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Straight from the Bed of Miley Cyrus of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated…. This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced… But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries. She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…

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Straight from the Bed of Miley Cyrus of the Day

The Black Aryan of the Day

Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show… If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology…. Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip. I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage… This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….

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The Black Aryan of the Day

Sophie Turner Because She Is Super Hot

These are pictures from Sophie Turner’s ‘The Good Life’ music video with artist Donnie Athens. Anyone?

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Sophie Turner Because She Is Super Hot