Zoey Dutch is Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson’s 23 year old daughter, who I guess had to go through the struggles of knocking on no doors to get her first acting job, creating her existence as whatever the fuck she is, in what I will reduce to her grabbing her tit. I don’t know why a rich kid from LA looks like she’s 10 years older than she is, or why she’s grabbing her tit for Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson…I don’t try to understand women of any age, or why they do anything they do, especially not rich, spoiled, entitled women…I just go with it…and this is us going with it.
Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is doing good things in the world…real good things. Her name is Lily Mo Sheen….her dad is not Charlie Sheen..but rather Michael Sheen…whoever that is…but I know I was with a chick the other day who was talking about him…so I guess he’s a somebody… And her Body is Tight…because she’s youthful…and a reminder that I like staring at vagina in tight bathing suit bottoms…trying to find the pussy definition. I guess the great thing about this is how fuckable two generations of this pussy is…mom and daughter fetish…always…. I like the direction she’s taking her “celebrity”…. Here’s some Kate BEckinsale’s Workout Clothes of the Day TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Daughter in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist… ESPN PORN So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement…. Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me. The post Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA… You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES…. Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini… The post Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anyone for some Miss Mystic Falls? On The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 9 , the CW hit begun to embrace the end and threw back to one of the most iconic moments of the entire series. However, this iteration of one of the town’s best events was more deadlier than before. That’s sort of what happens when you have both the Ripper and the Siren in attendance. As the episode got underway, Damon and Stefan bonded over killing some dude in a bar, but Sybil just had to call Damon to ruin the fun. She wanted the brothers to make their back to Mystic Falls in order help her find the artifact. Stefan was against returning, but Damon agreed without really thinking it through. This continued to prove to Stefan that there was something iffy about Damon’s humanity. Meanwhile, Bonnie returned from her trip to Paris with Enzo and wasted no time in meeting up with Caroline. Caroline was floored by a mysterious vial around Bonnie’s neck. That vial was filled with Enzo’s blood and it made Caroline question whether Bonnie wanted to become a vampire in order to spend an eternity with Enzo. Their conversation was interrupted by a phone call from Seline, who wanted them to meet her to hear her out. At the meeting, Seline claimed that it was imperative that they did not allow Sybil to get all of the pieces of the artifact, or there would be trouble in store. Seline made it clear that her intention was to kill Sybil in order to try and do something good in her life, but Caroline struggled to believe her because of the way she acted when she was giving off serious Nanny Carrie vibes. Caroline got on the phone to Matt to let him know about Seline, so he and Dorian continued to work together to locate where the other pieces of the artifact could be. At the Miss Mystic Falls pageant, Caroline was shocked by the arrival of Stefan, Damon and Sybil and made it clear that she would not let them ruin the day. Caroline noticed that Damon was still fighting Sybil off from his subconscious and used it to her advantage. She told him to keep her out of his mind, but Sybil appeared to continue her reign of terror to get him on her side. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! Stefan flipped and stabbed Damon and left him lying next to Sybil, who Damon had knocked out just before. Caroline was chatting to the girls, but Stefan appeared and murdered one of them. He then told Caroline that he fed all of them his blood, so they would start the transition. Caroline “murdered” Stefan, but he came back to life because of his deal with Cade and the pair bickered about how long Stefan would be the Ripper. Caroline was shocked to learn that he actually enjoyed it. Stefan left, leaving Caroline to school the transitioning girl on what would become of her. The girl wanted to die, but Caroline spoke about everything she had accomplished since becoming a vampire and it helped the girl change her stance on all of it. Enzo and Bonnie argued about Bonnie not becoming a vampire because of everything she witnessed her friends go through, but she said that Enzo could be cured and it was clear he was thinking it through. We ended the episode with Sybil attacking Damon, seemingly turning his humanity back on. Things are definitely getting deadlier in Mystic Falls but is there any way either of the Salvatores can be redeemed at this stage? What did you think of the drama? Sound off below! View Slideshow: 14 Times Your Favorite TV Characters Embraced The Single Life
