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More Brittny Gastineau Busting Out Of A Swimsuit

I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess  Brittny Gastineau  has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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WTF Happened To Heidi Montag’s Hotness?

So much for that triumphant hotness comeback of  Heidi Montag ‘s that I predicted a while back … It looks like that lasted even shorter than Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame. Because after seeing her at WE tv’s The Evolution of Relationship Reality Shows red carpet, I’m not sure what’s sadder — what’s happened to one of my former favorite hot nobodies, or that someone dedicated a whole night to celebrating her and her loser husband’s lame reality shows. Either way, let’s just move on. This whole thing is way too depressing. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Three Grandmothers Smoke Pot For The First Time

I know this is a break from our regularly-scheduled programming of hot nobodies in lingerie and celebrity MILFs, but after years of failed Twitter marriage proposals, I figured it was about time I mixed things up a bit. And this video of three grandmothers smoking pot for the first time is straight-up hilarious. So give your pants region a rest for once and check it out. There’s a first time for everything. Continue reading

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Red Hot

OK, so I know it’s not exactly the bikini shots or leggings pictures or short shorts we’ve been seeing from Alessandra Ambrosio recently, or for that matter, the lingerie and/or topless pictures I’ve been crossing my fingers for. But even so, everyone’s favorite supermodel MILF was looking red hot at the Venice Film Festival the other night. Who knew one of the world’s hottest models could clean up so nice? Oh wait, everybody. Still, enjoy. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Millie Mackintosh’s Leg Show

Even I have a hard time keeping track of all the hot nobodies out there and it’s my full-time job, so I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Millie Mackintosh before this, but apparently she’s another British reality TV star. Anyway, here she is leaving some club and blocking her face from the paps, but luckily, you don’t need to see her face to appreciate her legs and body. And after looking her up, I’m pretty sure it’s actually better this way. And yes, that’s my professional opinion. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Millie Mackintosh’s Leg Show

Even I have a hard time keeping track of all the hot nobodies out there and it’s my full-time job, so I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Millie Mackintosh before this, but apparently she’s another British reality TV star. Anyway, here she is leaving some club and blocking her face from the paps, but luckily, you don’t need to see her face to appreciate her legs and body. And after looking her up, I’m pretty sure it’s actually better this way. And yes, that’s my professional opinion. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Anna Kelle

In today’s edition of hot nobodies and fake bikini “candids,” here’s Anna Kelle pretending not to notice the guys with cameras watching her lose her bikini top. According to my research, Anna here is on some MTV reality show in the UK called The Valleys , which makes sense, since all the bustiest ones always seem to be British reality stars. Anyway, I obviously approve of shots like this and since all reality shows are fake anyway to begin with, I’m willing to pretend not to notice these are staged and just enjoy them for what they are: pictures of a super-hot busty nobody in a bikini. And I recommend you all do the same. Photos: Fameflynet

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Metisha Schaefer’s Sexy Bikini Pictures

It’s time for the latest installment of everybody’s favorite regular feature on the site: hot nobodies in bikinis at the beach. And today’s lucky winner is Metisha Schaefer , who according to her website is a German model and aspiring actress. In which case, I’ve got good news for her, because thanks to the Tuna Bump, many of the girls I’ve posted on the site have gone on to bigger and better things. That’s right, I’m talking about getting hit on by a blogger via Twitter. So congratulations Metisha, you’ve officially hit the big time. Photos: Fameflynet

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Nicole Aniston Cools Off In Her Bikini

I know I’ve written a lot about the genius behind 138 Water before, but since we’ve all been enjoying these photoshoots of hot nobodies posing with fake bottled water almost as much as I’m sure he has, here’s the deal: we’re going to help keep the act going. So enjoy this awesome and completely legitimate advertising shoot of porn star and 2013 Penthouse Pet of the Year Nicole Aniston pouring water all over herself. I promise you guys that this ad campaign is every bit as real as those funbags. Photos: Fameflynet

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Danielle Sharp Hot for Front Magazine of the Day

Front Magazine is doing things right…They are finding hot nobodies and turning them into their own celebrities….probably paying them very little…but making them get topless in the process…usually showing off some rocking fucking tits, reminding us that real celebrities are a fucking headache, especially when there are hot eager everyday chicks who want to be famous willing to a lot for exposure…..I dig it…especially when the tits involved are so abnormally huge…..and amazing….

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