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Skin Links 9.18.18

Elsa Jean Gives A Massage And More To Her Crush Over at Nuru Massage Stefania Ferrario Braless in Sheer Long Shirt Sara Jean Underwood Posed Nude in a Cave! Reality Star Chloe Goodman Sizzling Hot Underboob Action (header image) All The Bare Runway Nips On London Fashion Week Models Naked Stretching Session! Nicole Kidman On #MeThree! Will Probably Make You Like Nicole Kidman Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day Kirsten Dunst Unveils Her Ginormous New Mom Cleavage… WOW! Robin Holzken Sexy Lingerie Picture Moment … read more

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Selena Gomez in a Cut Out Dress of the Day

Every time I see Selena Gomez’s Chemotherapy surviving, Lupus bloated face, I think of her little fake tits she got to balance out the rest of her, because girls love having tits, and sometimes, that means buying them… I also think about..this WOMAN WHO HOUSED DISABLED PEOPLE LIKE ZOO ANIMALS ….because she’s got a bit of a retard face…but I’m not hating… I know retards who sneak out of their homes and disappear for days at a time only to comeback pregnant…unclear on who knocked them up. This one retard I know had it happen to her 5 times…because retards are fucking horny… Not that Selena Gomez is a retard, she’s just a bratty, spoiled, self involved, well-trained, thanks to parents who said “fuck education, make our monkey dance, then sell her to Disney”…. But she is in a cut-out dress…showing body parts…for those of you who like glimpses of body parts… The post Selena Gomez in a Cut Out Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose VS Stretching Out Fabric of the Day

We can all agree that Amber Rose is a sex worker who lured in dumb rappers who like sex workers because all rappers love sex worker…and lure in men to hire sex workers is what sex workers do… But I guess they didn’t realize that some sex workers see opportunity, and it becomes more than just a financial arrangement….it becomes a marriage, because they can’t not maximize the situation presented to them….and when it all fails, they can go back to being a sex worker, this time more famous, so higher for hire rates can be charged…and if you dressed slutty enough the papaarazzi will pay attention.. Either way, here she is fighting with the strength of fabric.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Rose VS Stretching Out Fabric of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Stretching of the Day

Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.

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Ke$ha’s Cannibal Hits The Web

‘Listen to it,’ singer insists in a post on her website. By James Montgomery Ke$ha Photo: Venturelli/ Getty Images Ke$ha ‘s don’t-call-it-an-EP, do-call-it-a-companion-piece Cannibal doesn’t hit stores until Tuesday, but since roughly three-quarters of the songs are online already, she’s decided to just post the whole thing right now. Yes, fans can now hear all of Cannibal right now on Ke$ha’s website , and all they have to do is enter their Twitter handle, Facebook account or MySpace ID to do so. “This is my album premiere, and it’s top secret, and it’s really fun and it’s wild,” Ke$ha said in a message posted on her site (in which she is rather inexplicably dressed like Maverick from “Top Gun”). “Things are going to get crazy and a little awkward, it’ll be okay. Listen to it.” Yeah, seriously, listen to it. Because while most of Cannibal has already leaked — including, of course, first single “We R Who We R,” the banging, clanging “Sleazy,” the title track and the bumping club track “Blow” — there are still plenty of moments to discover. Look for “The Harold Song,” which sees Ke$ha ditch her snarling shtick to lament over a lost love; “Crazy Beautiful Life,” where she looks back on how far she’s come — from her days as a “sh–ty waitress” to an internationally famous pop star — over a beat lifted from an old NES; “Grow A Pear,” a kiss-off to “a dude with a vag”; and “C U Next Tuesday,” an angry swipe at a scumbag guy who won’t ditch his ex. Loaded with glitchy beats and coated in a slick lacquer of Auto-Tune, Cannibal follows in the footsteps of Ke$ha’s breakthrough Animal but also finds her stretching her legs, both as a songwriter and a singer. It’s a companion piece to that album and a capper on the past (very hectic) year of her life. Like Ke$ha said, things get a little bit crazy, and a little awkward, but you should most definitely listen. And then get ready for whatever she does next. Have you checked out Cannibal yet? Share your reviews in the comments! Related Artists Ke$ha

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Victoria Silvstedt Stretches Out Her tight Body

I’m not really use to seeing Victoria Silvstedt do anything other than hang out on some rich old dudes yacht in her little bikini , so I’m a little thrown by these shots of her stretching out her tight body in a field somewhere. I have no idea where she is, it looks like a vacant lot, but I like what she’s trying to do here, if hot women want to stretch in public this is exactly the kind of outfit they should have to wear. A hot girl stretching uniform. Call your congressman.

Cheryl Burke Stretching her Fat Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day

Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day, whether in LA or on the beach of St Barths or really anywhere they go they most they get done is shopping..I mean Lohan doesn’t even suck dick anymore, making these stretches pretty useless and remidn me of my horrible wife who complains of sports type injuries like sprains and pulled muscles from walking from the kitchen to the couch….cuz she’s fat…only the Lohan’s are the anorexic version of that laziness…something I would much rather jerk off on…and here are the pics… Pics via Bauer

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Pixie Lott FHM Magazine Pictures

Here’s my new favorite British singer Pixie Lott on the cover of FHM magazine’s music issue showing off her long legs and sweet tits, who gives a shit about the music? This chick is super cute and she’s a good example of the power of a good brassiere. I think I love her.

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