Martyna Smulkyt has more than just a HOT name. I know SMUL KIT sounds like Small Kit…which is conveniently what you are equipped with….right? Or maybe the Small Kit is what she calls her pussy when seducing sugar daddies, with sexts like “let my SMUL KIT grab your cock like it is some sort of fat predator trying to break into a basement through a small window – barely fitting”…you know sexy talk like that that really gets a dude going…or paying…not to imply she’s a sex worker. Her pics do that for themselves! The post Martyna Smulkyt Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Despite popular belief – DILLON DUCHESNE – is not actually a Duchess. She’s not royalty. She’s not Megan Markle…not that anything DILLON DUCHESNE does warrants popular belief or popular opinion. She has 15k followers on social media so she barely exists. No one is thinking DILLON DUCHESNE is a Duchess. I just wrote that because I am given very little information about the context of these photoshoots, so I automatically assume it is some gil trying to get attention, because why else would she get in front of a camera like that, average girls are insecure and hate having their pic taken, so those who are doing photoshoots they legit prep for are a little too eager, confident, narcisstic, into themselves for my liking. With a real DEEP dive into DILLON DUCHESNE (looking at her IG, where she calls herself Dill Pickle, which is more a tribute to things she’s willing to insert for the right dollar amount on her private snap) I’ve found nothing worth mentioning. Oh right, she’s a “model” with a “agent” who does “photoshoots”…. So I can either critique the photoshoot itself, you know for being boring, I can critique society as a whole for encouraging this shit, I can try to relate to it with personal stories of photoshoots I’ve been on, or sex workers I’ve known, or I can talk about her last name in the dumbest of ways… I guess you know which angle I went with. Lots of planning goes into each and every one of these here posts. The post Dillon Duchesne Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicki: I’ve decided to retire #FENDI : pic.twitter.com/MGyklOBHoY — Rizzi (@lulRizzi) September 26, 2019 Nicki Minaj Ends Retirement, Shatters Twitter In a shocker to absolutely no one, Nicki Minaj returned to Rap (kinda) with feature verses on PnB Rock & Murda Beatz collab “Fendi” and DaBaby track “iPhone” off his upcoming album . Of course she sorta kinda totally lied but we already knew she wasn’t leaving the Barbz and her strong urge to scream into a podcast mic behind. Well, at least not in 2019. So nicki lied about retiring …. pic.twitter.com/f29UajZaQL — el.savv (@elsavv_) September 25, 2019 Peep the hilarious hysteria over Nicki’s un-shocking un-retirement on the flip.
View this post on Instagram Been off the grid quietly working… @thebwapparel A post shared by Bow wow (@shadmoss) on Sep 12, 2019 at 12:36pm PDT Bow Wow’s Greatest Thirst Traps We can never get enough of Bow Wow’s social media shenanigans that range from corny to extremely corny but we’ve also discovered a treasure trove of fun-sized thirst traps on his Instagram that we’re sure are appreciated by someone–well, at least we hope so. Why Bow insists on posting shirtless thirst traps , we may never know, but we compiled his greatest hits for your workday cackles. View this post on Instagram Miami Georgia A post shared by Bow wow (@shadmoss) on Jul 19, 2018 at 9:08pm PDT Hit the flip for a gallery of Bow Wow’s fun-sized thirst traps.
Bella Thorne is showing off the now trendy way to pose in a bikini. On her knees. I guess this is inspired by porn girls rocking their private snapchats / cam sites…this pose is all too familiar…and seems trashy, sleazy and thus great…. A girl on her knees is a sexual image to you perverts….but you gotta keep in mind it’s also the way a girl prays when at church…therefore this may not be a product of the mainstream-ification of pornography…. I am convinced there will be a big going back to god like they were Bieber, Baldwin, Gomez and the Jenners….who live vapid and empty, morally disgusting lives, that leave a stain on society and that go against any and all moral code of society… but go to church cuz they are just that fucked up… I think finding god will be a trend that will happen to all the IG girls after they stop getting naked, going TRANS, fighting #metoo shit, and pretending to be feminists with their tits out… Or maybe the on your knees bikini post makes asses look rounder, fatter, cuz the heels push them out and up…and is a timeless pose girls are HYPED they can post without alienating the same people who hire them. Who cares. The post Bella Thorne On her Knees for a Bikini Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Faith Schroder pretending to be a lingerie model, because anyone can be a lingerie model thanks to being rich brats with a dad who was on TV in the 80s, long before they were born, making them the losers in their class, camps, and whatever else rich LA kids do…cuz the other kids had dads who weren’t teen hearthrobs 20 years earlier..but actually important and powerful people…which I guess made these ones work harder, and work in LA means strip down and pretend you’re a hot, slutty, PLAYBOY looking model…despite looking like you have FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME…cuz a body, even on F.A.S….can be appreciated in all it’s hungry for attention cuz their Hollywood life was tainted by their Hollywood Loser dad….but at least they’ve had their GROUPIE stage parent mom there to take them to all their important meetings to improve themselves and their skills…like the dermatologist who fills up their busted faces…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Faith Schroder Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cindy Bruna with her nipples out at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball event….. Cindy Bruna is some ethnic Victoria’s Secret model because they need that in order to lie about being inclusive, diverse, multi-cultural, when all of us know hot pussy has no ethnicity…it’s just hot pussy. In keeping with the Victoria’s Secret school of modelling, she’s at an event tits out, so people get a sense of her and her name, so that when they get her working more aggressively for them, she’ll already be in a position to push product…which they need because they are drowning thanks to being to total opposite of everything the young public is into….like bras…and sexualizing hot chicks to sell bras… But they are a multi billion dollar brand and can buy their way into all of your hearts! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Brook is the good kind of fat cuz she comes with monster fucking tits. Where that the fatter she gets, the fatter her tits get, and that is some plus sized symptom I can get behind and endorse, even if I think fat girls and fat empowerment is total misinformation… Not to mention, this ball of fucking female hormones, is in her fucking 40s at this point, so she really doesn’t stand much of a chance fighting the rest of her body playing catch-up to her tits, something it’s been wanting to do since she broke her first D cup bra for being too busy back in High School…eventually you sort of just have to accept it and embrace it…this is your body…and use the tits as hard as she can to offset the disgusting of the fat we all hate…except when it’s inside a tit… The point of this is to say…she’s got huge tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook Obesity Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: ENT / Splash News Stevie J And Faith Evans Bring Their Newlywed Love To LHHATL Newlyweds Stevie J and Faith Evans talk about their journey to the altar, and Tokyo defends Spice when she gets shocking feedback about her look. Mimi calls the police with danger looming too close too home. Watch the first six minutes of the new episode below. Watch back to back new episodes on the premiere of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta tonight at 8/7c followed by Love & Hip Hop Miami on VH1!
