CAYLEE COWAN is the latest big titty deal to take on Hollywood the right way…tits first… I posted her the other day praising her solid use of her tits, managing to sexualize herself like all IG girls of Instagram, and instead of turning to porn or sugar babying – she’s actually getting mainstream acting work as she should… Porn is so mainstream at this point, it’s about time that porn girls get the mainstream appreciation they love, or at least girls who porny things, since actual porn girls are disgusting, gutter pigs, with tons of fucking emotional issues….while this girl, who just likes showing tit for attention is doing good. I am a fan, and apparently so are many of you, cuz I got emails about her…which is rare. So I’ll use that as market research into how successful or mainstream she gets… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caylee Cowan Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters , they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right.. I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be… The post Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio dressed up like a Plastic Surgery ridden model – to divert from any plastic surgery she’s likely had – to reaffirm that she’s all natural and that is why Victoria’s Secret like her so much….you know…skinny and all natural…straight from PORTUGAL….to million dollar contracts in NYC, like she wasn’t created in a lab with Adriana Lima DNA and she’s not a humanoid…. THAT SAID…good costume…it reminds me of every girl on the social media…and that gives boners… She’s also red riding hood… The post Sara Sampaio’s Solid Halloween Costumes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jimmy Kimmel better be careful. He'll soon be known more for making us cry than making us laugh. A couple weeks ago, the talk show host paid emotional tribute to one of his heroes, Don Rickles, shortly after the comedian passed away. Then, on Monday night, Kimmel once again let the tears openly flow upon discussing something even more difficult and personal: open heart surgery his newborn son had to undergo just hours after entering the world. “He appeared a normal healthy baby,” Kimmel told his audience at first about little Billy, who was born on April 21. About three hours later, however, after Billy had met his two-year old sister Jane… “My wife was in bed relaxing, a very attentive nurse at Cedars-Sinai heard a murmur in his heart and noticed he was a bit purple, which is not common. “[Nurses] determined he wasn’t getting enough oxygen in his blood, either in his heart or lungs … It’s a terrifying thing, you know my wife is back in the recovery room, she has no idea what’s going on.” From there, a heart surgeon explained to Kimmel and his wife, Molly, that their second child was born with a congenital heart disease and that there was a “hole in the wall of the left and right side of his heart.” Kimmel holds little back in detailing how frightening this was to learn. Fortunately, however, the story had a happy ending. Billy underwent a successful procedure and, although he'll require another one in just a few months, the prognosis is positive. Kimmel then showed his fans a photo of Billy with many tubes in him, followed by one of the brave little guy smiling and doing just fine, post-surgery: “Poor kid, not only did he get a bad heart, he got my face,” the host quipped. Six days after he was born, Billy was able to leave the hospital and go home with his parents. Watch the video below to see Kimmel thank the doctors, his friends (and even Matt Damon!) and, especially, his wife. “Most of all, I want to thank my wife Molly. First of all, for allowing me to have sex with her in the first place. “But also for being so strong and level-headed and positive and loving during the worst nightmare a new mother could experience. I couldn’t ask for a better partner and I’m so happy we had this baby together. “I’m definitely getting a vasectomy after this.” Okay. Now we're laughing AND crying…
The Voice continued with another solid performance show that proved most of the people still in the competition deserved their spot. The top 11 took to the stage to try and get the competitive edge to advance into the top 10. Let’s run down the 11 performances. Stephanie Rice Stephanie has struggled to move out of her vocal range to show audiences she can change things up. She successfully managed to do just that with “Behind Blue Eyes” by The Who. It was a surprisingly good performance and gave me hope that Stephanie would be able to make to the finals. Aliyah Moulden Aliyah’s performance of “Take it Back” by Reba McEntire was, like, the worst performance of the season. No, seriously, she screamed her way through it. It was a surprisingly horrid rendition of a classic song. Screaming through songs is not the way to go, and Blake should have known better. TSoul TSoul can do no wrong. Every single week, he gets given a song and makes it his own. “Lay Me Down” by Sam Smith is a difficult song to sing, but there was something about it that felt so original. The performance faltered when he left the piano, but it was still a cut above some of the others. Lilli Passero Lilli went with “Town Without Pity” by Gene Pitney. It was up there as one of her best. It was perfect. There was nothing to fault with it. She made the song her own, and that’s what artist should be doing at this stage of the competition. Hunter Plake Hunter went with “All I Want” by Kodaline. Despite some hiccups, it was a solid number that showed just how far he has come since his days struggling to emerge as a strong competitor. Gwen said she let him make his own decisions and I think she should continue to do so. Vanessa Ferguson Vanessa went with “Diamonds” by Rihanna, and I immediately rolled my eyes. I’m so over chart music being used on competition series. However, the performance blew me away. Vanessa has been all over the place with her performances of late, but she’s trying to be a better performer. Lauren Duski Lauren went with “Somewhere In My Broken Heart” by Billy Dean. It was amazing. She brought her A game and proved the naysayers wrong. She hit every note flawlessly, and I can’t wait to see what’s coming for her next. Mark Isaiah Mark is struggling to change things up, and it’s proving that he has a very limited vocal range. Singing “How to Love” by Lil Wayne should have been his time to shine. Instead, it was the same one-note route he has traveled before. Jesse Larson Jesse’s performance of “Human” by Rag’n’Bone Man was music to my ears. Despite a weak opening, he pulled it together pretty quickly. More performances like this and he may just win the season. Brennley Brown Brennley went with “River” by Joni Mitchell. It was yet another solid performance from the youngster. All of the notes were on point, and it sounded like a performance you would hear on finale night. Yes, she’s that good. Chris Blue Chris Blue went with “When a Man Loves a Woman” by Percy Sledge. It was a solid performance from him. He’s become a reliable performer over the course of the season. It should be enough to save him for another few weeks. View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
She wasn’t really on my radar much before this week, but I think I’m starting to develop a serious crush on Hailey Baldwin with all the hotness we’ve been getting from her recently — first at the beach , then in short shorts . And now here she is putting on another solid leg show in New York. Anyway, I think it’s a little too early to tell if it’s love, but I’m definitely starting to feel something in my pants region at least… Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Normally, I make fun of Emma Roberts and call her pasty and say she needs a tan, but right now, I’m a little too busy being distracted by this solid leg show she’s putting on filming a promo for her new show Scream Queens . I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still think the girl could use a tan, but for some reason, she won’t take me up on my offer to let her sunbathe in my backyard. So basically, I set up all those cameras for nothing. Photos: PacificCoastNews
According to my sources, this solid booty show Miranda Kerr is putting on here is for some new commercial she’s shooting. And I’m not sure what company it’s for, but if I had to guess, it’s either Kleenex or Kirkland sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need to run out and buy more of both after this. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Here’s Rita Ora at 103.5 KISS FM’s annual Jingle Ball in Chicago putting on exactly the type of great show we’ve come to expect from the busty British pop star. And just to be clear, I’m referring to her solid cleavage, not her singing. I’ve still never heard a single one of Rita’s songs and I don’t see that changing any time soon. Unless the Jingle Ball tour comes through my mom’s basement next. Hmm, that’s actually a pretty good idea. I’ve always wanted to see Rita’s cleavage show in-person. Photos: WENN.com