There are some celebrity couples who end relationships with a whole lot of arguing that is all over the media. But then there are tandems who wrap up their romances in a friendly manner, with no controversy. It's true! Scroll down for evidence… 1. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney cooled their relationship off when it became apparent that their rigorous schedules were becoming a bit much. Gaga also said she wanted everyone to root them on. Something tells us they will be back together at some point. 2. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Gwyneth likes to imply that she can do things better than everybody else, so it came as no surprise that she and Chris parted amicably. 3. Hillary Duff and Mike Comrie Hillary and Mike called time on their relationship in 2014 and have remained close ever since. 4. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Their relationship coming to an end was hardly shocking, but they were surprisingly amicable about all of it. 5. Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfedlt Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfedlt kept it classy when they parted ways in September 2016. 6. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner You would be forgiven for thinking this pair are still a thing. They are always together. View Slideshow
Did Stefan and Damon succeed in their quest to find some of the worst people on the planet for Cade? That was their plan on The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 8 , but they quickly realized they were in for a tough time of it on the road. Watch The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 8 Online Finding the worst people was becoming a bit of a drag for Damon, but Stefan just seemed to rise to the occasion at every opportunity. They came across a doctor named Tara, who had a seemingly perfect past. She also had a striking resemblance to Elena, but we’ll not even go there. This show needs to shut up about Elena Gilbert until she actually returns. Tara’s parents had been killed by a drunk driver and it seemed like she was investing all of her time into work and charities. That’s what drew the brothers to her. They seemed to think that she was hiding something dark and if they exposed it, she would be a solid candidate for Cade. As always, Stefan seemed to think it was a good idea to knock Damon out and ask for her help. At the hospital, Stefan was quick to lie that Damon murdered her parents after some failed attempts at using his looks to get her to do what he wanted. Damon lay on the bed and played the role of a defenseless person, apologizing for the crime he did not commit. Eventually, Tara decided that murder was on the cards, but she decided against it at the last second and told Stefan to leave. In fact, she only told him to leave so she could murder Damon with Stefan knowing. It was a solid move and she thought she murdered Damon. View Slideshow: 24 Shocking TV Deaths While Tara was doing some faux murdering, Stefan noticed there was something odd about Damon’s behavior and found Elena’s necklace with his belongings. When Damon and Stefan confronted Tara, Stefan turned the tables on Damon and said he knew he only picked Tara because her resemblance to Elena. Damon denied it and had to throw the necklace out of the car at high speed to let Stefan think that things were all okay. The brothers then killed Tara and delivered her to Cade. The next morning, Damon went back to the spot where he threw the necklace and asked a community service worker if he knew where it was. Damon found it and clocked eyes on a group of inmates doing community service, so he returned to Stefan to tell him, but Stefan had already murderd half of the hospital. Somehow, Stefan is not redeemable anymore and it’s time for him to die. This is just getting out of hand now. Elsewhere, Caroline was sent to the school to do a report, but it turned out that Sybil was the new history teacher and had all of the class under her spell. She wanted Caroline to find a mysterious artifact for her. She had all of the school kids under strict orders to kill one another if Caroline failed. The plan lead them to Caroline’s basement because it turned out that the object was in Elena’s parents’ car the night they died. Seline left a note in the basement, saying that she already had the onject. Sybil then proved she was the worst villain ever and told the school kids to kill one another. Matt and his deadbeat dad saved them, but it seemed a little too easy. Now, we need to contemplate why the Gilberts had the object that night. Also, why the heck did Caroline forget about the crash on Wickery Bridge? That’s a bad friend right there. What did you think of the developments? Sound off below!
When it comes to Tennis, I feel like I’m probably like Serena Williams’ dad, you know all drawn into it because it’s so fucking white, pretentious, high class, and luxurious – and the likes of my people aren’t really welcomed to their secret white person clubs, where they get together and have white person meetings – where they discuss things like electing Trump because whites being replaced is the fall of America…or some shit… I also like that the the girls are overly butchy, they are fit, they wear little skirts, flash their panties, and yelp and moan like they are taking huge cock with every swing…and hit…it’s magical… A few sluts in the Tennis scene were in bikinis… First up Eugenie Bouchard – from my hometown – making her a hometown hottie – even though I prefer her twin sister – the party slut….. Second up Caroline Wozniacki – Good times…. The post Eugenie Bouchard VS Caroline Wozniacki’s Tennis Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .