According to my sources, Coachella started up again over the weekend, which is pretty exciting stuff. Not because I’m into the lineup of acts who were performing or anything. But I’m very into the lineup of hot nobodies going there to get photographed by the paps. For instance, here’s Ariel Winter showing off some serious underboob and bikini action, and getting a standing ovation from me and the Little Tuna. Encore!
I don’t know when “Instagram model” became the new politically-correct term for “hot nobody,” but I guess that’s what I’m supposed to call models like Joy Corrigan here these days. And even though I’d still prefer seeing Joy do some old-school bikini yoga for the paps or any of those other classic hot nobody moves, I guess sexy lingerie photoshoots work too. They’re definitely doing the trick for me and the Little Tuna. Enjoy. » view all 21 photos
Time to take a break from Emmy coverage to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hotties wearing skintight spandex for the paps. So here’s Elle Fanning coming back from a workout in a sports bra and leggings (I guess she was listening to me when I said she needed to get in shape ). And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures definitely have me working up a sweat. Ow! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know some people will probably try to say that walking around in short shorts for the paps doesn’t count as “hard work,” but personally, I’m impressed by Pixie Lott ‘s dedication. Here she is continuing to put on her daily leg shows in London, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she needs a nice long vacation after all the work she’s been putting in. Let’s just hope it’s to a beach with a whole lot of paparazzi. Photos: WENN.com
Ah, Los Angeles. Home of movie studios, fancy cars, and an airport that doubles as a celebrity hotspot. Flying is glamorous once again, ladies and gentlemen! While you schlepped your bags to the gate at LAX, only to wait for a middle seat in coach right by the bathroom, Kim Zolciak and her husband, Kroy had a fine chat with the paparazzi. Dressed in tight black paneled pants, a white tee, oversized aviators and sporting a small Chanel bag, Zolciak let the paps follow her into the Delta terminal, according to Sta r Magazine. The paps, eager to take a mile as soon as you give them an inch, tried to get Zolciak to spill on her recent dinner with Khloe Kardashian. Two days ago, Zolciak shared an Instagram of dinner with the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star at Morton's in Beverly Hills. Kardashian and the Biermanns were joined by Kardashian's best friends, twins Malika Khadijah Haqq. “I guess I should just move here,” Zolciak captioned the photo. At LAX, one of the paps asked Zolciak how she and Kardashian decide who pays for the meal. Biermann joked that whoever pulls their wallet out first pays before it was revealed that he picked up the tab (“he's a gentleman,” Zolciak added). The Don't Be Tardy stars then cut a bunch of people by hopping in line for security, but continued talking. The pap commented that Zolciak is spending a lot of time in LA, and she said it was because of her skincare line Kashmere, which launched back in May. Does Zolciak plan on relocating? “I don't know, I feel like I should,” Zolciak said. The pap pressed on and asked if her moving would affect The Real Housewives of Atlanta . “My show can film anywhere,” Zolciak responded. A few months ago, Zolciak teased that she very well could return for season nine of Atlanta , but since Don't Be Tardy is going into its fifth season, Zolciak doesn't have much time to spare otherwise. The pap would not let it go, asking if she'd join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . Annoyed that the guy kept asking about Housewive s when she has her own damn show, Zolciak made herself clear. “I have my own show. Why would I [go on another show],” Zolciak said, wanting so badly to say, “Dude, do your homework.”
Whose Girlfriend Was Flaunting Her Bikini Body In St. Tropez Goodness gracious that is one lovely lady ! This bikini clad beauty was snapped by the paps vacationing with her rich and even more famous funnyman boyfriend. Any guesses who they are? The answer when you continue! AKM-GSI
I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the up-and-coming hot nobodies and D-list celebrities out there, but I’m not gonna lie, I wouldn’t have known who this Cassie Scerbo chick was if I didn’t look her up. According to my sources, she’s in the Sharknado movies (I’m guessing she plays the designated “hot one”), which means she’s not quite famous enough to get followed around by the paps 24/7, but just famous enough to ignore my marriage requests on Twitter. Anyway, here she is at some special screening looking white hot, and really, how much more do you need to know? Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I have often heard people in the fashion industry say that once a woman reaches a certain age certain types of clothing are off-limits. Honestly, I find it a little hard to believe that someone shouldn’t wear something simply because they are “old.” Come on, Sharon Stone looks great in leather pants so, why the hell shouldn’t she wear them. … read more
Toe my God. It’s always a treat to see Chloë Grace Moretz charming the neighborhoods around LA, and this time around she was caught by the paps getting a physical from some yoga pants! Check out all the sexy pics!… read more