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Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Booty

Jessica Simpson may not be the household name she was back in the day anymore, but here’s my former #1 favorite busty blonde posting topless bikini pictures from the pool, just like the good old days. And I’m telling you, if Jessica keeps this up, I think she could make a serious hotness comeback. Maybe even go from the C-list back up to the B-list. Here’s hoping.

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Meet Hottie Taylor Howard

I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the hot nobodies and wannabe models out there, but first off, there’s a lot of them. And second, I’m really lazy. Point is, this is the first I’m seeing of  Taylor Howard here, but after this five-alarm pants fire of a lingerie photoshoot, it definitely won’t be the last. I can promise you that. Enjoy! » view all 15 photos

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Cara Delevingne’s Sideboob For Puma

OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you were expecting when you heard I had new pictures of  Cara Delevingne playing with her kitty. But come on, this is a family site, and Cara’s modeling for Puma, not your perverted fantasies. That said, we still got a little sideboob out of it so at least this photoshoot wasn’t a total wash. Enjoy. Continue reading

Alexis Ren Works Hard At Shaking Her Booty

I know there’s a lot of hot nobodies out there, but I’ve always been impressed by how hard  Alexis Ren here works. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I’m not. Posting booty videos and pictures on social media practically 24/7 takes dedication, perseverance, and a killer body — the three main qualities I admire most in a woman. Well, that and not laughing in my face when I tell them I still live with my mom. Still, three out of four ain’t bad! Continue reading

Bella Hadid Does Terry

Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that  Bella Hadid only had one go-to look , and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine , and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore. » view all 15 photos

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Sara Jean Underwood’s “Classy” Leg Spread

Out of all the hot nobodies and Insta-wannabes I post on this site, I’m pretty sure  Sara Jean Underwood has to be my favorite. So I have no clue how she hasn’t managed to land herself a rich boyfriend/meal ticket yet. Come on. Just look at how elegant and classy she is! What rich billionaire wouldn’t be interested in this? I mean, if spreading your legs in a bikini and pouring bottled water all over yourself isn’t classy, then I guess I just don’t know what is.

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Danielle Sellers And Sabine Jemeljanova’s Naughty Xmas

We’re only a couple days away from Christmas, and in case you still need a little help getting into the spirit of things, let’s celebrate with one of my favorite annual traditions: two busty hot nobodies doing a sexy Christmas-themed lingerie shoot. This year, it’s  Danielle Sellers and Sabine Jemeljanova ‘s turn. And it’s making me think maybe I should revise my wish list to include these two. What? It could happen. I’ve been a good blogger this year. I haven’t called anyone chunky or ugly in weeks.

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Cassie Scerbo Is White Hot

I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the up-and-coming hot nobodies and D-list celebrities out there, but I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t have known who this  Cassie Scerbo chick was if I didn’t look her up. According to my sources, she’s in the Sharknado movies (I’m guessing she plays the designated “hot one”), which means she’s not quite famous enough to get followed around by the paps 24/7, but just famous enough to ignore my marriage requests on Twitter. Anyway, here she is at some special screening looking white hot, and really, how much more do you need to know? Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Cassie Scerbo Is White Hot

Meet Model Devon Windsor

OK, enough Oscar talk. It’s time to forget about all that frivolous Hollywood self-congratulating BS for another year and get back to what’s really important: hot nobodies in bikinis. So here’s  Devon Windsor at the beach in Miami, and if you ask me, the Victoria’s Secret hottie put on one hell of a show for the paps. Bravo! Here’s hoping she follows it up with an encore… Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jess Impiazzi’s Impressive Side Boob

In case anybody out there is still wondering why I do so many posts on hot wannabes all the time, this sideboob from  Jess Impiazzi ought to speak for itself. Because see, the great thing about busty reality stars and hot nobodies like Jess is that since they never have any actual work to do, they can just show up to parties and dinners and premieres looking hot 24/7 instead. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading