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Public Sex at the ATM and Other Videos of the Day
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Skin Links 9.18.18
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Life can be tough sometimes. A lawyer dares to call you in for a deposition . You get unfollowed by a fellow artist. You look like Octomom. These are big enough problems on their own, but they’re nothing compared to real problems; they’re chopped liver compared to the sort of problems that earn the hashtag #FirstWorldProblems on Twitter. Such as one’s cleaning lady showing up late… or one’s pool cover being broken… or one’s iPad being too bright. The horror of these stories! How do these folks survive?!? It’s unclear. But enjoy reading about first world whining below: 19 First World Problems That Elicit Little Sympathy Open Slideshow 1. Too Much Balsamic Vinegar! Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad! View As List 1. Too Much Balsamic Vinegar! Break out the violins, people. This person has put too much Balsamic Vinegar on her salad! 2. Tea with Soy Milk?!? This person has tea with soy milk. How did she ever survive? 3. iPad Problems There are people in Africa who WISH they had iPads whose brightness could hurt their eyes. 4. Stuck with a Jeep This poor Twitter user only has a Jeep. Pity her, people. Pity her. 5. Where’s the Cleaner? Don’t you hate it when the person who does your laundry arrives late? 6. Broken Pool Cover It doesn’t get much worse than wanting to go for a dip and having your pool cover broken. 7. Tiny Wallet What is one to do when one has too many bills and credit cards for one’s wallet? 8. Massage Disappointment A visit to Indonesia would be ruined for anyone if his/her massage didn’t go well. 9. No Fennel! There’s no fennel at the deli, people. NO FENNEL! 10. Guacamole Injury Ever experienced pain from an avocado? It hurts, people! 11. Too Much Sushi Feeling nauseous from having too much sushi? We’ve all been there. Sort of. 12. Pomegranate Pain Peeling pomegranate is pure torture. It doesn’t get much worse. 13. Broken Bechemel! Noooo!!! This person’s bechemel won’t thicken! 14. Massage Table Nap Oops! This Twitter user fell asleep in her massage table once. 15. Overly Orange Zested Too much orange zest in one mimosa can just ruin a Sunday. 16. Where is the Ironing Lady?!? It’s bad enough to take up for the ironing lady. But when she doesn’t show?!? 17. Stupid Toaster! Why would a toaster without a bagel setting even exist?!? 18. Suffering from Souffle We’re not sure what a broken souffle ramakin in. But it’s apparently painful. 19. Overly Saturated Quinoa Too much water in one’s quinoa makes it scarcely worth eating, don’t you agree?
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Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”…. Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic… All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…
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Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated…. This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced… But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries. She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…
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Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show… If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology…. Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip. I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage… This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….
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A 34-year-old Georgia woman was trying to make a living in a traditional way, but it wasn’t quite working out. Rita, who now goes by…
Kristy Love Gets $1300 To Give Massages With 48NN Breasts [VIDEO]
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I’d rather be fucking bikini models or a girl in a bikini than posting pics of them like they fucking matter. I mean there are so many girls who are less Downs Syndrome like this willing to sit on my face…because they like to have fun….but yet I’m posting this low level trash, celebrating a body, that is like so many other bodies, who are less Downs Syndome than Nina Agdal. Sure her management and SI hype her up, gives her work that leads to shitty bikini companies hiring her, and not all girls with hot bodies get gigs doing this bullshit, but really I prefer the unemployed babe with a body like this, cuz she’s far more eager, desperate, and willing to sit on my face and even if she’s not, at least I can take it to the massage parlour for a handie…. Seriously, hot fit, amazing bodied girls are out there, and some may bang you, cuz not all girls have standards, or realize they are built like this, the key is to get them before that stamp of approval, that stamp of approval makes them think they are worth more.
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