Rita Ora performed somewhere, who the fuck cares where she performed, this bitch will perform anywhere anyone asks her to perform, because despite probably being a diva cunt who thinks she’s very fucking important because she’s famous and has a song with the kids from One Direction that went viral and got her on the Charts in America after years of working towards that goal…using her vagina and attending any and all events she could just to be talked about….all while no one really knowing who she is…teaching us a valuable lesson that she who makes the most noise is the one people will eventually be the one people think matters because they are too self involved to really bother looking into her lies… Well, she’s performing in her lingerie and has great tits, so I’ll take it…even if it’s on some stripper level shit…she’s getting paid so an idol to girls everywhere that they too can be famous thanks to their tits…if they really put some effort into it cuz tits get hits..people fucking love tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jimmy Kimmel better be careful. He'll soon be known more for making us cry than making us laugh. A couple weeks ago, the talk show host paid emotional tribute to one of his heroes, Don Rickles, shortly after the comedian passed away. Then, on Monday night, Kimmel once again let the tears openly flow upon discussing something even more difficult and personal: open heart surgery his newborn son had to undergo just hours after entering the world. “He appeared a normal healthy baby,” Kimmel told his audience at first about little Billy, who was born on April 21. About three hours later, however, after Billy had met his two-year old sister Jane… “My wife was in bed relaxing, a very attentive nurse at Cedars-Sinai heard a murmur in his heart and noticed he was a bit purple, which is not common. “[Nurses] determined he wasn’t getting enough oxygen in his blood, either in his heart or lungs … It’s a terrifying thing, you know my wife is back in the recovery room, she has no idea what’s going on.” From there, a heart surgeon explained to Kimmel and his wife, Molly, that their second child was born with a congenital heart disease and that there was a “hole in the wall of the left and right side of his heart.” Kimmel holds little back in detailing how frightening this was to learn. Fortunately, however, the story had a happy ending. Billy underwent a successful procedure and, although he'll require another one in just a few months, the prognosis is positive. Kimmel then showed his fans a photo of Billy with many tubes in him, followed by one of the brave little guy smiling and doing just fine, post-surgery: “Poor kid, not only did he get a bad heart, he got my face,” the host quipped. Six days after he was born, Billy was able to leave the hospital and go home with his parents. Watch the video below to see Kimmel thank the doctors, his friends (and even Matt Damon!) and, especially, his wife. “Most of all, I want to thank my wife Molly. First of all, for allowing me to have sex with her in the first place. “But also for being so strong and level-headed and positive and loving during the worst nightmare a new mother could experience. I couldn’t ask for a better partner and I’m so happy we had this baby together. “I’m definitely getting a vasectomy after this.” Okay. Now we're laughing AND crying…
The Voice continued with another solid performance show that proved most of the people still in the competition deserved their spot. The top 11 took to the stage to try and get the competitive edge to advance into the top 10. Let’s run down the 11 performances. Stephanie Rice Stephanie has struggled to move out of her vocal range to show audiences she can change things up. She successfully managed to do just that with “Behind Blue Eyes” by The Who. It was a surprisingly good performance and gave me hope that Stephanie would be able to make to the finals. Aliyah Moulden Aliyah’s performance of “Take it Back” by Reba McEntire was, like, the worst performance of the season. No, seriously, she screamed her way through it. It was a surprisingly horrid rendition of a classic song. Screaming through songs is not the way to go, and Blake should have known better. TSoul TSoul can do no wrong. Every single week, he gets given a song and makes it his own. “Lay Me Down” by Sam Smith is a difficult song to sing, but there was something about it that felt so original. The performance faltered when he left the piano, but it was still a cut above some of the others. Lilli Passero Lilli went with “Town Without Pity” by Gene Pitney. It was up there as one of her best. It was perfect. There was nothing to fault with it. She made the song her own, and that’s what artist should be doing at this stage of the competition. Hunter Plake Hunter went with “All I Want” by Kodaline. Despite some hiccups, it was a solid number that showed just how far he has come since his days struggling to emerge as a strong competitor. Gwen said she let him make his own decisions and I think she should continue to do so. Vanessa Ferguson Vanessa went with “Diamonds” by Rihanna, and I immediately rolled my eyes. I’m so over chart music being used on competition series. However, the performance blew me away. Vanessa has been all over the place with her performances of late, but she’s trying to be a better performer. Lauren Duski Lauren went with “Somewhere In My Broken Heart” by Billy Dean. It was amazing. She brought her A game and proved the naysayers wrong. She hit every note flawlessly, and I can’t wait to see what’s coming for her next. Mark Isaiah Mark is struggling to change things up, and it’s proving that he has a very limited vocal