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J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley

We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.

Katie Price Bikini Wet T-Shirt Party

Katie Price’s big fake breasts and bikinis just go together so well, like gin and tonic or asian strippers and ping pong balls, so I had to finish off the day with these shots of her and the girls hanging out by the pool. Unfortunately she’s not showing them off as much as I’d expect from the busty Brit, maybe she’s feeling bloated, who knows. I’m getting a hint of cleavage, but that’s about it. It also looks like she went swimming in a t-shirt… I thought only fat girls did that? I’m confused.