughters, especially ones this stacked in the front meat department. So here’s Sophie at the release party for Paris Hilton ‘s new single, and I know I’ve called her meaty in the past (or was it juicy?), but either way, I don’t think that should stop us from going motorboating sometime. I mean, I’m willing to look past it if she can. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s big booty model Carmen Ortega showing off her sweet meaty body in one seriously busty swimsuit shoot. I’m guessing that Carmen probably doesn’t like it when I call her meaty, but there’s just no other way to describe a girl with this much going on in the front and the back. Besides, I mean it in a nice way. As in, that Grade-A booty looks so juicy I just want to take a bite. Or put it against my face after getting a black eye from Carmen after calling her meaty one too many times. Either works. Photos: Fameflynet
Tip and flexes his meaty man muscles for the camera A Shirtless T.I. Shows Off His Muscles Summertime is around the corner and you know what that means: everybody from Hollyweird to the hood and everywhere in between is hitting gym to manage those muffin tops and tighten up the abs. ATL rapper T.I., who is gearing up to go on tour, is jumping on the “get buff” train and recently shared this shirtless pic of himself getting his hulk-man on in the gym: So, what do you think ladies….would you let T.I. Grand-Hustle hump your lady lumps? If so, you’d probably need to be in great shape yourself, since you’ll have to do a mean sprint to get away from Tiny who would be comin’ for you if you try it with her man…
We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.
We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.
It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk…. Seriously, there’s no way she’s not inbred or retarded, meanwhile she’s getting gigs in Playboy and treated like a sex symbol. What the fuck happened there? I’ve even watched her Sex Tape with the handicapped dude a few times, and realize I was blinded by her meaty pussy at such a young age vagina, that I didn’t realize that she looked retarded too…It’s the nudity, and willingness to get naked, that always throws me off….not that I ever got off to this shit…but I never took the time to realize just how fucking ugly this cunt is…and by cunt I mean both her as a whole and what’s in her meaty fucking pants … All this to say, there’s no way she’s not a product and victim of incest… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
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