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Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on April 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career. She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up.. She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets.. The post Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on April 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I missed the Demi Moore Nipple slip – because I really didn’t care to post some old haggard plastic surgery ridden 60 year old’s nipple that she probably doesn’t even feel, sneaking out of her dress because these things happen and it’s just a tit, not her natural tit, but it’s still a tit within her….and a nipple stapled onto her… BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WILL MISS THE EVER IMPORTANT ELSA PATAKY PANTY FLASH… I just don’t know who Elsa Pataky is… The post Elsa Pataky Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maryna Linchuk Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model who proves that Communism works…because all the ugly ones must have been killed off and died…because they can’t have a nation of ugly people…at least that is what I assume happened…since all Russian women are hot…and soulless…and crazy….because they are soulless…eagerly willing to spend all your fucking money after you buy her off the internet…because Russian girls are like that…their IRON CURTAIN they were behind made them dark survivors… Maryna Linchuk was a Victoria’s Secret girl back in 2013…and I guess is no more…because sad things happen when you’re totally replaceable…because your career is based on being hot and tall and lots of girls are hot and tall..but those 5 years back in 2008 as a promo model for the evil brand is all that matters… Here’s her nipple…in Vogue because nipples are fashion… The post Maryna Linchuk Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Bischoff bikini images

Posted on May 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the pic, Whitney Bischoff’s posing in a black and neon yellow bikini, kissing a zebra outside in the sunshine. Okay, so it’s not a real zebra, it’s a stuffed one, and before you ask us why Whitney’s kissing a stuffed zebra, remember that hardly anything that goes on in that Bachelor mansion makes any sense. “Just a little #tbt action with my friend Chad,” Whitney captioned the pic. “Crazy things happen at #thebachelor mansion.” Crazy things indeed. Also noteworthy: Whitney looks amazing.

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Whitney Bischoff bikini images

Posted on May 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the pic, Whitney Bischoff’s posing in a black and neon yellow bikini, kissing a zebra outside in the sunshine. Okay, so it’s not a real zebra, it’s a stuffed one, and before you ask us why Whitney’s kissing a stuffed zebra, remember that hardly anything that goes on in that Bachelor mansion makes any sense. “Just a little #tbt action with my friend Chad,” Whitney captioned the pic. “Crazy things happen at #thebachelor mansion.” Crazy things indeed. Also noteworthy: Whitney looks amazing.

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Headkrack: “I’m Not A Guy On The Radio Who Raps, I’m A Rap Guy Who Happens To Be On The Radio” [VIDEO]

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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You hear Headkrack showing his love for hip-hop daily on “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,” but rap is not something he does–hip-hop is something he…

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Midday Motivation | Distance Yourself From Negative People

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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“Good things happen when you distance yourself from negative people.” – Author Unknown Remember, you can’t hang out with negative people and expect to live…

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Pear Season: A Look Into The Internet’s Obsession With Slimmed Down Pear-Lover Rick Ross

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Internet’s Obsession With Pear-Lover Ricky Rawse Explored Sometimes, things happen on the internet that no one can explain (or seriously comprehend) like the current obsession with skinny Ricky Ross and pears. If that sounds odd (or even hilarious), it is, mostly because we doubt anyone thought this bizarre marriage between fruit and Hip-Hop would ever happen. Hit the jump for a look into the internet’s obsession with slim Rawse and “the pear.”

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stepGIRLS X Pasilee Hats by Visionelie of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our friends at Pasilee NYC …one of the most innovative hat companies in the history of hats…I’m talking more innovative than the motherfucker who invented the hat back in the 1200s…who you can follow on instagram HERE …. Made some hats for our stepGIRLS , who don’t have sex with me, but who I still want to marry, and ask everyday…because stepGIRLS have that effect on people, not just those who who make hats…and I’m not just saying that because they belong to DrunkenStepfather.com….I am saying it because it is true…. And…the moment was documented by our talented friend with a camera VISIONELIE I think the moral of the story is that glorious things happen, when everyone works together as a team…at least that’s what it’d be if this shit was on TV in the 90s starring the Olsen twins…

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Straight from the Bed of Miley Cyrus of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated…. This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced… But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries. She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…

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