https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8PXAa_Iuc Big Brother UK’s Skye Wheatley is a known Instagram model. We think Skye’s butt is actually pretty uneventful and the attention is a result of reflex angles, but some people are saying she got her backside surgically enhanced. The Australian has admitted to having plastic surgery on her mug and boobs, but says her cakes are the result of “working out.” We’ve got her cake videos and Instagram pictures so you can make the asses-sment yourselves. Turn the pages and peep. https://instagram.com/p/BTD-U0jliYK/ Instagram/Youtube https://instagram.com/p/BSR37HXlXmt/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8PXAa_Iuc https://instagram.com/p/BSsq18OFc_X/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGtoE-Jsuw https://instagram.com/p/BTBvOKlFYDN/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki2jjYyy7fI https://instagram.com/p/BSNAY16FnZf/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf3PaBtvRZE https://instagram.com/p/BRaPjSgFp2Z/ Instagram/Youtube
Farrah Abraham isn’t going to be receiving any Mother of the Year awards anytime soon. Really, she’s not getting any awards at all, unless there’s an award for being The Worst. Or maybe like some porn thing. But the most concerning thing about Farrah — and this is saying a lot, since her life is basically one big concern — is her parenting skills. Namely, the way she doesn’t seem to have any at all. Remember when her daughter, Sophia, was three years old and she tweezed her eyebrows ? Or how about last year when “the tooth fairy” left her hundreds of dollars for losing a tooth? Oh, and who could forget the time that she actually said that she’d be totally fine with Sophia making her own sex tape ? But one of the most tangibly terrible things Farrah has done as a mother is letting Sophia, who is seven years old, remember, run her own clothing boutique. Yes, most kids Sophia’s age are, you know, going to school and playing with other kids, but no, it’s probably fine if Sophia just skips all that developmental stuff and gets right to business ownership. Or at least that’s what Farrah thinks. In a new interview with OK! magazine, Farrah goes into a little more detail about Sophia’s role at the boutique. “Sophia comes in and acts like she’s hiring or firing,” she explains. “She likes to take a lot of the stuff from the store for herself. She loves the clothing so much.” Back in September, Farrah got a lot of flack for saying that Sophia would be “in charge of hiring, firing, picking the best products and clothing to order for the store.” Is she changing her tune now after getting called out, or was she just trying to brag in the old interview about her kid’s responsibilities? Either way, it’s awful — what would be worse, getting fired by a seven-year-old or dealing with a seven-year-old who thinks she has the authority to fire you? Farrah also says that Sophia “picks things out and I have to basically like go through and be like we don’t need this much of that.” “She gets to start off choosing everything and I have to keep it in to real life terms.” Thankfully, Farrah acknowledges that “Sophia is definitely a child still. If anything she’s showing business can be fun, it can be easy and fun.” “Sophia will one day run this on her own,” she says. “She’s brought that up to me.” “She’s doing a normal schedule, she’s included in everything, but there is a fine line of she’s 7 and she will always be 7.” … Well, not always. Can someone explain to Farrah how life works? And does “she’s doing a normal schedule” mean that Sophia is working a regular 40-hour week at the boutique? Because it kind of sounds like that’s what she means. This poor, poor child … View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!
So for a while now, things have felt kind of … off, right? Hey, you’re a human being on the internet, you’ve heard the frighteningly accurate comparisons between 2016 and garbage fires. Donald Trump is going to be president , so many beautiful legends have passed away , the sordid saga of Harambe … we’re in a dark place right now. And from the looks of it, we’re not going to be heading towards the light anytime soon. Even Kim Kardashian, who we thought we could count on forever and ever to distract us from the horrors of reality with her giant ass, has been taking a long, hard break from the spotlight . But wait! A ray of hope appears! It’s so bright it’s almost blinding, and the heat that’s radiating off of it is enough to warm your very heart and soul … Because even though Kim is taking a hiatus from being Kim, there are still new projects being unveiled that she did before the robbery. And this one right here is a photo shoot that she and Khloe Kardashian did for Kanye West’s Yeezy fashion line. These photos appear in German magazine 032c, and Kanye himself conceptualized the shoot. Sure, that last part is kind of weird, considering one of the photos show his wife’s sister grabbing her bare ass, but we’ll go along with it. Another NSFW photo shows Kim and Khloe holding hands in a shower while wearing sheer bodysuits. Yep, we’re talking four Kardashian nipples, all in a row. And if you thought this couldn’t get any better, then you absolutely have to see the text that accompanied the photos. THIS IS THE LIMIT. The place somewhere outside of some city. This is the dirt of that limit. The pulverized stone crushed into microprocessors. This is the face of that limit. The scaffolding that holds up a network of desire. This is the machine of that limit. A nondescript of office designing apparel for the 21st century. This is New Abu Dhabi. Since its beginning, California has been a border zone. Its landscape requires tools that deal with the edge of the known. The denim jean, suburban planning, and the personal computer were invented here. This border’s sand is the raw matter of our silicon infrastructure. As frontiers continue to shatter and contract into flattened mosaics of information, it has become more difficult to find the limit. Places like #Calabasas, an exurban sprawl located between Hollywood and Malibu, become the unlikely stage for vast ENERGY EXPERIMENTS. Those are the ridiculous, hilarious words that went along with a photo of Kim and Khloe Kardashian rolling around in the dirt with their asses out. We’re going to be OK, you guys. View Slideshow: 19 Most Kontroversial Kardashian Pictures of All-Time
Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid. The post Willa Holland Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Turn the audio on….I find this an inspiring video – that dials right into what this site, and in turn what I contribute to the world…only far less hot… I am not a believer that women shit, until I am forced to believe it with shit on my dick after fucking their asses… But I guess they can fart…and when it looks like this, it still smells like shit, but it’s not so bad… The post Inspirational Video and Current Mood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are some immigrant models named Mia Gruenwald Laura Hagested, posing for Interview Germany, which isn’t Playboy, or designed to be a men’s magazine featuring naked chicks to support articles, but rather a fashion and pop culture magazine that was founded in NYC by Andy Warhol to interview and get a deeper look into people he was into at the time, but not necessarily inside the asses of, even though majority of gays like that shit…literally… I don’t know who Mia Gruenwald or Laura Hagested, but they are great names that go with their look of androgyny and size, like East German bobsled team ready to win Olympic gold back in the 70s before the wall came down… The post Mia Gruenwald & Laura Hagested for Interview Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass… But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that.. Here are the pics I already posted… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass… But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that.. Here are the pics I already posted… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Little known fact…I love Dancehall music and watching girls twerk to the shit….it’s all Caribbean and amazing….as they shake their asses and slap their asses…so I appreciate Nicki Minaj re-inventing herself to have a little more street cred…tapping into her Islander roots….leaving the whole bullshit pop shit behind cuz she’s already made it….leaving room to be topless with pasties….and the ability to say “NICCA NICCA NICCA” …without the world shitting on her…but most importantly…it allows her to tap into her Dancehall dance classes she took to learn how to act on stage…cuz this girl’s so far removed from the islands…almost whiter than the KKK…it’s all a bullshit front…trust nothing she does…she’s straight from acting school…fact.
You wanna know what I like….White bikinis. It doesn’t matter who they are on. It doesn’t matter whether I know their name, their age or their fucking biography. It doesn’t matter what their measurements are, what size their tits are, how fat their asses are, their hip to waist ratio or even whether they have all their limbs, organs, or are dying of a terminal disease… All that matters is the white bikini. Especially when it gets wet. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
