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Did Vine Star Jerome Jarre Get Arrested In Miami?

Posted on October 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vine celebrity Jerome Jarre tweeted that he was about to get arrested in Miami. Fans trended #AmericanAirlinesCHILLOUT, but did the arrest actually happen?

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Gigi Hadid Naked for Tom Ford of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is making moves….and by making moves I mean stripping down nakedfor Tom Ford like every aspiring model would do…because it’s Tom Ford. It is a “Looks like she’s made it”…situation we can thank her dad for, because when you’re a billionaire developer to the stars…you know people who can get his baby girl work when she’s got everything else in life, and a whole lot of nothing else going for her. Lazy rich kids. Ya know…modelling is more important than doing something important… I am more into what she posts on instagram…of her and her sister cuddling in bed…in bathing suits..because sisters who eat each other out…or at least imply that they eat each other out are always a crowd favorite…despite how fucking destroyed they have to be emotionally to actually fuck with that kind of incest…I mean destroyed to the general public, perfect to me…

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Topless Rihanna Versus a Baby of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In some countries this behavior is considered inappropriate when it isn’t your own baby. People get arrested for this shit…The FBI knock down doors… She is not in a fucking African tribal where the kid’ mom died of AIDS and the town wet nurse feeds all the Orphans… Whatever this is….it’s weird…I mean unless it’s just Rihanna making noise to get noticed…which is pretty much what she’s all about…

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A Nice Reminder of Lohan’s Tits of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before my love for Lohan, or at least my fake stalker, hoping to get arrested as a publicity stunt, that no one paid attention to was replaced with Miley Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, and pretty much any actress who still gets work and that I am not tired of hearing about, I was a huge fan of Lohan’s perfect tits, that after a lot of debate, have been decided are just awesome fakes. Turns out, I still am and that she’s still got a warm, spot in my bed next to my fat diabetic sweaty, apnea gurggling wife and pug. When I see her walking bra-less and in a tank top, when she’s supposed to be in lock down, I can’t help but feeling all those things I once felt for her, which isn’t really much considering I have no emotions, and was more a “hey that girl on TV has great tits”…but it’s better than forgetting she fucking exists, even if she wants me to, since she stopped texting me 3 years ago, and I feel that was both of our peak….even if she’s still fucking perfect.

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J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley

Posted on May 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.

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J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley

Posted on May 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.

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Make It A Blockbuster Night: Stars That Should Probably Stay Away From The Club

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Walk up in the cluuuuuuub…get arrested! Sometimes it’s better to have a nice night home with a bowl of popping corn and your boo instead of hitting the club. For these stars, they know all too well the dangers of trying to go out to the club. Nothing but bad things seem to happen! They should maybe sit a few nights out. Let’s relive some of the horrible decisions on special nights out.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Profile Shots

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I dislike pantyhose, they make a woman’s junk look really strange all packaged up like that, I have to admit I’m kind of digging these shots of Lindsay Lohan . Here’s the blond hottie walking the streets yesterday in her sweet little black skirt showing off those long skinny legs of hers. Well done. She looks like a really hot businesswoman on her lunch break. Obviously not a real businesswoman, I guess hooker is a business, but one you’d see in the movies or an awesome Van Halen music video.

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Sarah Hyland Is A Pretty Young Thing

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even though I know that Sarah Hyland is over twenty-one, I still feel like I’d get arrested for this one…. Sooooo worth it.

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Stacy Keibler Legs in Tights for No Reason of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t understand how the paparazzi can be this close to a bitch, so close she walks by the motherfucker in tights, and the fucker doesn’t turn around and grab some ass pictures…If I was a paparazzi, there’d be a hell of a lot more zoomed in tit pics, and crotch shots, leading me to think maybe that’s my true calling, cuz if you can’t get it done for you the way you want it done, you gotta go get it yourself, but I’m not prepared to get arrested for hiding in closets jerking off with an iphone camera pointed at the bed while the bitch sleeps…so these will have to do.

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