Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her french Canadian face… That said, she’s taken her tennis body, a body that’s not necessarily the hottest, because tennis chicks are all tall weirdos, but that is still fit and athletic, and hot enough to stare at, but my fetish really comes with watching women’s tennis, something I’ve always written about because I love the grunts, panty flashes and gracefullness…seeing girl’s feet aren’t really exciting to me – but foot fetish people are the fucking crazy about feet… Maybe you’re more into Eugenie Bouchard’s Tight Ass in a One Piece of the Day…. The post Eugenie Bouchard’s Feet and Crotch in Bikini of the Da y appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her french Canadian face… That said, she’s taken her tennis body, a body that’s not necessarily the hottest, because tennis chicks are all tall weirdos, but that is still fit and athletic, and hot enough to stare at, but my fetish really comes with watching women’s tennis, something I’ve always written about because I love the grunts, panty flashes and gracefullness…seeing girl’s feet aren’t really exciting to me – but foot fetish people are the fucking crazy about feet… Maybe you’re more into Eugenie Bouchard’s Tight Ass in a One Piece of the Day…. The post Eugenie Bouchard’s Feet and Crotch in Bikini of the Da y appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist… ESPN PORN So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement…. Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me. The post Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad… So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established.. It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this… Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives… Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy… Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years… Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy… Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples… Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes…. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter) Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples… Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did… Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site….. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .