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Katy Perry: I’m Totally Still Banging Orlando Bloom!

Back in March,  Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up  after just a few months of dating. They announced the split in a surprisingly cordial joint statement that frankly felt way too polite. If two of your friends broke up in the same fashion, you’d be left thinking, Well, either they weren’t that into each other, or they’ll be smashing again before the year is out. It seems impossible that anyone could be enter into a relationship with Katy Perry or Orlando Bloom halfheartedly, so we should’ve predicted that the attractive A-listers would once again end up knockin’ boots. As recently as last week, it was widely reported that Katy was dating Robert Pattinson . The rumor appeared to be BS from the start, what with Pattinson being engaged to FKA Twigs , and all. This week, the rumor is that Katy is back with Orlando, and given her evasive answers on the topic in a recent interview, we can assume it’s legit. “Well, you know, I think people are in and out of your life,” Katy said, when asked about the recent photos of her and Bloom attending a concert together. “It’s nice to keep people you love around you. When you get older, lines get blurred. And you know what, I’m really busy. I’m about to go on tour for another year.” A source close to Perry says she and Orlando are spending a lot of time together and “open to seeing what happens.” Add to that the fact that Katy recently admitted to rekindling a romance after randomly texting an ex, and it’s pretty clear what’s going on here. So stop trying to give us the run-around, Katy. Also, while you’re at it, can you stop dispensing homespun wisdom like you’re sitting in her rocker and knitting a quilt in every damn interview? Let’s take a moment to remember the woman is only 32 years old! She’s talking about “blurred lines” in relationships like she’s too close to the sweet release of death to worry about labels. Helpful note for other folks in their early thirties: If your significant other asks you to define your relationship, don’t be all, “Well, I’m so old that the lines have blurred, ya know? Now be a dear and go stir me up some Metamucil.” That kind of talk literally only works if you’re Katy Perry. View Slideshow: 32 Hottest Katy Perry Photos of All Time

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Katy Perry: I’m Totally Still Banging Orlando Bloom!

Katy Perry: I’m Totally Still Banging Orlando Bloom!

Back in March,  Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up  after just a few months of dating. They announced the split in a surprisingly cordial joint statement that frankly felt way too polite. If two of your friends broke up in the same fashion, you’d be left thinking, Well, either they weren’t that into each other, or they’ll be smashing again before the year is out. It seems impossible that anyone could be enter into a relationship with Katy Perry or Orlando Bloom halfheartedly, so we should’ve predicted that the attractive A-listers would once again end up knockin’ boots. As recently as last week, it was widely reported that Katy was dating Robert Pattinson . The rumor appeared to be BS from the start, what with Pattinson being engaged to FKA Twigs , and all. This week, the rumor is that Katy is back with Orlando, and given her evasive answers on the topic in a recent interview, we can assume it’s legit. “Well, you know, I think people are in and out of your life,” Katy said, when asked about the recent photos of her and Bloom attending a concert together. “It’s nice to keep people you love around you. When you get older, lines get blurred. And you know what, I’m really busy. I’m about to go on tour for another year.” A source close to Perry says she and Orlando are spending a lot of time together and “open to seeing what happens.” Add to that the fact that Katy recently admitted to rekindling a romance after randomly texting an ex, and it’s pretty clear what’s going on here. So stop trying to give us the run-around, Katy. Also, while you’re at it, can you stop dispensing homespun wisdom like you’re sitting in her rocker and knitting a quilt in every damn interview? Let’s take a moment to remember the woman is only 32 years old! She’s talking about “blurred lines” in relationships like she’s too close to the sweet release of death to worry about labels. Helpful note for other folks in their early thirties: If your significant other asks you to define your relationship, don’t be all, “Well, I’m so old that the lines have blurred, ya know? Now be a dear and go stir me up some Metamucil.” That kind of talk literally only works if you’re Katy Perry. View Slideshow: 32 Hottest Katy Perry Photos of All Time

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Katy Perry Had ‘A Lot Of Therapy’ About Those Orlando Bloom Nude Pics

Katy Perry is still processing that time Orlando Bloom let it all hang out on a paddleboard

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Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel: Married!

Great news for fans of Miranda Kerr, and for fans of love stories and happy endings everywhere! Yesterday Miranda married Evan Spiegel! She’d been friends with the Snapchat CEO for a while, but they began dating in 2015, two years after she divorced Orlando Bloom . They announced their engagement in July of last year, and now, they are husband and wife. It’s enough to make you swoon, right? But, if you’re not prone to swooning, you may need to wait to hear all the lovely details of the happy couple’s special day. According to a report from E! News, Miranda and Evan held the wedding at their home in Brentwood, California. A source says that “It was a small intimate wedding” with less than 50 guests, and that Miranda looked like a “natural princess.” It’s Miranda Kerr — we definitely believe it. “The vows were beautiful,” the source adds, claiming that both the bride and groom were crying during the ceremony, which reportedly lasted 20 minutes. After Miranda and Evan were named husband and wife, everyone cheered, because really, why wouldn’t you? Another of the lucky few guests reveals that prior to the wedding, cocktails were served while a pianist and a string quartet played songs like “When You Wish Upon a Star.” That guest also described the decorations as “rustic chic,” which makes sense for what had to have been one of the most glamorous backyard weddings in history. “Everything was done elegantly,” with a variety of white seating options and pale pink roses. But while the affair sounds just as classy as classy can be, we have to imagine it was also pretty adorable. After all, Miranda announced the engagement on Snapchat with a photo of her ring and a cartoon filter — they’re classy, but not stuffy . In fact, they’re so not stuff that there’s a good chance Orlando Bloom was on that extremely short guest list. They share a son, five-year-old Flynn, and they’ve proven themselves to be remarkably great at co-parenting. Not only that, but Orlando was photographed out and about with Miranda’s father the day before the wedding. Seems like things couldn’t be going better for Miranda, huh? Congrats to the brand new husband and wife!

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Corinne Olympios: My Nanny is Not a Slave!

Throughout her brief and scandalous run on The Bachelor thus far, Corinne Olympios has made it clear that she has no real sense of shame. She apparently does not have a sense of humor, either. The clear villain of Season 21, Corinne has made no apologies for her frequent nudity or her disdain for her fellow suitors, telling hates in no uncertain terms that they can eff off . Oh, and Olympios is seemingly proud of the fact that she has a self-described “nanny.” At the age of 24. According to Corinne, the nanny’s name is Raquel and “she does everything for me,” Corinne has said on air. For instance: Raquel makes Corinne’s bed and does her laundry. She makes Corinne lemon salad and cheese pasta. Even if she were to move out of her parents’ home, in which she currently resides, Corinne has said she would take Raquel with her. How does Nick Viall feel about his potential wife ( The Bachelor Spoilers Alert! ) having such a worker tending to her every daily need? Viall joked on the January 2 episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, adding: “While I certainly appreciate the potential red flags of a grown woman having a nanny, I also thought to myself, ‘Huh, what are the benefits?'”  “If this works out, do I also get the nanny?” We don’t know the answer to that question. But we do know those who watch The Bachelor online or on television each week are sick and tired of the way Corinne is treating poor Raquel. In response to all Corinne has said about her personal nanny, someone even started a GoFundMe page, stating as the fundraiser’s goal: Raquel deserves better, we can only hope that she doesn’t already suffer from Stockholm syndrome from living under Miss Oympios. Let’s all help Raquel get a better job, to get back on her own two feet. Let’s help #FreeRaquel. Help save a life, show your support today The GoFundMe effort has stated that it is aiming to raise $100,000 through online donations. As of this writing, it has only raised $30. So it has a long way to go. But if the a side goal of the movement’s account was to piss Corinne off… well… MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! “This is not a joke anymore someone took this way too far and is trying to make money for themselves,” Corinne wrote on Instagram yesterday, adding with emphasis: “Raquel is not a slave and my family and I treat her like part of the family. Leave it alone already it’s getting old. Grow up. #raquelisfree#celebnanny.” Olympios included the above photo of the GoFundMe page along with her rant, drawing attention to the same cause with which she claims to take issue. Lest you think Corinne is somehow involved in this fundraising effort, however, allow us to offer some reassurance: The page was started by Mark Chandley, a resident of Beverly Hills, who says that Corinne is “an entitled brat who still employs her childhood nanny to do basic adult activities for her… “In her own words she said Raquel ‘cuts her cucumber slices, makes her bed every morning, and makes her vegetable slices for lunch.’ “She even indicated that she doesn’t know how to make cheese pasta (macaroni and cheese?) or do her own laundry.” He swears that all money donated really will go toward Raquel. View Slideshow: Corinne Olympios Photos: Bachelor Nation’s Newest, Hottest Villain! Before you stop and laugh, while also wondering who would actually hand over their hard-earned cash to this cause, consider this: One person who donated $10 to the fund defended this decision in a surprisingly rational way in the comments section. “I’m donating to free Raquel from the grips of Corrine, but more-so in the hopes that when she does become free, she starts a YouTube cooking series.” “First up: Cheese pasta. #FreeRaquel2K17.” Come on now. Who would not watch this?!? #FreeRaquel2K17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! View Slideshow: 7 Girls From The Bachelor Franchise That Nick Viall Has Slept With

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Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: Going Strong at People’s Choice Awards!