range. Singing “How to Love” by Lil Wayne should have been his time to shine. Instead, it was the same one-note route he has traveled before. Jesse Larson Jesse’s performance of “Human” by Rag’n’Bone Man was music to my ears. Despite a weak opening, he pulled it together pretty quickly. More performances like this and he may just win the season. Brennley Brown Brennley went with “River” by Joni Mitchell. It was yet another solid performance from the youngster. All of the notes were on point, and it sounded like a performance you would hear on finale night. Yes, she’s that good. Chris Blue Chris Blue went with “When a Man Loves a Woman” by Percy Sledge. It was a solid performance from him. He’s become a reliable performer over the course of the season. It should be enough to save him for another few weeks. View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
Is it just us or has this season of The Voice been a drag? It’s totally understandable that NBC would want to dilute the series as much as possible because it’s such a ratings powerhouse. You would think that having 12 episodes in the can would mean we are far into the competition. Instead, we’re whittling down the contestants with the aim of having 32 left. It’s pretty crazy, but at least we’re in the final battle round episode of the season. Who made the cut? We have the answers for you below! Lauryn Judd vs. Lilli Passero The two women duked it out to “Every Little Bit Hurts” by Brenda Holloway. Unsurprisingly, it’s difficult to tell which of the women would make it through. They each have strong voices that could make anybody happy. Their harmonies were on point, so it was a little upsetting that only one of them would make it through. That said, Lauryn did make a few mistakes, and something tells me if she turned in a consistent performance, she would still be part of the process. Winner: Lilli Passero Jesse Larson vs. Taylor Alexander Throughout the battle rounds, people are paired up that should not be together. It seems like an easy way for the producers to meddle with the process. Jesse and Taylor went to battle, singing “Shameless” by Billy Joel. It sounded good, but it seemed rigged to give Jesse the win. Taylor struggled at some parts, and it became glaringly obvious when Jesse hit all the notes. Winner: Jesse Larson Brandon Royal vs. Davina Leone This duo went with “In the Night” by The Weekend. It was a solid performance for both artists, but Brandon’s pitch was perfect. It was not nice how Davina was practically forced to strut her stuff to win the battle. Her performance lacked something, and it just seemed forced. In the end, it was obvious Brandon was winning. Surprisingly, Adam took Davina on to his team. Winner: Brandon Royal Steal: Davina Leone That means the battle rounds are over, you guys! Now, it’s down to all the artists to stay in the competition. All they can do is sing for their lives. At this stage, the contestants get the pink slip from left, right, and center. What will happen? Hit the comments with who you want to make it to the end. View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
Did the coaches manage to get the people they wanted for their team of singing sensations? That was their plan on the third night of the blind auditions, but there was a lot of tension as each coach tried desperately to emerge from the auditions stage with some solid singers. This was made difficult by the contestants who got to choose which team they joined. All of this was made possible by the coaches turning those red chairs because they liked what they heard. Oh, and we can’t forget Gwen Stefani trying to imply the contestants can get the best of both worlds because she is boning Blake Shelton. Let’s run down the list of people who managed to make it through the audition stage of the reality hit… Ashley Levin 23-year-old Ashley opted to sing “Let Him Fly” by Patty Griffin. It was a solid performance, but it did not impress Adam Levine. Yes, you guys, Adam did not turn his chair for this one. That left Gwen, Alicia, and Blake to duke it out to have Ashley. Gwen felt the need to flaunt her relationship with Blake to her advantage. She reasoned that Ashley would have access to both Gwen and Blake. Um, that’s not how it works, Gwen. In the end, Ashley chose to go with Blake. Brandon Royal Brandon went with Stevie Wonder’s “Master Blaster” and it was pretty spectacular. There were a few moments that made me question whether he was for real, but he hit all of the beautiful notes you would expect of someone singing that song. Brandon decided to go with Gwen, which was a good idea when you consider the fact you could imagine the pair performing a duet together. Julien Martinez Julien wowed the judges with his rendition of “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughn. You could tell from his vocals that he would fit in well with Adam. As you can probably expect, Adam turned around. It was between Adam and Blake. Julien chose Adam in the end, with Blake looking rather unimpressed that his team was still lacking in the male department. Quizz Swanigan Quizz was one of the more different voices on the show this season, and that’s a good thing. Variety is always best and there’s nothing worse than everyone sounding the same on the show. Quizz opted to sing “Who’s Lovin’ You” by The Jackson 5. Alicia and Gwen wanted him on their respective teams, but Quizz went with the Queen of the high note, Alicia Keys. Casi Joy Casi went with “Blue” by LeAnn Rimes. It proved that people know LeAnn aside from her various celebrity feuds. Her voice was a delight, but she started something like a bidding war when everyone turned around to claim her. Being a country artist, she chose to go with Blake, but not everyone was impressed with this choice, and Adam even threatened to give up because he knew it was happening. Talk about a sore loser. That rounds up week one of The Voice’s spring season. There is still lots of drama to come, but who will emerge as the winner? Will that winner manage to stay relevant in a saturated market? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
