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Catsh*t Cheeto: Donald Trump’s Craziest Moments From His Zany Press Conference

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Sucker For Love: Rob Kardashian Would Bypass Prenup To Marry Blac Chyna

Rob Kardashian So Sprung Blac Chyna May Not Have To Sign Prenup Rob Kardashian is either way more whipped on Blac Chyna than we realized, or he’s flat out stupid — at least if the latest tabloid stories are true. According to RadarOnline.com Rob has informed the Kardashian Klan that he wants “nothing to do with a prenup” when it comes to matrimony-dom with Blac Chyna. “He’s so desperate and determined to get her to marry him, he’s offered to go without a prenup,” an insider said. “This has gone down like a lead balloon with the family, who are terrified of Chyna’s gold-digging reputation.” “He’s so insecure he just doesn’t think she’ll marry him with a prenup,” said the source, “but no one can convince him otherwise.” Yikes… Do you believe this one? We’d like to think Kris Jenner would NEVER allow such a thing, but then again, Chyna definitely snuck her way into the family AND had the first Kardashian grandchild while the others were looking the other way. Speaking of that grandbaby, Rob posted this cute shot of Lovie Kris with little Dream earlier this week. Super cute right? Hit the flip to see why Rob is so eager to get Chyna locked down Instagram

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WTF! Joanna Krupa Is Not Stripping At The Strip Club!

Now here’s some exciting news: Joanna Krupa hosted the fourth anniversary party for the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas. But for some reason, hosting duties for a strip club party apparently don’t include stripping, which makes no sense to me. What better way could there possibly be to celebrate someone’s anniversary than with Joanna getting naked? That’s how I hope to celebrate mine with the future ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. Fingers crossed. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Heidi Montag Is A Busty Stripper

Here is Heidi Montag hosting the Crazy Horse Gentlemen ‘s Club’s 3 year anniversary and she made sure to bring along the girls.I guess you have to when you are making appearances at strip clubs. I don’t think she performed, but I’m pretty sure in a couple of years she’ll graduate to being a full fledged adult entertainer. Fingers crossed.

New Neil Young and Crazy Horse video: Oh Susanna

Video: Neil Young & Crazy Horse – “Oh Susannah” I love Neil, but my biggest issue with him lately is that ever since his longtime producer David Briggs died in 1995 Neil has favored a spontaneous type of songwriting and recording that has all but buried any sense of craftsmanship. Neil’s best moments have always Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Glorious Noise Discovery Date : 01/05/2012 03:09 Number of articles : 2

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CIA, Defense Dept. Sued Over Kathryn Bigelow’s Osama Bin Laden Movie, Naturally

The conservative “watchdog” group Judicial Watch has sued the CIA and the Defense Department, alleging a failure to comply with requests to know what was discussed in consultations with Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal about the Hurt Locker duo’s follow-up charting the hunt for Osama bin Laden. Great. In a nutshell: JW sent a Freedom of Information Act request about the meetings — themselves merely alleged at this point — to determine what classified details (if any) about the bin Laden mission were shared with the Oscar winners. Both organizations failed to respond in the 20-business-day window required by FOIA, and so… yeah. Now there is a lawsuit. I can’t even deal. Here, from TheWrap : As of January 12, the DoD and the CIA “have failed to produce any records responsive to plaintiff’s requests or demonstrate that responsive records are exempt from production,” the suit says. “Nor have they indicated whether or when they will produce any responsive records.” In addition to information regarding the alleged meetings and communications, Judicial Watch is also seeking compensation for attorneys’ fees and other legal costs related to the lawsuit. The filing of the suit comes less than two weeks after Congressman Peter King, senior Republican on the Homeland Security Committee, said the Office of the Inspector General at Defense was launching an investigation over the alleged meetings. Washington! Getting Things Done Since Never.™ Anyway, Bigelow and Boal have specifically responded to King’s pseudo-pissed hotdogging before, and this is all just another compulsion of the “small-government” elite to control everything, up to and including the Stop Online Privacy Act, in the name of national security and jobs jobs jobs that 10 percent of you don’t even have and won’t even have as long as the Dept. of Defense is shuffling FOIA requests about Kathryn Bigelow movies in with all that private contracting it still has yet to do abroad (think of the hundreds of personnel who’ll be hired to install much-needed porta-potties in hot spots in and around Afghanistan) and the House of Representatives has some jowly wraith from Long Island stomping all over D.C. inveighing against God only knows what irrelevant bullshit while the culture at large seethes with resentment and while today’s sprawling Web blackouts remind you how helpless you are to see, create and share anything without some mega-institution first authorizing it, whether it’s Wikipedia or the CIA or Congress or some bozo-cabal calling itself “Judicial Watch” pinning its legitimacy to whether or not a Defense Dept. intern bothers to make a few photocopies before his shift ends and he runs off to get high and play video games or whatever it is kids do these days when they’re not shamelessly conscripted into war or debt or The Devil Inside or the next new hopelessness of 21st-century American life. Seriously — just feel safer already! Someone’s looking out for you! And by “someone,” I mean “not a fucking soul.” [ TheWrap ]