Isn't it so nice to see Gwen Stefani happy after the absolute mess that was her divorce from Gavin Rossdale ? It was widely reported that he had a long affair with their nanny , but whatever happened, Gwen was very clear about being traumatized from it. After she filed for divorce, she spoke at length about how hurt she was by whatever it was that happened. It was awful. But then she began dating her fellow co-star on The Voice, country star Blake Shelton, and things began looking up for her. Gwen and Blake — Gwake, if you will — were very vocal about their love for each other for a while, to the point where they got a bit obnoxious. Some people even began thinking the relationship was staged, things were so constantly, overwhelmingly sappy. But in the past several months, it seems like these two have really settled into their relationship. They don't gush about each other every waking moment like they used to, and it's been a nice change. But don't for one second think that their love has faded — and if you can't help it, just check out this clip of Blake Shelton at last night's People's Choice Awards . Blake won two awards, one for Favorite Album and one for Favorite Male Country Artist, and during his acceptance speech, he took a moment to talk about Gwen, who was in the audience. Check out the incredibly adorable speech here:

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Scott Disick: Internet Flips Over Size of the Lord’s Dong

What do Scott Disick and Don Draper have in common? Several things, actually: They’re both blackout drunks; they both have trouble keeping it in their pants; and the equipment that they struggle to keep sheathed is the subject of endless fascination on the Internet. Yes, the year is young, but it looks like we already have a winner for the 2017 Jon Hamm Giant Penis Award . The Lord himself, Scott Disick, stepped out wearing a pair of flattering sweatpants recently, and the world was immediately reminded that you can’t spell “Disick” with D-I-C-K. You can check out Scott’s package for yourself, or you can enjoy several hundred words of in-depth analysis below. Seems like an obvious choice, if you ask us: Like the Bieber Wang before it, the Disick Dong proves that a genetic link between douchiness and  So if you’re a young woman who’s considering kicking your habit of dating self-obsessed jack-holes and finding yourself one of those mythical “nice guys” – don’t do it! Is the increase in your peace of mind worth the the absence of an extra-large helping of manmeat in your life? We think not. Sure, there’s been talk of Orlando Bloom having a bigger penis than Justin , but that might be the exception that proves the rule. Citing that example is like saying, “Where’s your climate change now, Obummer?” on a cold day in January. We have no choice but to defer to the scientific community on such important and complex matters, and right now, all we know is that 100% of the two biggest jerk-asses in Hollywood are packing between the legs. Now, you might be saying to yourself, “Oh, what about Jon Hamm? I heard he’s a nice guy.” To which we reply, “You’re wrong, and Hamm is reportedly kind of a DB .” We rest our case. Anyway, let’s get to the really important matter here, which is what all this tells us about Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina: In short: it’s clearly magic. The latest reports have Kourtney hooking up with Bieber again, just weeks after her latest reconciliation with Disick crashed and burned. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV When two of the industry’s most sizable douche dongs just can’t stay away from your hoo-hah, you’re clearly working with something special down here. We’ll have further updates on these supernatural celebrity genitals as more information becomes available.

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Katy Perry Is Kicking Off 2017 With A Bold And Bleached New Look

Katy Perry didn’t just surprise Orlando Bloom with a birthday bash and a visit from his mom last weekend: She debuted a brand new hair color, too.

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13 Formerly Famous Couples Who Actually Get Along

There are some celebrity couples who end relationships with a whole lot of arguing that is all over the media.  But then there are tandems who wrap up their romances in a friendly manner, with no controversy.  It's true! Scroll down for evidence… 1. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney cooled their relationship off when it became apparent that their rigorous schedules were becoming a bit much. Gaga also said she wanted everyone to root them on. Something tells us they will be back together at some point. 2. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Gwyneth likes to imply that she can do things better than everybody else, so it came as no surprise that she and Chris parted amicably. 3. Hillary Duff and Mike Comrie Hillary and Mike called time on their relationship in 2014 and have remained close ever since. 4. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Their relationship coming to an end was hardly shocking, but they were surprisingly amicable about all of it. 5. Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfedlt Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfedlt kept it classy when they parted ways in September 2016. 6. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner You would be forgiven for thinking this pair are still a thing. They are always together. View Slideshow

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Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Get Their Santa And Mrs. Claus On For Charity

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom stopped by Children’s Hospital Los Angeles in Santa and Mrs. Claus costumes to spread holiday cheer on December 20.

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