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Cameron Diaz In Her Old Yoga Pants

Posted on October 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Cameron Diaz is older than most of our parents, getting non-airbrushed pictures of her isn’t the treat it used to be, but if you’re going to do it this is how. First get her into some tight yoga pants because her body is still pretty awesome, a sexy pair of giant wrinkle-covering sunglasses and this is the really important part….. Are you writing this down? Be sure to set up your tripod a minimum of fifty yards away from her at all times. Done.

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Cameron Diaz Gets Sexy For Something

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s really hard for me to say this, but I think I’ve got some half decent pictures of Cameron Diaz . I know that sounds pretty shocking, she’s older than most of your parents, but I think that’s exactly what’s happening here. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s wearing short shorts or that she’s hanging out next to a pretty awesome dune-buggy, I don’t know, but I like the way things have worked out. Obviously these pictures don’t make any sense to me, why would an adult diaper company want pictures next to a dune-buggy? That’s what these are right?

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Caprice Shows Her Old Lady Cleavage

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what happened to Caprice but she used to be the hottest thing out there. Now she looks like an old lady you’d see in South Beach with fake tits. I’d still hit it for old time sake but she needs to take it easy on the needles. Women should only do plastic surgery in their late 50s or 60s not at 39.

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