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Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career. She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up.. She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets.. The post Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.

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Lucy Hale Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have a jean short fetish….and not like a gay club kid in the 90s gone roller skating kinda way…. but in a bitches look amazing no matter how fat their asses are in a short, tight, pair of jean shorts… I don’t know who this Lucy Hale chick is, but she’s 22 and on some ABC bullshit…but more importantly she is not only wearing jean shorts…but she’s also posing with jean shorts..catering to my whole country girl, farmer’s daughter, Daisy Duke wearing, inbreeding after coming home from a bowling tournament in my small town to fuck my stepdaughter with my team in our trailer park fetish…..

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