Could you imagine a world without Kendall Jenner updating you on what she gets up to? Kendall Jenner couldn’t imagine one. The 21-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has returned to social media just seven days after taking a break from it. Yes, it’s hard to imagine any Kardashian family member ditching social media for good. Part of why they are everywhere is due to them keeping their fans updated with what’s going on in their lives. There are a lot of fans of the family. This evidenced by just how many followers they have on their social media accounts. Kendall returning to the place where she can share selfies with her fans and just generally show how much better her life was comes as no shock. Speaking to Ellen DeGeneres earlier this week, Jenner revealed the reason why she was taking a break . “I just wanted to detox,” Jenner told DeGeneres. “I just wanted a little bit of a break. I would wake up in the morning and look at it first thing, I would go to bed and it would be the last thing I looked at. I felt a little too dependent on it so I wanted to take a minute.” Kendall Jenner on Quitting Instagram: I Needed a BREAK! It’s understandable that being on social media can become cumbersome for some, but we can only imagine the amount of notifications Jenner was getting. Her return to Instagram, however, didn’t mean she was sharing some pictures of herself. Instead she opted to share some pictures of some of her friends. Have a look below: A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:16am PST A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:15am PST A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:14am PST They were hardly worth the wait. Right? What do you think of all of this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Reality TV Star Salaries: Who Makes the Most?
As you’ve likely heard by now, Justin Bieber spent part of this week getting into a fight with Orlando Bloom . Sadly, according to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Selena Gomez isn’t doing much better these days. The magazine (erroneously) claims Gomez could be heading “back to rehab,” where she spent a few weeks at the outset of 2014, allegedly due to the scars of her time with Bieber. It goes on to claim that Gomez has been “partying with hardcore drugs” and that she recently “hit rock bottom.” This is unexpected news to those who saw photos of Selena riding a jet ski on her birthday with rumored new love interest Tommy Chiabra . The two look pretty darn happy in our view! Are friends and family members really begging Selena to get help, as this cover story claims? Or is this another instance of a tabloid looking to make money by trashing the reputation of a celebrity? Call us crazy. But we’re doing with the latter. 33 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories 1. Selena Gomez Pregnant Story This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly.
While LeAnn Rimes gets a televised half hour every week to rip on Brandi Glanville (Sure, no one watches LeAnn & Eddie , but still!), Brandi’s only venue for defending herself is Twitter. Fortunately, she makes the most of it. Brandi is launching a wine brand (most appropriate celeb business venture ever!) and apparently she’s having some serious trouble deciding what to call it. On Twitter yesterday, Brandi joked that she’s so desperate that she’s now drawing inspiration from her number one romantic rival/hater/doppelganger, LeAnn. While sharing possible brand name options with her followers, Brandi tweeted: “I loved Lush, Karma, Roar (after @katyperry song) & so many others I pitched, but the names were already licensed. Whhat about “Spitfire” 🙂 haha” We’re sure fans of LeAnn’s music (Both of them!) will get the joke, but the rest of you might need an explanation: Spitfire is the album LeAnn released last year. Many of the lyrics dealt with the fall-out from LeAnn’s affair with Eddie Cibrian. There’s an added layer of humor in that the most recent episode of LeAnn & Eddie featured a drunk LeAnn claiming that Brandi needs rehab . See, LeAnn? That’s how you do a subtle Twitter diss. Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years 1. Brandi Glanville Drunk GIF Brandi hates to be sober. She’ll tell you all about it.
The old adage “the more the merrier” makes the most sense while watching several slippery starlets getting sudsy in the shower. Ladies like Anne Heche , Linda Blair , and Michelle Williams have all achieved gratuitous greatness with a sexy, steamy interlude. So get dirty to the clean celebs on our list of Top 10 Group Shower Scenes.
No one watches Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp on Lifetime . So the attention-starved daughter of a failed Vice Presidential Candidate and less-than-one-term Governor was probably hoping the following clip would not create any kind of stir. But on last night’s episode, three-year old Tripp was being disciplined by his mother and his aunt and responded to their attempts by lashing out… with a gay slur. Watch now and try to decide which is the most appalling: Tripp actually knowing the word; Bristol laughing over his use of it; or Bristol’s earlier comment about “God watching,” for which she also could not keep a straight face:
