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Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day

Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck…. Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals… I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened. The post Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day

LOL….. Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face…. I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45…. I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner… It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum…. The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to The post Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts’ Leg Show

Normally, I make fun of Emma Roberts and call her pasty and say she needs a tan, but right now, I’m a little too busy being distracted by this solid leg show she’s putting on filming a promo for her new show Scream Queens . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still think the girl could use a tan, but for some reason, she won’t take me up on my offer to let her sunbathe in my backyard. So basically, I set up all those cameras for nothing. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Amanda Seyfried’s Lame Short Shorts

I want to say that these are some hot ass pictures of Amanda Seyfried in short shorts, but I can’t really do that. Don’t get me wrong, I think the girl is pretty hot, but short shorts and a t shirt? Come on. I get that she’s struggling to get in to her massive SUV and stuff, nut I d lie to see a little more…… Anything.

Amanda Seyfried’s Tight White Hotness

So these pictures of Amanda Seyfried out running some errands yesterday aren’t exactly bowling me over with hotness, but I still think the girl is worth posting from time to time so here she is. I like the tight jeans, but I’m not sure about the puffy pirate shirt. Although it does help highlight those sweet big sweater mounds she’s trying to hide under there. Nice try sweetheart. Just let them out. Poor things.

Dolly Parton Says She’s Miley Cyrus’ ‘Fairy Godmother’

‘But I think the girl’s doing all right without me,’ country music legend says of the teen star. By Mawuse Ziegbe Miley Cyrus Photo: Theo Wargo/WireImage Miley Cyrus has a country star watching over her, and it’s not just dear ol’ dad (and “Hannah Montana” co-star) Billy Ray Cyrus. Country legend Dolly Parton says she’s also looking out for the teen queen. “I’m her fairy godmother,” Parton told The Associated Press. The “Can’t Be Tamed” singer and the blonde icon joined forces in May for a duet — a rendition of Parton’s 1973 hit single “Jolene” — during a celebration of Dollywood, the singer’s namesake Shangri-La. Parton showed the teen superstar some love after performing with her for the Hallmark Channel special taped earlier this year, commemorating 25 years of the Tennessee theme park. Miley has been getting some heat lately for what her critics say is an increasingly sexed-up image; a budding persona at odds with the inoffensive sass of the Disney series which launched the teen to stardom. However, Parton, who has built a decades-long career and entertainment empire blending sweet, down-home wholesomeness with bubbly, busty sex appeal, maintains that Cyrus is headed in the right direction. “I’m just real proud of her,” Parton said. “She does not need my advice, but she’s often asking for information and advice, and I tell her what I know, but I think the girl’s doing all right without me.” In addition to the Miley/Dolly duet, the special will feature performances from Kenny Rogers and Billy Ray, who has known Parton since he first burst onto the scene in the early ’90s with his mega-hit “Achy Breaky Heart.” Parton said the tribute show thoroughly represents the successful amusement park. “There are a lot of wonderful things,” she said. “It shows the park really great, and the audience and all the people that work here, so we’ve really covered it in every respect.” Should all teen pop stars have fairy godmothers and godfathers to look out for them? Tell us what you think in the comments! Related Artists Miley Cyrus

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Tasty Yet Meaty Bikini Contest Girl

Here’s a little something for you guys that like a little meat on your bones. Personally, I think the girl could use airbags up top, but the rest of her looks like it would be a pleasant and cushiony joy ride. *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Tasty Yet Meaty Bikini Contest Girl Video More AmaTuna

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