Source: SplashNews / Splash News Karrueche Enjoys A Weekend At Miami Beach If there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that Karrueche will make her way to Miami at some point every year for some R&R! Source: SplashNews / Splash News This weekend she brought her buns out for some sunning and to celebrate the birthday of her bestie J. Ryan. View this post on Instagram Little mama loves the beach A post shared by karrueche (@karrueche) on May 13, 2019 at 12:19pm PDT View this post on Instagram Another glorious year for you! We’ve spent many birthdays together but I think this one tops the cake hehehee Happy Birthday @jryanjl! Love you A post shared by karrueche (@karrueche) on May 13, 2019 at 11:09am PDT Hit the flip for more photos from her trip.
Source: Miami-Dade PD / Miami-Dade PD Yes you read that headline correctly. A man was poked up by someone with no hands in South Beach, Miami. According to police reports, a Florida native with no arms stabbed a man from Chicago who was visiting Miami. Jonathan Crenshaw apparently got into a dispute with a 22-year-old and stabbed him with twice with scissors. Crenshaw, a local personality known for painting with no arms, used his feet to do the crime. Victim Cesar Coronado claims he simply asked him for some directions prior to the attack. Crenshaw had an entirely different version of the story saying he acted in self-defense when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head. The homeless artist has a long history of run-ins with the law including battery against police officers. Coronado was admitted to a local medical facility for punctures to ironically his arms. Crenshaw awaits trial while behind bars at Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center . Via Raw Story Photo: Miami-Dade PD
We had our friend Jesy Johnston test out our other friend Q-Bong’s product while in South Beach…all on stepGIRLS2 snapchat – because we are into doing friendly things with friendly people. It’s some Mr Rogers Sesame street – we are all god’s people so long as you look good in a bikini shit….. This is how PRODUCT demos and Product Reviews NEED to be Done…. Q bong is a device for drinking, and I fucking love drinking, whether it’s frat boy drinking, or in the gutter in a ditch somewhere drinking, as long as there is drinking I am happy… You see I am drunkenstepfather, so anything even remotely alcholic, from Rubbing Alcohol to rotting vegetables…I’m into getting it into me as fast as possible… So with Q-Bong – you fill up a reservoir, SQUEEZE bulb that pressurizes it, open the valve and take on an alochol facial ideally down your throat like a good girl, as fast as you fucking can…. BRILLIANT…I know…and it’s also good to get other people drunk, because you know what happens when other people get drunk, just make sure they consent on video before you do anything stupid. Party Boy… GET YOURSELF SOME Q-BONG NOW CLICK HERE The post Jesy Johnston’ stepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover for Q-Bong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess Brittny Gastineau has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Rosie Perez Quits ‘The View’ After Being Forced To Apologize To Kelly Osbourne F*** the ABC executives as a station, a staff and a muthaf***in’ crew. Surely you haven’t forgotten that Kelly Osbourne put her racist cankles in her mouth last week on live TV when she suggested that Donald Trump shouldn’t champion immigration reform because there would not be any latino people to clean his toilets. Well, it appears that Kelly’s comments have resulted in Rosie Perez’s early resignation from the s#!t show known as “The View” Via DailyMail Rosie Perez canceled her last appearances on The View after being forced to apologize to Kelly Osbourne for her anger at her co-star’s racist remark about Latinos, Daily Mail Online can reveal exclusively today. Rosie refused to turn up for her two, final live shows last week and skipped several, pre-taped appearances after having an intense blow-up with ABC executives over Kelly’s on-air comment. Kelly, 30, caused outrage after asking: ‘If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?’ during a Hot Topics segment about Donald Trump’s poll numbers within the community last Tuesday. A silence fell over the studio audience as other co-hosts were clearly taken aback. After a pause, Rosie, who has Puerto Rican heritage, mumbled: ‘Oh, that’s not… oh, no!’ and shook her head in disbelief. Sounds like an extremely reserved response on Rosie’s part considering extremely disrespectful nature of what the chubby white jawn said. When the cameras cut away, the daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and The Talk co-host Sharon Osbourne burst into tears. ‘Everyone is going to think I’m racist. I can’t believe this,’ she cried, as producers of the show and her personal handlers ran to her side. At the time, ABC execs cornered Rosie during the break and demanded she apologize to Kelly in the last segment of the live broadcast, a source told Daily Mail Online. The show resumed and the topic wasn’t addressed again until the end of the show. During the last segment, Rosie started with: ‘I want to apologize to this young woman once again for being very sensitive.’ Kelly asked: ‘Why? You had every right.’ Why the F*** did Rosie owe the chubby white jawn an apology?!?! Daily Mail Online has learned that ABC executives then gathered in Rosie’s room and demanded that she tweet an apology to her co-star. She told them: ‘I’ve already done more than enough by apologizing on air,’ before a loud argument took place. The source added: ‘She and the ABC executives had it out. She was yelling at them at the top of her lungs that their demands were disrespectful. ‘They were telling her that she better do exactly as they said. It was an ugly scene and Rosie was crying uncontrollably and outraged.’ Rosie posted a tweet on her official account, which read: ‘My apologies @KellyOsbourne, I took your point wrong-#Trump #Latinos. My bad. Your heart is so pure & righteous. I adore you. @TheView.’ After the Twitter post, Rosie then declared that she was ‘done with this f****** show’ and told the executives ‘to kiss her a**’ before storming out of the building and vowing never to return to ‘this s***hole of a place!’ If you’re keeping score at home, the racist tugboat commonly known as Kelly Osbourne is still employed by ABC after uttering a terribly offensive diatribe about latin people, and Rosie Perez, a latina woman, no longer has a job because she was angry at what Kelly said. ‘Merica. SMMFH. Image via YouTube
The Hottest Single Moms In The World If you spend enough time on Twitter you’ll see plenty of men saying how they don’t want anything to do with women who already have kids. As if single moms are some sort of curse on human civilization. You’ve seen people speak adamantly against dating women with kids and while that’s fine for them in theory, in practice it’s a whole other monster. You won’t date a single mom? Say that to these women.
Kylie Jenner Hits Sugar Factory Red Carpet In Miami Kylie Jenner is still jailbait for a little over a month, but that isn’t stopping her from snatching a page out of her older sisters’ style book and flaunting her underage curves like a full grown woman. The baby of the Kardashian-Jenner family made an appearance at the grand opening of Sugar Factory on South Beach, wearing a sheer black number with an extremely high split and a seriously deep plunge: Hmmm….she’s looking a whole lot like big sis Kimmy these days, isn’t she? Hit the flip for more flicks of Kylie’s barely there black dress. Hopefully no one from “To Catch A Predator” is monitoring your clicks… SplashNews
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Wow…one rapper whose lyrics are 100% authentic. Bobby Shmurda Indicted As Suspected Narcotics Gang Leader Bobby Shmurda was taken into police custody yesterday on then-unspecified drug charges, spawning hilarious memes at his expens e. But now that the NYPD has released the details on his indictment, the matter may have just gotten very serious. Unfortunately, the Brooklyn rapper has spelled out some of the exact charges the NYPD is bringing against him — though he is still pleading not guilty. Via TMZ : Rapper Bobby Shmurda was a “driving force” in a gang that committed murders and other violent crimes … this according to NY prosecutors. Prosecutors from the NYC Special Narcotics Office just released their indictment, claiming more than 15 defendants committed a variety of crimes, including murder, attempted murder, assault and drug dealing. Bobby himself was charged with conspiracy to commit murder but not the murder itself and a few other weapon and drug charges. Bobby — who at one time called himself “Two Socks Bobby” — is charged with firing a gun at a group of people outside a barber shop. Prosecutors say “socks” is code for firearms. According to the indictment, members of the gang used other code words, including “suntan,” which means shooting someone. The complaint says Bobby confessed to a fellow gang member, “You know I suntan him and shot, do issues, you know what’s going on.” Prosecutors also say the ring dealt heavily in narcotics, with a pattern of violence that spread from Brooklyn to South Beach, Florida. The D.A. says the violence was so prevalent, it turned Brooklyn into a shooting gallery. Bobby pled not guilty to all charges Thursday in NYC. He’s being held on $2 million bail. Wow. When keeping it real goes wrong… TMZ
