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Sofia Vergara’s Amazing Booty In Tight Leather Pants!

So apparently USA held something called Modern Family “Fan Appreciation Day,” which meant getting Sofia Vergara to show off her booty in a pair of tight leather pants. And for some reason, I wasn’t invited. What gives? Everybody knows that I’m the #1 fan, and I’m not talking about the show. I’m talking about Sofia’s amazing booty. I’ve been following it for years, and I’ve seen everything it’s ever been in. Usually three or four times. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Keyara Should Only Wear Bikinis!

Here’s my new favorite singer/”actress”/fake bottled water model Keyara back in another awesome bikini shoot . Once again though, that bikini of hers can barely contain her massive funbags. Luckily, I think I can be of service. You might not know this about me, but in addition to my PhD in celebrity blogging, I also minored in handbra studies. Sure, it was mostly theoretical, but I’ve been waiting for that liberal arts degree to finally pay off. » view all 11 photos Fameflynet

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Keyara Should Only Wear Bikinis!

Here’s my new favorite singer/”actress”/fake bottled water model Keyara back in another awesome bikini shoot . Once again though, that bikini of hers can barely contain her massive funbags. Luckily, I think I can be of service. You might not know this about me, but in addition to my PhD in celebrity blogging, I also minored in handbra studies. Sure, it was mostly theoretical, but I’ve been waiting for that liberal arts degree to finally pay off. » view all 11 photos Fameflynet

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WTF! Joanna Krupa Is Not Stripping At The Strip Club!

Now here’s some exciting news: Joanna Krupa hosted the fourth anniversary party for the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas. But for some reason, hosting duties for a strip club party apparently don’t include stripping, which makes no sense to me. What better way could there possibly be to celebrate someone’s anniversary than with Joanna getting naked? That’s how I hope to celebrate mine with the future ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. Fingers crossed. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Tiffany Toth Cools Off!

That’s right, we’ve got yet another Playboy Playmate modeling for this damn fake bottled water company. This time it’s Tiffany Toth . You know, with all the free press I’ve been giving these guys, I feel like they should start sponsoring the site or do something to compensate me. And since I don’t drink water, instead of sending over a free case, I was thinking they could just send over Tiffany instead. That seems fair, doesn’t it? » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Courtney Stodden’s Busts Out In NUTS

Here’s my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden showing off her massive new funbags in Nuts . And while I’m obviously loving the spread, just because Courtney was on an episode or two of Celebrity Big Brother UK before getting kicked off doesn’t mean that now the Brits get to claim her for their own. They’ve already got enough famous busty blonde nobodies, and I — okay, we — saw her first. So hands off and respect the dibs. This one’s ours.

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Nicole Aniston Cools Off In Her Bikini

I know I’ve written a lot about the genius behind 138 Water before, but since we’ve all been enjoying these photoshoots of hot nobodies posing with fake bottled water almost as much as I’m sure he has, here’s the deal: we’re going to help keep the act going. So enjoy this awesome and completely legitimate advertising shoot of porn star and 2013 Penthouse Pet of the Year Nicole Aniston pouring water all over herself. I promise you guys that this ad campaign is every bit as real as those funbags. Photos: Fameflynet

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