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Emma Roberts And Lea Michele Make A Good Pair

According to my sources, my favorite pasty hottie Emma Roberts and Lea Michele are working on some new TV show called Scream Queens together. And I guess they’ve become friends or something, because they also went shopping at Whole Foods wearing skintight spandex together. Anyway, I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m currently working on some pretty great fantasies involving these two squeezing organic, GMO-free melons. Yum. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Avirl Lavigne in Some Magazine of the Day

Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”…. Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic… All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…

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Straight from the Bed of Miley Cyrus of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated…. This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced… But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries. She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…

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The Black Aryan of the Day

Here’s a black dude with a Swastika on his hand….who claims he is an Aryan, because he is first breed white, because first breed white is extremely dark, and he’s eating some kind of fruit that’s all over his face, and clearly insane…but totally fucking hysterical…if you aren’t offended by Black Aryans…who make weird noises…I don’t know what he’s selling but I’d love to make him my sidekick at least to any formal events I need to attend…or at least give this dude his own TV show… If you didn’t like that, here’s Some new Rub and Tug Technology…. Despite rub and tugs being a legal loophole to prostitution and because of that there is one on every corner of every city….I have still never had one…because either I am too drunk to bother or just uninspired by old Asian ladies despite their firm grip. I have walked into a few over the years and made the manager/pimp bring the girls out for me to interview to see which one was worthy of my hundred dollars, only to be kicked out after trying to get an insurance receipt to claim the massage so I don’t have to pay for the massage… This is a dude working on some new rub and tug technology…hammer and chisel motherfucker….

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New Video: August Alsina Feat. Curren$y “Let Me Hit That” [Video]

We like this August Alsina character… a lot! Via Billboard : August Alsina follows up his hit, “I Luv this S**t,” with the Curren$y-assisted, “Let Me Hit That.” Check out the Reece Bros.-directed video below, premiered exclusively on Billboard.com’s The Juice. The Cassius Jay-produced song, featured on August Alsina’s upcoming EP, Downtown: Life Under the Gun (August 20), features the singer infatuated over Mary Jane. While placing the finishing touches on his EP, Alsina is prepping his Def Jam debut album that he says is “really personal.” “All I can say is you’re going to get to know me on a whole different level,” he told Billboard. “When I was working on some songs, I was saying to myself, ‘Damn. How much do I give to the people?’ I’ve never been the type of person to tell my business. I feel like if I don’t give them my all, I’m cheating myself and I’m cheating them. There’s someone out there in the world who’s like me.” Downtown: Life Under The Gun, August Alsina’s debut EP, hits stores August 20th featuring the breakout single “I Luv This Shit” (featuring Trindiad Jame$) and guest features from Curren$y, Rich Homie Quan, and Kidd Kidd. Are you feeling August’s sound? Are you checking for his EP next week? Continue reading

Is There A XXX Factor In The Works?

Here’s Carmen Electra showing off her awesome body in a great tight dress. There’s only one problem with these pictures though: Simon Cowell. I’m guessing these two are dating now? Either that, or they’re working on some new reality TV stripper competition. They can call it The XXX Factor. That one’s on the house. Just make it happen guys. Related Articles: Carmen Electra Nude In Playboy Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom Carmen Electra And Fergie Are Sexy Cougars Carmen Electra Gets Manhandled Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Some Olivia Munn Bikini Hotness

It looks like Olivia Munn has finally taken a well deserved break from her hectic schedule of having every TV show she puts her name to get cancelled, to enjoy a little time in the sun. It’s got to be both physically and mentally exhausting dealing with so much negativity and rejection. Anyhow, I’m glad to see she decided to give us a look at her bikini body. Don’t worry, things will turn around, maybe you’ll meet a rich old dude. Wait a minute, this isn’t a vacation at all, she’s working on some movie… Ha! See you at the straight-to-DVD premiere.

Justin Bieber, Lil Twist Will Leak Mixtape Track ‘Real Soon’

Young Money MC says his project with Bieber may even become an EP. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by James “FLX” Smith Lil Twist Photo: MTV News Justin Bieber has already received the seal of approval of Kanye West , Ludacris and Drake . And he impressed many with a video in which he raps over Vado and Cam’ron’s “Speaking in Tungs” last month. Now Bieber is taking the next step to proving his crossover potential: working on a mixtape with of Young Money rapper and fellow teen Lil Twist . “Me and Justin are working on this mixtape,” Twist confirmed to MTV News. “We probably gonna title it Best of Both Worlds, [or] Best of Young Rap, Best of Young Pop. We got a few records done. The recent record that was talked about was ‘Billionaire.’ We did ‘Billionaire’ by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars. We gonna get ready to leak that out. We’re gonna leak something real soon.” Any further details about when more music from the twosome might drop is still very TBD. “I don’t have the date on the mixtape yet, because we’re still working hard on it,” the MC explained. “We’re trying to get new beats, because now, like, some of the beats [that we’ve used] are old. … So we’re gonna get new beats and go back in and try and make an EP.” The idea of the two working on some music together was really an idea Bieber came up with, Twist explained. “Me and Justin, we actually met through a mutual friend and after that we got real cool actually,” he recalled. “[We] started working in the studio, sending stuff through the Mac book and everything. And then he was like, ‘Yo, bro, we should do a mixtape. Let’s go.’ We just started then.” Related Artists Lil Twist Justin Bieber

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Beyonce Could Release New Single In Next Few Weeks

‘Listening to New B record Dream wrote … Y’all C in 3 weeks!’ producer Los Da Mystro tweeted Wednesday. By Jocelyn Vena Beyonc

Joe Jonas Says He’s ‘Working On Lots Of Music’

‘I’ve heard it,’ brother Nick says of Joe’s solo material. ‘It’s awesome.’ By Jocelyn Vena Joe Jonas Photo: MTV News While his brother Nick released a solo album earlier this year under his side project Nick Jonas and the Administration , Joe Jonas says he has no formal plans to go solo himself. But the middle Jonas, who made a cameo this week on TV Land’s “Hot in Cleveland,” admits he is working on some new music . “I didn’t say that,” he laughed when MTV News asked about a solo LP. “I said I’ve been working on lots of music. I’ve been working [with] lots of musicians having a great time.” While he wouldn’t get specific about what it is he’s working on, or whom he’s working on it with, Joe did add, “[I have] been writing with a lot of friends of mine and some artists here and there, and we’ll see what comes out it.” So, in the event that he does release some independent work, will he borrow Nick’s band name? “I leave the Administration stuff to Nick,” he quipped. Whatever he decides, it seems he’s got the full support of his bros. “I’ve heard it. It’s awesome,” Nick said, before Kevin chimed in, “It’s really good music.” With both Nick and Joe making strides to pursue their own endeavors apart from the band, we wondered, what has big brother Kevin been up to? “I’ve just been really enjoying the first year of marriage,” he explained. “So far, there’s a couple things in the pipeline for me and, I don’t know. There’s a lot going on and I just want to explore every option.” What would you like to see the JoBros do next? Tell us in the comments! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Jonas Brothers Related Photos The Jonas Brothers Play Chicago

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