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Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist… ESPN PORN So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement…. Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me. The post Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Uh Oh: Is Maino’s Girlfriend Planning To Sue The NYPD?

Posted on May 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BFxbFhVD225/?taken-by=maggiecarrie&hl=en   Maino‘s girlfriend, model Maggie Carrie Heckstall, was one of the people shot at T.I.’s Irving Plaza concert. Heckstall was hit in the leg and is now reportedly planning to sue those involved in the shooting, including the NYPD for how they treated her after the incident took place. Heckstall says that she has been questioned nonstop by law […]

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Mom Of The 4-Year Old Cincinnati Boy Who Fell Into A Gorilla Enclosure Speaks Out

Posted on May 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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A 4-year-old boy slipped into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo on Saturday which caused the gorilla to be shot and killed. Many people wondered where the boy’s mother was during the incident and how she let the boy fall into the pit. Michelle Gregg is now defending herself against online critics who are criticizing […]

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50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

50 Cents drops his 50 Cents on some airport worker who probably makes minimum wage, which according to 50 Cent and his bankruptcy is more than 50 Cents makes, but where people are offended is that he’s accusing the kid of being on drugs…and being representative of a lazy generation…when really the kid is probably just a half retard thanks to not using genetic programming to create superhumans and we still let ghetto trash poor people reproduce to fill up the housing project! If you know what I mean, the rich get richer or some shit.. The post 50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter at a Modern Family Event Has Fat Tits of the DAy

Posted on May 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter has big tits, despite having the breast reduction, making the world wonder what they’d look like if they were never reduced they just keep going and fucking going…like swamp monsters you want to feed off of, especially now that they’ve been reshaped…. She’s also got a round faced that makes the rest of her look like it is fat, but probably isn’t that fat, just fat by my standards, where everyone seems fat, surrounded by fat, in this fatter society that if it was 20 years ago, the celebrated girls wouldn’t be celebrated, they’d be working at Walmart due to their fat… The good news is that I know the industry is still vain and that fat pressure still exists…so we’re not done with skinny fit girls yet…not everyone is a lazy fucking pig.. The best thing about Ariel Winter, other than not being familiar with her show, seeing as I’ve never watched Modern Family, so that I’m not a creep who watched her puberty, like she was your neighbor’s daughter you want to fuck…is her tits, she knows this, we know this… The other best thing about her is how mad her fans get when I call her fat…they take it really fucking personally, so for them, I’ll say… CHECK OUT THIS PIG AND HER PIG TITS TOO BAD THIS ISN’T A PETTING ZOO WHERE YOU CAN THROW CAKE AT HER AND SEE HER GO CRAZY AND EAT IT ALL UP – ROLLING AROUND IN IT LIKE PIGS DO – FLESHY TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter at a Modern Family Event Has Fat Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Prank Call: Chet Has An Issue With Inappropriate Animal Behavior [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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On a trip to the zoo, Chet sees two male animals getting frisky and has a real big issue with that. He calls the higher-ups…

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Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THis video is amazing to me. Mainly because one of my favorite things in the world is crazy Christians. The kind who protest Adult stores. They kinds who think everything is the fucking devil and that society is doomed. The ones who are so deranged in their Christianity that they will do Non-Christian things to fight for Christianity…because they are so fucking misguided… Like this woman, who found rockstar Dad, who is some kind of Evangelical minister, which means he scams people out of money for fake healing because he understands how to manipulate desperate people, a lesson he taught his daughter Katy Perry, who is clearly the devil, as this woman who found his ministry points out… I like that she’s filmed the whole thing and uploaded it…maybe it’s a practical joke…or maybe…this is what she believes Jesus wants her to do..And I guess what it comes down to is how hilarious rock and roll minister’s neckpiece is…and I guess her passion and anger…I love “She is a Satanic Woman Who has Led Millions to Hell”… Sometimes, I forget people like this exist…in this porned up world…with internet access…I am amazed they still exist….I love….the “Your daughter is wicked”…As his daughter makes 120 million a year…more than he ever expected to make scamming people with his ministry…I am amazed people still believe in god…instead of just living a fun life… The post Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in a Cut Out Dress of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every time I see Selena Gomez’s Chemotherapy surviving, Lupus bloated face, I think of her little fake tits she got to balance out the rest of her, because girls love having tits, and sometimes, that means buying them… I also think about..this WOMAN WHO HOUSED DISABLED PEOPLE LIKE ZOO ANIMALS ….because she’s got a bit of a retard face…but I’m not hating… I know retards who sneak out of their homes and disappear for days at a time only to comeback pregnant…unclear on who knocked them up. This one retard I know had it happen to her 5 times…because retards are fucking horny… Not that Selena Gomez is a retard, she’s just a bratty, spoiled, self involved, well-trained, thanks to parents who said “fuck education, make our monkey dance, then sell her to Disney”…. But she is in a cut-out dress…showing body parts…for those of you who like glimpses of body parts… The post Selena Gomez in a Cut Out Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Vogue Brazil

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

See? I keep telling you guys that an endorsement from the Tuna goes a long way. Because first I name Alessandra Ambrosio our MILF of the Year for 2014, and then she lands the cover of Vogue Brazil . And I take full credit, obviously. I mean, it’s either that or the fact that she’s one of the hottest models to ever come out of the country. But who’s counting? Just shut up and enjoy the bonus dose of MILF goodness. You’re welcome, everyone.

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Kaysha Fitzgerald Will Fix You Real Good

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to my research, the hottie who’s currently making you drool all over your keyboard is Aussie model Kaysha Fitzgerald with a shoot she did for ZOO Magazine Australia . And I have to say, a lot of the photoshoots I post all look the same, but whoever had the idea to pair Kaysha’s funbags with power tools is a genius. Although I’m pretty sure somebody could lose an eye, if they’re not careful. And if I put my face any closer to my computer screen, it might even be me. I’d better get my safety goggles.

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