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Now that Cameron Diaz is older than most of our parents, getting non-airbrushed pictures of her isn’t the treat it used to be, but if you’re going to do it this is how. First get her into some tight yoga pants because her body is still pretty awesome, a sexy pair of giant wrinkle-covering sunglasses and this is the really important part….. Are you writing this down? Be sure to set up your tripod a minimum of fifty yards away from her at all times. Done.

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Some Ashlee Simpson Leg in Pantyhose of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashlee Simpson was spotted pantsless in public. It can only be assumed that she’s not wearing pants because her husband is a queer and she craves any male attention she can get, figuring that if she’s not wearing pants, people will look at her like they want to fuck her, something she’s not used to since it’s been excuse after excuse after she got pregnant, as Wentz was eager to impregnate her when he was using her as a vessel for his ego to leave a legacy behind in this world, and all that ended once he succeeded because he could go back to fucking boys…..or maybe she’s just airing out he mom pussy cuz since it’s been stretched the fuck out, it gets clammy and uncomfortable when you try to stuff it into woman’s underwear….and what it really comes down to is who the fuck cares and what the fuck do I know about Ashlee Simpson pantless, I just know it’s a hell of a lot better than Pete Wentz pantsless at the gay bar you walked into cuz you didn’t know it was a gay bar and stayed because you really needed a drink. Pics via Fame