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Finally, a Critic Who Really Gets The Iron Lady

Spoiler alert? “I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the preoccupation the director shows with Maggie’s shoes. There are so many shoe-shots in the film, it’s downright laughable. When she leaves number 10 for the last time, the shot lingers long enough on Streep’s walking feet it made me wonder if there was a shoe fetishist behind the camera. She wasn’t Imelda Marcos, after all. And the final scene of the movie: Maggie washes out her teacup in the sink. How tragic! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! The filmmakers could not resist that final, petty, hate-filled blow.” [ Big Hollywood ]

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Golden Globe Winner Octavia Spencer is So Over the ‘Sassy Black Woman’ Parts

Now that Golden Globe winner Octavia Spencer ‘s sitting pretty with her Best Supporting Actress trophy, the L.A. Times breaks out a choice quote from an October visit to the set of her Sundance 2012 pic Smashed : “You do a movie like [ The Help ] to get a movie like this,” she said of her new film, which sees her go from spitting retorts and baking special pies as The Help ‘s Minny to helping Mary Elizabeth Winstead battle alcoholism. “It’s nice… to play roles when I’m not just a sassy black woman.” Hear, hear. Now let’s get Spencer the Oscar , already. [ LAT ]

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Consider Uggie, Day 51: Artist Wonder Dog Visits Ellen, Facebook Following Hits 6K

Seeing Uggie, the Artist ‘s celebrated Jack Russell terrier, onstage Sunday night at the Golden Globes might have been enough to placate some observers who’ve demonstrated an interest in the wonder dog’s awards-season recognition . But for most who’ve joined the “Consider Uggie” chorus — 6,218 fans and counting — our mission is only getting started. We’ve seen the most measurable growth at both Movieline’s “Consider Uggie” Facebook page and the Weinstein Company’s @Uggie_theArtist Twitter feed, the latter of which in particular has become a comprehensive clearing house for all the #ConsiderUggie news and developments you can stand. And I hope you can stand a lot of them, because:

REVIEW: No Ifs or Ands, But Lots of Butts in Frederick Wiseman’s Delightful Crazy Horse

One of the most fascinating and intimate moments in Frederick Wiseman’s Crazy Horse , a peek behind the shimmery veil of Paris’s legendary semi-nude cabaret, is the one in which the club’s no-nonsense manager, Andrée Deissenberg, tells a reporter that women find the performances just as compelling as men do, if not more so – that watching this highly orchestrated display of beauty on-stage speaks to them in a way that goes far beyond garden-variety titillation. “The key to eroticism is the woman,” she says flatly, a statement the reporter doesn’t seem to fully agree with, though he at least has the good sense to bow to her authority on the matter. She knows what she’s talking about, and Wiseman clearly does too. For all his intelligence and attention to craft, Wiseman is also among the warmest, the least clinical, of all documentary filmmakers; there’s never any pretense that he’s just turning the camera on and letting it capture reality. His eyes are open every minute, and his mind is awake. The lithe beauties of Crazy Horse may seem an unlikely subject for Wiseman, who’s revered – rightly – for pictures like his debut, the 1967 Titicut Follies, which documented human atrocities at Massachusetts Correctional Institution Bridgewater. More recently, he’s captured the ramshackle camaraderie of boxing enthusiasts in Boxing Gym . And in La Danse, his seemingly casual yet intense observation of the backstage workings at the Paris Opera Ballet, he traced the ways in which the human body, with all its earthbound limitations, can be trained to move in ways that come as close as possible to human perfection. Now, he’s looking at semi-naked women. And what women! Crazy Horse is neither prurient nor titillating, and it’s not out to make a bold statement. (If you’re looking for evidence that some/most/all women who work as erotic dancers are exploited, damaged or in some way compromised, you won’t find it here.) Instead, the picture is celebratory, in its own quiet way, as well as clear-eyed. The Crazy Horse, which has been operating since 1951, is known for dance routines that are lavish, flirtatious, possibly just a little bit tacky, though in an exquisitely French way. Wiseman’s camera is open to all of it, as it is to the grace and vulnerability of the dancers who perform these routines (many of whom have ballet training). It could be that Wiseman, who is now 81, is more attuned than ever to observing and marveling at the wonder of human movement. We already know there’s eroticism in ballet and boxing. The next natural step, maybe, is to find it in a chorus line of beautiful young women wearing modified – and extremely skimpy – Royal Guardsmen’s outfits. Wiseman’s camera, as always, captures the big moments and the small ones: Preparing to go on-stage, a dancer dots her lash line with glue before applying a lush, flirty faux fringe. Late in the picture, we watch an audition in process, and while the focus is on the hopeful young women angling for a job, Wiseman also clues us in to the practical-mindedness of the judges: They may note, among themselves, that one girl’s legs may not be quite as long as they’d like, but there’s always a degree of businesslike kindness at work, too – they try to make their decisions as swiftly as possible, not wanting to prolong a prospective dancer’s hopeful anxiety any longer than necessary. (It’s the exact opposite of what you see on so-called reality TV.) And, as always, Wiseman is acutely aware of the dollars-and-cents reality behind any illusion. He takes us behind the scenes as Deissenberg and the club’s director and choreographer, Philippe Decouflé, wrangle with the economic realities of running the Crazy Horse: At one point Decouflé begs to close the club for a short time, so he can come up with brand-new routines and even just clean the spotlights, which have become grimy and don’t highlight the contours of the women’s bodies as they should. Deissenberg shakes her head, asserting grimly that there’s no way the shareholders would go for it. Artistry, whether in ballet or burlesque, has to find ways to flourish despite economic restrictions. But mostly, Crazy Horse focuses on the dancing, the dancers, and the silly-wonderful nature of the Crazy Horse routines. Wiseman doesn’t focus on any single dancer – the word ensemble is key here – and yet the individual performers still emerge as distinctly human. At one point, as the dancers wait to go on-stage, they gather ‘round a TV to watch a Russian compilation tape of ballet flubs, laughing hysterically as presumably perfect dancers slip, stumble, and otherwise humiliate themselves. At another point, Decouflé discusses a routine, called Venus, that the performers dislike because it requires them to touch each other. “The girls often come out of it in tears,” he says. “They’re modest.” The moment is revealing, and more than a little touching: These women revel, publicly, in the beauty of their bodies, but feel awkward and strange when it comes to touching one another. It’s a boundary of privacy and intimacy that they’d rather not breach. When you see the Crazy Horse routines, this makes sense: We’re not talking about improvised bumping and grinding here (although, of course, in the right setting that can be perfectly OK too). These are meticulously orchestrated numbers in which the illusion of nakedness is more extreme than the actual fact of it. The women are both unsheathed and highly artificial. They might wear Rudi Gernreich-style unitards that consist of little more than a triangle of fabric held up, very helpfully, by two slender straps, leaving the breasts fully exposed. Slatted or polka-dotted lighting effects are often used to highlight specific womanly attributes. It’s worth noting, too, that there’s definitely a Crazy Horse type: We’re not talking about a celebration of all shapes and sizes here. At one point in the picture the dancers don headphones offstage to record a theme song, describing themselves, with marvelous tunelessness, as “the girls of the Crazy.” The girls of the Crazy typically have smallish breasts (not an implant in sight) and glorious, rounded bottoms, which they thrust out at every opportunity – at the Crazy, it’s all about the butt. But what about the dancing? There’s a great deal of physical discipline necessary to pull these routines together, as the rehearsal sequences show. The illusion of eroticism is a harsh taskmistress, and the shoes are killer, too. There’s nothing harder on feet than dancing en pointe , but it can’t be all that easy executing a Cirque du Soleil-style routine, as one dancer does, in a pair of shoes that consist of a Lucite spike heel attached to the bare foot with a few pieces of elastic. Like all dancers, the Crazy Horse performers are aware of the importance of elongating the body. And even if numbers like the one called “Baby Buns” are designed to celebrate certain parts of the anatomy, the reality is that there are a lot of hardworking muscles beneath all those comely attributes. Crazy Horse is a movie about process, about performance, about the exacting nature of producing an exquisite, entertaining sexual illusion. Yet Wiseman isn’t one of those documentarians who can’t see the forest through the trees: The girls of the Crazy are simply beautiful and delightful to look at. Even Wiseman, cerebral, perceptive, and a maestro in the editing room, can’t resist urging us, with images if not with words, “Just look at them!” And so we do. Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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REVIEW: No Ifs or Ands, But Lots of Butts in Frederick Wiseman’s Delightful Crazy Horse